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Are You Proud?

President Donald Trump meets with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy as Vice President JD Vance reacts at the White House in Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2025.
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According to NBC News, “An ugly and unprecedented confrontation in the Oval Office hammered home President Donald Trump’s hostility toward Ukraine and its president, along with his persistent affinity for Russia’s autocratic ruler. … It also seemed to illustrate Trump’s lopsided negotiating tactics, demanding the weaker side — Kyiv — make concessions instead of trying to pressure Moscow into a compromise. … For decades, presidents from both parties embraced the idea that backing democratic countries served America’s interests and reflected its values. U.S. foreign policy viewed democratic states as better allies and better trading partners, helping to promote stability and the free flow of commerce.  But Trump, and the Republican party he has transformed, appears to have rejected that decades-old American consensus [emphasis added].”

Let me say from the start that I hate — haaaate — Dictator Don et al. to the nth degree. I hate them unreservedly. I hate them with the heat of a thousand white-hot Suns. I wish them death! I truly do! I would gladly piss on the graves of Dictator Don and J.D. Mascara Vance. I hate all RepubliKKKlans, without exception. I hate all evil evangelicals, without exception. I hate all MAGA morons, without exception. I hate all QAnon kooks, without exception. I hate them all. None of these people are redeemable. They have all proved themselves to be vile, anti-American upright walking apes. In fact — dare I say — I may begin to despise those who abide these people. You must be against these people — not tolerate them — and God forbid never indulge them. They are the enemy! The enemy to America and democracy.

But to my main point. I hope Americans are happy. I hope they feel proud of their Idiot-in-Chief. I hope this is a prideful moment for Americans as this sh*t-for-brains country inches — leaps — closer and closer to autocracy and joining the Axis of Evil. This is what f***tards of America voted for, and the sad thing is voters knew it! Of course, they did! The dumbest country on the planet with the dumbest electorate looked at two candidates this past November — one, a paragon of upholding our democratic values as the leader of the free world, and the other, a twice-impeached, convicted criminal with autocratic aspirations — and this sh*t-for-brains country elected the latter. Un-f***ing-believeable. Only in stupid America! Always a proud moment to behold! Welcome to trump stupid America! The end is here, just as I predicted. Oh, well! People get the government they deserve and desire!

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FAFO — Praise Jesus!

From Yahoo!News, “They voted for Donald Trump for president and for a change in the direction of the federal government. But this wasn’t the kind of change they had in mind. Laid off by the administration in recent days from their U.S. government jobs, the Trump voters expressed dismay at what they said has been an unfocused, counterproductive and callous slashing of the federal workforce. … ‘I was thinking that there would be changes,’ said a Department of Agriculture researcher in the mid-Atlantic region who studies drought- and pest-resistant crops. ‘But instead of being focused, this is just going completely off the rails, chopping and slicing up parts of the government that are protecting Americans.’ … Steward, who voted for Trump for president in three straight elections, said she believed job cuts would focus on early retirements and workers who underperformed. But she said she lost her job, helping military veterans and others understand their benefits, even though she was just in training and had met all her job requirements. … Steward said she had consistently voted as a Democrat but felt that, as a Black woman, the party had taken her vote for granted. She voted for Trump, hoping for change, in 2016, 2020 and last year. But she now feels Musk has helped lead the president astray.”

Praise Jesus! Praise him hard! I could add more quotations from this article, but I think you get the gist. I especially wanted to quote the n***** who voted for Dictator Don — three times! — and lost her job! Praise Jesus! I could not be happier! Now, I use the n-word sparingly, but it is a pejorative I reserve only for those supreme(-acist?) morons who vote against their best interests, those Black voters who are too stupid to apprehend that the RepubliKKKlan really is the party of racists! These idiots — above all — deserve to be hurt the worst, right behind poor white trash RepubliKKKlan voters. Needless to say, I have no sympathy for the plight they have brought upon themselves! I wish only the most devastating consequences for these people. Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it, you morons of the highest m*****f***ing order. Welcome to stupid America, proving daily that it can always reach a new nadir of stupidity. Praise Jesus!

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Child Death — Good!

