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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

A Moron Said What?

According to the New York Post, “President Trump defended his “good call” with his Ukrainian counterpart Volodymyr Zelensky – and to prove his point, he suggested he might read it aloud in a ‘fireside chat’ reminiscent of FDR’s radio broadcasts in the 1930s and ’40s.” Of course, he wants to and he probably will. Moreover, MSM will bend over backward to accommodate his reading of propaganda because he’s the president and this is stupid America as the idiots of the country must reflexively follow whatever the president does and says. He gets primetime access all the time at any moment for any reason. Welcome to trump stupid America! It is all stupid all the time! All MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans all the time!

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

Incomprehensible Stupidity (About Right for America)

From Newsweek, “Donald Trump Jr., the president’s eldest son, told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that he wishes his name was Hunter Biden, former Vice President Joe Biden’s son, so that he too could profit off his father’s presidency.” Wait! What? Whaaaaaa? I can’t even. I can’t. This is the dumbest country on the planet, populated by the dumbest people who elected the dumbest president whose spawn is just as stupid and has an even dumber following. Welcome to trump stupid America where somehow MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans survived birth and childhood — sadly! Seriously, they should have all been smothered in their sleep.

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Politics

Do Not Believe These Idiots

According to a CNN headline, “Trump voter shifts stance on impeachment.” Do not believe these people. I don’t give one G.D. f*** what they say; they are traitor trump supporters no matter what happens. They are lying to reporters because they are embarrassed to still be associated with him, but when it comes to election day — the only day that matters — they will re-elect him. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America.

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MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

Worse Than Putin or Kim, Literally

Source: Axios

From Axios, “Americans across all generations have something in common: They are more likely to say President Trump is a bigger threat to world peace than North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, Russia’s Vladimir Putin, China’s Xi Jinping or Venezuela’s Nicolás Maduro, according to a new YouGov poll for the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation, a nonprofit educational group.” Yet! Yet, traitor trump’s job approval rating hovers around 40-44% no matter what he does. Un-fucking-believable! MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans will re-elect him despite being the most hated president because this is trump stupid America!

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Politics RepubliKKKlans

***Silence***

According to Politico, “Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi died in a U.S. raid in northwestern Syria, President Donald Trump announced Sunday, describing in detail a daring mission by Army Delta Force commandos that he said had been planned for five months.” I am more than happy to give traitor trump the same accolades for getting the ISIS leader that the RepubliKKKlans gave to Obama for getting bin Laden — a real America’s most wanted terrorist — which was, of course, silence! Welcome to stupid America where if the black man did it then it doesn’t really count.

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Purely Moronic

F*** the U.S.A. Seriously: F*** the U.S.A.!

According to CNN, “A New Jersey school district has become a lightning rod for criticism because of a policy that would allow school administrators to ban students from school activities if they owed the district lunch money.” Yeah, I said it! F*** the U.S.A.! Not for being stupid enough to elect traitor trump! Not for promoting the wealthy at the expensive of the poor. Not for its inability to provide affordable healthcare to everyone! Not for its inability to address meaningfully climate change legislation, and so much more. No, not for any of these things. I say f*** the U.S.A. because apparently this country is too stupid, too “poor,” too callous, and too hateful to provide every child at least one f***ing G.D. hot meal a day while in school. Seriously! Not only is a supremely stupid and hateful “Christian” country incapable of feeding hungry children, but it also seems hell-bent on punishing them. I can’t! I just f***ing can’t take the stupidity and hatred anymore. F*** the U.S.A. times a googol^googol! I only wish that every person against feeding school children who can’t afford it dies — slowly and painfully! And I don’t even have children, so I don’t need to be in the position of a parent to know what is right and wrong!

Maybe this “Christian” country should actually try to live up to its religion for once: “Then said he also to him that bade him, When thou makest a dinner or a supper, call not thy friends, nor thy brethren, neither thy kinsmen, nor [thy] rich neighbours; lest they also bid thee again, and a recompence be made thee. But when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind: And thou shalt be blessed; for they cannot recompense thee: for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just.” (Luke 14:12-14, KJV). I love to throw Bible verses in people’s faces because there is always a “quote for that,” which “Christians” just love to ignore. Welcome to stupid America where humanists are by definition more righteous than religious morons!

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Politics RepubliKKKlans

I Don’t Know How I Feel About This

From CNN, “A key witness in the impeachment inquiry has sought for a court to decide if he should testify, caught between a House subpoena and a demand from the White House to protect President Donald Trump’s immunity from testifying to Congress.” On the one hand, I think to myself WTF? Is his moron still on the federal payroll — he’s not. So, why then does he feel any obligation to abide by an Executive order to defy a Congressional subpoena? On the other hand, I say bring it — even though I hesitate to say that with the current make-up of SCOTUS!

