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War with Iran — Just a Matter of Time

Is it just me or is this country full of f***ing morons who have no idea of the level of stupidity at the head of the government? From CNN, “President Donald Trump abruptly called off military strikes against Iran on Thursday night after previously approving the strikes in retaliation for Iran shooting down a US military drone, The New York Times reports.” Um, yeah! So now he is going to come off as looking weak, which could be even worse than the attack itself. I can’t wait for RepubliKKKlan idiots and MAGA morons to support traitor trump’s “promises kept” by taking the U.S. into another stupid war. All this started when f***tard traitor trump pulled out of the Iranian deal because it was an accomplishment of the “black man.” Traitor trump thinks he can just force Iran back to the negotiating table after he canceled the last negotiated agreement. Riiiiight! As if traitor trump has any credibility left for negotiating. Everything to his walnut-sized brain is a negotiation akin to a real estate deal. Hello, f***tards! International diplomacy is not like negotiating the amount of tenant improvement allowance when leasing a building. Welcome to stupid America! More trump stupid today than yesterday! Did I mention all this is happening under the third string leadership of the DoD? Yup! Traitor trump employs all the “best people.” Promises kept alright! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t take the stupidity in this country anymore!

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More “Promises Kept”

From Axios, “Immigration and Customs Enforcement has deported more immigrants this fiscal year than any full fiscal year of Donald Trump’s presidency, but it has yet to reach Barack Obama’s early deportation levels, according to new internal Department of Homeland Security figures obtained by Axios.” Of course, he’s a losing liar. Naturally, every time he claims “promises kept” it’s a big f***ing lie, yet the f***tard RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons believe him when he says he’s deported more people than any president (ever!) and that the wall is almost done. Un-f***ing-believable. Every day is another day of waking up in trump stupid America. So much stupidity. Stupid people everywhere! Everywhere stupid people!

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F***ing G.D. Idiots!

From the AP: “After decades of improvement, America’s air may not be getting any cleaner. Over the last two years the nation had more polluted air days than just a few years earlier, federal data shows. While it remains unclear whether this is the beginning of a trend, health experts say it’s troubling to see air quality progress stagnate.” Welcome to trump stupid America! Apparently, going backward is preferable to everything else! I can’t anymore! I just f***ing can’t take the collective level of stupidity that pervades this country! It’s suffocating!

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The F***ing Dumbest Mouth Breathers Still Breathing

From Politico: “The optics-obsessed president was greeted by thousands of adoring supporters when he arrived here on Tuesday to kick off his bid for a second term.” Why are these people still living? Welcome to stupid America — more trump stupid than ever.

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I Deeply, Deeply, Deeply Hate the Stupidity of Traitor [T]rump and RepubliKKKlans and MAGA Morons

CNN reports the most absurd remark from traitor trump, “In the past 25 years, Queen Elizabeth II has marked a Golden and Diamond Jubilee, visited multiple continents, celebrated the weddings of her grandchildren and the birth of multiple great-grandchildren, and met numerous world leaders. But, according to President Donald Trump, Her Majesty has never had so much fun as she did during his visit last week.” I cannot express the level of embarrassment this idiot brings to America. His hubris is so completely ridiculous and self-serving it is beyond human comprehension that any RepubliKKKlan or MAGA moron continues to believe and admire the idiot-in-chief. Why should I continue to be surprised? When traitor trump says something that is completely f***tarded I must remind myself that he is merely speaking for the collective consciousness of every f***tarded RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron (unfortunately) still breathing. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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International Indigestion

Hong Kong 2047

From CNN, “Tens of thousands of people have taken to the streets in Hong Kong as campaigners look to keep the pressure on the government, despite a move by the city’s embattled leader to suspend a controversial extradition bill.” I hope these people understand that in 2047 the one state, two systems becomes one state, one system. That is to say, Hong Kong becomes fully “communist” (totalitarian-lite in practice). This is not going to be a pretty sight if today is any indication. Actually, there is nothing to stop China from marching in tomorrow except inflaming the situation into a total disaster, but dictators are generally inured to the fallout from disasters.

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The Stars and Stripes

Slate reports, “President Donald Trump came out in favor of a fresh effort to challenge long-held precedent by the Supreme Court that would ban the burning of the American Flag. ‘All in for Senator Steve Daines as he proposes an Amendment for a strong BAN on burning our American Flag. A no brainer!’ Trump wrote Saturday morning on Twitter.” It’s the good old uber-patriotic RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron issue of flag burning! I love this issue because it highlights the utter trump stupidity and hypocrisy of these “patriotic” Americans.