From NBC News, “Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday appeared to downplay the seriousness of the West Texas measles outbreak that has killed a school-age child. The child’s death, the first from the disease in a decade in the United States, was confirmed by Katherine Wells, director of public health at the health department in Lubbock, Texas. The child had not been vaccinated against the measles. The outbreak has so far infected at least 124 people — mostly children — in rural West Texas.”

Praise Jesus! A child died from measles, and I like it. Indeed, I welcome it. In fact, I hope many, many more people die from this disease, and I would be even more gratified if they were children! This is precisely what this sh*t-for-brains country has become: A collective of anti-science f***tards that are about to f***ing find out, and mass death (usually) is the only way people start to pay attention. However, one could rightly argue that death does not always translate to learning (see COVID). Welcome to trump stupid America. Morons every, every morons!

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Target: Comey

According to Mediaite, “FBI Director Kash Patel has ordered an investigation into James Comey over the bureau’s alleged surveillance of the 2016 Trump campaign, according to a Tuesday report. The Washington Times reported that Comey, who President Donald Trump fired as the head of the FBI in 2017, was alleged by a whistleblower last year to have ordered an ‘off-the-books’ probe into Trump. The whistleblower claimed Comey enlisted two female undercover agents to get close to the then-candidate in 2015. That alleged probe was said to have been separate from the Trump-Russia collusion investigation Crossfire Hurricane. According to the Times, Patel and newly-appointed Deputy Director of the FBI Dan Bongino are targeting Comey and citing the whistleblower’s allegations. … Trump and his allies have claimed for years that Comey – acting on behalf of former President Barack Obama – plotted to spy on his first campaign. Comey has denied those claims. According to the Times, Patel and Bongino have kicked off their probe by seeking to find Comey’s two alleged ‘honeypots.’”

And so it begins: Investigating the investigators! This is classic authoritarian sh*t. And what’s a greater tell is the hunt for “honeypots.” Do you know what country is infamous for using honeypots to spy on and corrupt individuals? Anyone? Anyone like to hazard a guess? Any moron at all? Don’t be shy. Shout out the answer if you think you know it. It’s Russia. I’m not saying the now-corrupted FBI is determined to uncover a Russian honeypot scheme. Nor am I saying Comey hatched a honeypot operation — he didn’t! What I am pointing out is this: It’s awfully interesting that the corrupt FBI leadership is adopting the same mindset that Russian spy agencies use to gather intelligence and cooperation from their marks. It’s funny that FBI leadership now embraces their fever dream of some “deep-state” conspiracy against Dictator Don as a basis to investigate their enemies — aka other Americans. Of all the dangers in the world, this alleged deep-state conspiracy must be uncovered first and foremost, if at all. This is their focus now. And it doesn’t matter if such conspiracies do not exist; they’ll fabricate the evidence. Mark my words! Mark them well!

But this is what f***tards of America voted for; this is what morons wanted. This is what this sh*t-for-brains country elected The Don! to do: Investigate nonexistent criminal enterprises that offend Dear Leader! What’s more, no one f***ing cares. Idiot voters and citizens are largely checked out. People have given up on democracy; I am confident of this, for I have yet to see any million-person march. As usual, people are apathetic as the Dictator Don Show ravages the country. The corruption of our government and country is happening in full view and in real-time, yet no one f***ing cares! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. You did this to yourselves, f***tards!

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U.S.A. Joins the Axis!

From The Independent, “Donald Trump is risking world peace by siding with North Korea, China and Belarus in refusing to condemn Vladimir Putin, senior Tories have claimed. In a chilling warning, former deputy prime minster Lord Heseltine said the US president risks forming a “new axis’ which will reward Russia and its allies. He spoke out after the Trump administration, alongside the three dictatorships, rejected a UN General Assembly resolution against Russia’s illegal invasion of Ukraine which was backed by Europe and most other nations.”

