From CNN, “One week ago Joe Crain, the morning meteorologist at WICS in Springfield, Illinois, called out station management for mandating over-the-top ‘Code Red’ weather alerts.” Everything in this country is a f***ing G.D. marketing emergency! “Code Red!!!” Warning! Warning! Warning! Bad weather is coming! Stay tuned. Don’t leave your T.V. set for a DEFCON 1 weather report to follow right after this commercial break. These people must think their viewers are that f***ing stupid, but then again, the local channel is in central Illinois, which may as well be the deep South. So, maybe they are that f***ing stupid. Sensationalist weather reporting! Yup! Welcome to stupid America, where everything must be an emergency! Brown people are coming! Black people are voting! Gay people want equal rights! Christians are being crucified in the streets! I just can’t anymore!
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The Daily Beast reports, “It was supposed to be a made-for-TV moment for House Democrats: former Richard Nixon counsel and Watergate icon John Dean testifying before lawmakers in the Judiciary Committee’s first hearing solely devoted to the substance of Robert Mueller’s findings on whether President Trump obstructed the Russia investigation.” These Democrats are f***ing G.D. morons. Seriously! What were they hoping to achieve? Did they seriously think that Americans would stop to tune in to a person describing the 46-year-old circumstances surrounding Nixon’s impeachment? Moreover, dumbass Democrats agreed to have some idiot lawyer from the Heritage Foundation as a RepubliKKKlan lackey. WTF? Once again this is dumbass Democrats bending over backward to play fair and come off “fair and balanced.” The only thing they accomplished was to muddle and confuse the entire narrative of the hearing. While the witnesses for the Democrats were saying one thing, the RepubliKKKlan witness was saying the exact opposite. What is the net effect? Confusion and ultimately indifference. Democrats are really weak and stupid people. They kind of deserve to be in the minority because they will never learn how to play to win.
I Expected Nothing Less
From an article in The Daily Beast, “One month after Joe Biden announced his run for president, several Fox News stars have already begun quietly pushing rumors that the 76-year-old ex-veep is in poor health.” And it will work because this is stupid America, just like it worked to convince people of the most watched cable “news” network in America (un-f***ing-believable) that Hillary was too unhealthy to be president while traitor trump is clearly obese and has doctors lie about his health. Yet Democrats are always more unfit for the office of the president according to RepubliKKKlans. Sadly, we can never escape the collective stupidity of America. Fox News is by far the most watched cable network which is in and of itself a prime indicator of America’s stupidity! Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans are everywhere.
From Politico: “But if Democrats fail to counter those efforts with their own — by energizing younger Latinos and reaching members of the community who feel estranged by the president — those voters may simply sit out the election.” The level of stupidity is incomprehensible. If people don’t vote Democratic then they are essentially electing RepubliKKKlans by default, but I guess idiots of America are too upset that their every f***ing desire is not being addressed. Hello f***ing G.D. idiots of America! Can we just f***ing focus on consistently electing Democrats to win for the love of f***ing God! Un-f***ing-believable. This is going to be 2016 all over again where the black no-voter got traitor trump elected! Seriously! What the f*** is so f***ing difficult with this calculation? MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans hate minorities and want to suppress minorities’ rights. How is not voting against RepubliKKKlans in any way an option? Ugh! Whatever! Welcome to stupid America! All stupid all the time!
More Morons
Axios reports, “Voters here who switched from Barack Obama to Donald Trump are sticking with Trump in 2020 — unlike other swing voters who are getting tired of him.” This is stupid America on steroids. Like I’ve been saying for months now. Traitor trump is going to win re-election because this country is precisely stupid in all the right places it needs to be. Welcome to stupid America. Still dumber today than it was yesterday.
One Long Con Job
From CNN: “Mexico had already promised to take many of the actions agreed to in Friday’s immigration deal with the US — months before President Donald Trump’s tariff threat, officials from both countries who are familiar with the negotiations told the New York Times in a story published Saturday.” Of course, they did because this entire presidency has been one big f***ing con job with MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan f***tards being the mark. They are too stupid to realize traitor trump is playing them. Welcome to stupid America! What else is there to say?
Politico summarizes well the pattern: “You might say it’s The Art of the Deal. First, spark a crisis by threatening harsh consequences if hazy, unspecified demands aren’t met. Then, torque up the suspense as an artificial deadline approaches, while nervous observers warn of the dire consequences of going over the cliff. And finally, cut a vague, imperfect or constitutionally questionable deal at the last minute, claiming victory and savaging the critics.” This is where MAGA morns and RepubliKKKlans think traitor trump is some kind of f***ing G.D. genius when in fact it is all a scam, but this is stupid America. A moron claims victory over a pending disaster of his own making and stupid people praise him for it. Welcome to stupid America!
Oh, Dear Me!
CNN headline reads: “Two former state senators found dead in their homes within two days.” Probably two RepubliKKKlans who had wished for tighter gun control! Oh, well. One crocodile tear times two times zero.
Well, That Explains That!
From Axios, “President Trump announced on Twitter Friday evening that tariffs against Mexican goods were ‘indefinitely suspended’ following Mexico’s agreement to take stronger measures to curb immigration across the southern border of the U.S.” I could not for the life of me understand why the stock market kept rising in the days counting down to tariffs starting. Now it makes sense: the market never believed traitor trump was going to implement them. They guessed correctly. It used to be the stock market relied on stability — stability in economic, trade, and fiscal policies. Clearly, those expectations have gone out the window. Instead, it seems the market simply relies on ignoring the president more often than not. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Traitor trump has essentially made himself (and the presidency) even more irrelevant.
Just to be clear, whatever deal the U.S. reached with Mexico will be an ephemeral placation for traitor trump’s mercurial nature. I suspect in a few months he’ll need to rally the rage machine for his MAGA moron base because they are never pleased unless their hate can be focused on some minority stealing that piece of bread from their hands. Welcome to stupid America! Dumbing down one day at a time.
The New BBF World Order
From the BBC: “Chinese President Xi Jinping has described Russia’s Vladimir Putin as his ‘best friend’ during a three-day visit to Moscow focusing on trade and relations between the two countries.” Great! So, traitor trump’s “negotiating” on trade has pushed China right into a partnership with Russia. I’m sure traitor trump could care less about this dangerous re-alignment of global powers. No! Instead, the only thing he’ll be upset about is not being called Xi’s best friend because, of course, it’s always only about traitor trump and no one else! Mark my words! This president is a f***ing G.D. joke. This Scheiße-for-brains president and Scheiße-for-brains block of MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan voters have created a power vacuum of American leadership in the world which China and Russia easily filled. This is what happens when traitor trump goes around trashing American allies and preaching protectionism and a withdrawal from the world order. If America is not leading then other countries will. I cannot possibly take the level of stupidity in this country that has precipitated and accelerated America’s decline in world leadership and respect. Welcome to stupid America where f***tards gave us the dumbest person in the world to “lead” the free world, and as of today, FiveThirtyEight reports traitor trump’s job approval holds steady at 41.5% — 41.5% too high! F*** me!