I begin by recalling a conversation I had with a conservative friend about this very subject. His argument was that flag burning is disrespectful. To which I replied that flag burning is actually an approved way of disposing of a flag, assuming a conservative mind possesses only the typical “all or nothing” means of rationalization. Of course, the subtleties of disposing of a flag by burning it is lost on most RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons. I also assume these idiots think that casually throwing a tattered American flag in the f***ing garbage is acceptable. It’s not — ever!

Then I steered the conversation to these “uber-patriotic” individuals who think they are respecting the flag by wearing it as an article of clothing; that somehow wearing shorts patterned like the American flag is not disrespecting it when a fat-ass sits down at the picnic bench ready to devour that all-American hot dog while dripping mustard onto his or her American flag-patterned shirt! Un-f***ing-believable. Somehow sitting on the flag or soiling it is not unpatriotic. Hello, f***ing trump stupid people! One should never wear the flag as an article of f***ing clothing! And to my mind even wearing its likeness is disrespectful. Never wear it as something you will sit on, sweat in, soil, or any other action in which the flag is disrespected! The flag belongs on a pole or hanging or draped or displayed! Nothing else! Moreover, never display a flag that is frayed or torn! Naturally, when I pointed this out to my friend his reply was along the lines of ignorance. Of course, it was. In so many words, he said he would not expect others (the average “patriot”) — like himself — to realize that wearing the flag was disrespectful, but then again that is the entire mindset of RepiubliKKKlans and MAGA morons: an inability to think! It never occurred to him that sitting on the flag in the form of someone’s shorts, underwear, or bathing suit was disrespectful. How trump stupid can one be? I see! So burning the flag as the ultimate expression of one’s First Amendment right (whether one agrees with it or not) is heresy, but sitting or farting while wearing American-patterned shorts is acceptable because it’s not obviously wrong! But it is obvious — very obvious!

This is why America is so m*****f***ing G.D. stupid! Time after time the ultra-conservative idiot “patriots” insist on calling everyone else “less” patriotic while they clearly have no f***ing G.D. clue what constitutes patriotism. Personally, I am not in favor of burning the flag except when properly disposing of it. It is simply something I would never do, but if others choose to express their First Amendment right by burning the flag then they are free to do so. I will shake my head; however, at least I understand the flag is a symbol of freedom by which people are allowed to burn it (even out of spite). It is a level of intellectual sophistication lost on every RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron because this is 42% trump stupid America!

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UFOs

One appropriate use for quoting RawStory: “In the most recent excerpt from his interview with ABC host George Stephanopoulos, President Donald Trump expressed skepticism at the existence of UFOs despite recent revelations from the Pentagon of sightings.” It is one of the rare instances when traitor trump is not talking crazy. Yes, there are UFOs, but none of these sightings is from an alien life form. Let me be particularly clear on this topic: there is no such thing as alien visitors to this planet and to believe such nonsense means a person is a f***ing G.D. idiot of the highest order! The universe is so vast (incomprehensibly vast) that travel among intelligent alien life forms is assuredly impossible, and if it were possible then such extraterrestrials would be so advanced that either we are insignificant to them or we would have already been converted to copper tops and never know it. So, to think that aliens have visited us is absurd and clearly in the realm of conspiracy idiots and the like. Welcome to stupid America! We believe anything such as Elvis is still alive and traitor trump is a good president.

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Thanks for Nothing, Deniers

From Bloomberg, “American farmers, already set to leave a record number of acres without corn, now face the prospect of also failing to plant soybeans because of rampant rainfall.” This is what happens when a trump stupid America denies the science behind climate change. Just as scientists predicted, climate change would lead to more serve weather events that could disrupt such critical societal necessities as the food chain, namely the ability for countries to grow food! Moreover, such events would compromise the holy grail of RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron issues: national security. Read from the EPA: “More extreme temperature and precipitation can prevent crops from growing. Extreme events, especially floods and droughts, can harm crops and reduce yields.” Yet, none of this matters in a country so bereft of intelligence that RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons would rather focus on the “dangers” of brown and gay people than addressing the crucial devastating impact of global warming. Welcome to stupid America where science is wrong, and religion is right. F*** me! I can’t anymore. I just can’t take this f***ing trump stupid country anymore!

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Trump Stupid: A New Dictionary Entry

trump stupid adjective

\ˈtrəmp ˈstü-pəd \

Definition of trump stupid

1 : an expression of stupidity not conveyed by any other word or expression in the English language

2 : the highest level of stupidity conceivable

3 : a degree of stupidity that surpasses idiot, moron, and retard; abject stupidity

4 : a degree of stupidity often reserved to describe Republicans and Trump supporters

Example usage of trump stupid in a sentence: A person who shoots himself in the genitals while holding a gun in the waistband of his pants is trump stupid.

Other expression examples:

RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are trump stupid!

That was trump stupid!

How can someone be so trump stupid?

Are you trump stupid or what?