I have never hated my own country more than I do today under the Dictator Don administration. And I have never hated a group of people more than RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. My hatred for these people runs deep; it is unabiding and unconditional. More pointedly, I hate you for being you. Or, I guess, to be a tat more generous, I loathe you for your decision to align yourself with such vile groups. People like you can never be forgiven. There is no redemption possible for you idiots. In my mind, you have crossed the Rubicon with your affiliation; you made your vote loud and clear. Now, face the consequences. And the derision you’ve brought upon the United States of America is unforgivable. With your vote, America is now a part of the Axis of Evil. Un-f***ing-believable! I wish you would all die, and let me be absolutely clear and let it be said in no uncertain terms: Take your Second Amendment right, stick it in your mouth, and pull the m*****f***ing trigger! Welcome to stupid America! This is what f***tards of America voted for, and they are slowly finding out! Oh, well. America: Too f***ing stupid to survive!

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Market ‘Geniuses’

According to Politico, “Donald Trump’s election helped turbocharge an already surging bull market in the U.S., sending stocks and cryptocurrencies to record highs. Now, some on Wall Street are beginning to sound the alarm that the fast times can’t last. … ‘For good or bad, depending on your politics, we’re back to the chaos presidency,’ said Jim Chanos, a hedge fund manager who famously bet against Enron and other failing companies. ‘Whatever you might think about the Biden administration, if you were a market participant, you generally didn’t need to check your Twitter feed the first thing in the morning when you woke up just to see what was said. But we’re back to that, and with that, comes probably more volatility.’ … But the bullishness is running into economic headwinds — adding to the volatility in the markets. (The S&P 500 followed its record highs last week with a two-day slide.) Inflation jumped more than expected in January, effectively guaranteeing that the Fed is unlikely to cut interest rates any time soon — much to the dismay of stock and crypto traders. And a lack of clarity about Trump’s plans is bound to weigh on the economy, J.P. Morgan Asset Management Chief Global Strategist David Kelly warned.”

The key “insight” here is “we’re back to the chaos presidency.” No sh*t Sherlock! Wow! No one saw this coming! Who could have guessed? Dictator Don is turning the stability of the markets and the federal government on its head, and people are just now starting to rethink his presidency? I’m sorry, but what part of a return of The Don! to the White House was supposed to instill confidence and reassurance of steadiness and placidity in the markets? Once again, we are to the point of these market “gurus” being a day late and a dollar short. All of this was foreseeable, yet the market reeved up to all-time highs following the election — inexplicably. I guess morons are finally starting to catch on. I wondered when the markets would begin to price in the inevitable Dictator Don chaos. And these market makers and movers — who no doubt voted for The Don! — are supposed to be the experts? To some extent, volatility is desirable for these market manipulators. You can make just as much money betting on a declining market as a rising market. In fact, the more ups and downs, the more profit opportunities there are. But then again, no one wants to catch a falling knife, I guess, except for Dictator Don voters. But whatever! Comeuppance is a b*tch, and we’re just at the nascent stages of finding out. Welcome to stupid America! Always dumber and soon-to-be poorer because this is what people — knowingly and proudly — voted for!

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2025 Crash?

According to CNBC, “The Trump administration’s purge of federal workers may ultimately amount to the biggest job cut in U.S. history, which is likely to have ramifications for the economy, especially at the local level, according to economists. The White House, with the help of Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency, has fired or offered buyouts to workers across the federal government, the nation’s largest employer. While the precise scale of the job cuts is as yet unclear, evidence suggests it’s at least in the tens of thousands so far, economists said. The Trump administration directed federal agencies to dismiss ‘probationary’ employees. Probationary workers are more-recent hires who have been with the federal government for only a year or two and who do not yet have full civil service protections. There were about 220,000 federal employees with less than a year of tenure as of May 2024, according to the most recent data from the U.S. Office of Personnel Management. … ‘We may soon find out the hard way that people drive the U.S. economy,’ Cox [chief market strategist at Ritholtz Wealth Management] wrote.”