Make no mistake the current conservative majority of SCOTUS believes in Executive supremacy. They will easily and likely defer to the President because he’s the President, so f*** the Article 1 branch of government! One would think these “originalist” justices who claim to interpret the Constitution literally as written would actually do so by literally interpreting the fact that Article 1, which outlines the powers and privileges of Congress first and before that of Article 2 for the Executive branch. While the Framers envisioned three co-equal branches, it is clear that Congress was always intended to be the most important of the three because it more directly represents the current will of the people, which is why the entire House is up for election every two f***ing years. The people are allowed to express their will — presumably not immutable — more frequently than electing the President or Senators. It is that f***ing simple. The people are allowed to change their minds by electing (or not electing) a new, different majority to the House. This is so not f***ing difficult to comprehend! But I digress.

One should not require a degree in law to understand that when Congress is investigating potential wrongdoing of the President then the President doesn’t f***ing get to declare immunity or Executive privilege to obstruct the House. This is circular reasoning B.S. in which conservatives are experts at asserting and conservative justices are experts at defending and condoning. They really do think the President is above the law. Let me also be clear about something else: all these B.S. nonsense RepubliKKKlan arguments about fairness and due process and other Constitutional protections due to the President is f***ing ridiculous. In the end, none of this is about throwing traitor trump in prison; it is about him losing a f***ing job. Plain and simple. I’m sorry, but the person employed by the people should have the least amount of protection if the people want him out before the next election.

Indeed, there is little precedent and case law to guide this new legal case, which is why I think SCOTUS will see it as a perfect test case to take up. I have little confidence in their ability to rule properly on the critical matter. I give it a 50/50 chance, and that is a Bayesian inference. Should the court rule in favor of the President then I hope the people will realize their naked partisanship to place traitor trump above the law. I would hope the people become so enraged that they take to the streets by such an abhorrent decision. Oh, wait. I must be dreaming to hope for such a thing. Americans don’t care in the end because democracy will die with a whimper. Welcome to stupid America!

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Evil Evangelicals Politics Religion as Retardation

Evangelicals Should Expedite Their Trip to Hell

A Raw Story headline reads, “Trump dials up rhetoric by tweeting Evangelical leader declaring impeachment a religious ‘battle.’” Why can’t all Evangelicals leave this country alone by taking their precious Second Amendment right, sticking it in their mouth, and pulling the m*****f***ing G.D. trigger? Welcome to stupid America where the religious zealots rule the ballot box and have been working for 40+ years to impose a “Christian” theocracy — and they’re starting to get their way! Just wait until traitor trump’s judicial appointments start issuing rulings on matters of the First Amendment (and others). It will be legalized discrimination because — Jesus! Un-f***ing-believe! There is a direct correlation between a person’s religiosity and stupidity, and this country is all stupid all the time! Because, of course, when determining moriality one should suspend logic and reason to rely on a book of fiction that represents the oldest and longest game of telephone in the history of humanity! But this is the level of human stupidity! Welcome to trump stupid America! Now ask me how I really feel.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandize. That’s f***ing annoying and suspicious, but whatever!

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Conspiracies for Morons MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

Conspiracy Theory Guides DOJ

CNN reports, “Attorney General William Barr’s probe into the intelligence and origins of the 2016 Trump-Russia investigation is now a criminal investigation, according to a person familiar with the matter.” This is what a stupid country looks like. So, the Department of Justice has now officially become traitor trump’s department of revenge. Right on cue traitor Barr has turned the department into a weapon for traitor trump to punish his political enemies. Congratu-f***ing-lations, America. I woke up to an even dumber country. I think at this point I need to start praying that RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons drop dead. That’s not too much to ask.

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Of Course, He Did

From CNN, “Three-quarters of Americans are concerned about the situation in Syria and many see a reemergence of ISIS as likely following recent changes in US policy, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS. But the country is divided over how to proceed. Just over half (51%) think the US has a responsibility to remain involved in the ongoing conflict in Syria, while 43% do not. The poll finds a sharp partisan divide over whether America has a responsibility to remain involved in the conflict there: 72% of Democrats say yes, while 65% of Republicans say no.” Imagine that! Traitor trump does something else that most Americans believe is wrong, yet his job approval rating maintains above 40%. I mean the level of minimum stupidity in this country is incomprehensible. It is absolutely beyond belief that a country filled with so many f***ing G.D. stupid people can actually function on a daily basis. By any measure, the 40% of the population (MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans) that supports traitor trump are barely functional mental retards. I think by definition they can’t tie their own shoes, but they sure do love the idiot-in-chief. Welcome to trupid stupid America. Dumber today than it was yesterday.