Um, wow! Does this epiphany fall under the no-sh*t-Sherlock category? I’m surprised that it took four weeks for these “genius” business reporters, economists, and wealth managers to finally understand the risks of the government terminating hundreds of thousands of employees, coupled with the domino effects of cutting off sources of revenue to countless other American-based businesses and enterprises. Seriously! What could possibly go wrong is a question these idiots are just now asking. I can’t with these f***ing idiots who constantly give Dictator Don the benefit of the doubt, a man who’s bankrupted a casino for f*** sake. But that’s what this sh*t-for-brains country voted for: Someone to disrupt the status quo. Be careful what you wish for, you f***ing American morons. You can’t shake up the government this large, this quickly, with this much haphazardness, and not expect the entire system to seize up. Christ! I live in f***ing Trump Stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America! Yes! Just f***ing yes!

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What’s Your Job?

Office Space from 20th Century Studios

According to CBS News, “Federal workers received an email on Saturday instructing them to document five things they accomplished in the past week, and Elon Musk said those who don’t reply would risk losing their jobs. The email from the Office of Personnel Management, or OPM, had the subject line, “What did you do last week?” It instructed recipients to reply with five examples of what they got done last week, excluding any classified information, and asked workers to include their supervisor in their response. Musk, who is overseeing the White House’s Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, said in a post on X that ‘Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.’ He said the directive was ‘Consistent with President [Trump’s] instructions.’ The email itself did not include the threat of forced resignation.”

While Office Space memes abound with this asinine request from the “Department of Government Efficiency,” it is a prime example of just how f***ing stupid Elona Musk is. I’m sorry, this is not the type of sh*t that comes from the mind of a brilliant man; this is jejune B.S. At the time of this writing, there are about 3 million people in the civilian workforce, per Pew Research. Even if we were to believe that a fraction of those individuals received an email asking them to justify their work productivity — let’s say 100,000 — and they replied, then who and how the f*** are their responses to be evaluated? Is some “DOGE” fanboy going to match an employee’s response to their job title? I assume an accountant in any given department would not get away with saying they solved a logistics problem. So, how is “DOGE” going to evaluate the substance of employees’ lists? I assume Musk sycophants and other assorted f***tards in the MAGA moron universe will instantly claim, “AI can do it.” Not! And what counts as an “accomplishment?” What if Musk is underwhelmed by said “accomplishments?” What if said accomplishments are not “hardcore enough?” What if only four of five items on a person’s list are considered worthy accomplishments? Are the people fired? Demoted? Put on probation? This is all silliness.

And spare me with Musk’s reasoning. As The Hill reports, “Tech billionaire Elon Musk said Sunday the email to federal employees asking them to report back on their weekly accomplishments is meant to spot ‘outright fraud’ from people on the payroll who aren’t working at all. ‘The reason this matters is that a significant number of people who are supposed to be working for the government are doing so little work that they are not checking their email at all!’ Musk wrote on his social platform X, responding to a post about the email. ‘In some cases, we believe non-existent people or the identities of dead people are being used to collect paychecks,’ Musk continued. ‘In other words, there is outright fraud.’” Christ-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross. What a load of sh*t! People not checking their email?!?! Doing so little work?!?! Dead people?!?! Unbelievable. You know, there are ways that an entity (governmental or a publicly traded firm) can check if someone is reading their email and/or logging into the system. Or, at the very f***ing least, a person’s direct supervisor might have some inkling if an employee is doing their job or not — or is alive! Once again, Musk’s retrospective explanations for his bizarre behavior are all lies and misdirection to cover up his mismanagement “style.” F***! This guy sees conspiracies everywhere, yet people think he’s the man who will save America from itself. F*** me! We are so screwed!

So, in the end, let me see if I understand this latest Musk gimmick correctly: The oxymoronic-named “Department of Government Efficiency” demands that each government employee waste time and effort — no matter how di minimus — to explain what they did the prior week only to have whatever they wrote most assuredly go unevaluated. Perhaps this is a test for individuals to see if they can follow directions or yet another fabricated means to terminate workers. Who knows? But what’s certain is that this ask is not efficient at all. In fact, it is meaningly, busy work that only distracts from people’s primary job functions. But, hey! This is the new world of idiocracy that we live in now. Thanks to the dumbest electorate on the planet. Welcome to stupid America. Always one-upping itself — daily!

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Why Dems Lost

According to NPR, “Protesters chanted across Washington, D.C. on Monday to demonstrate against executive orders signed by President Donald Trump. But outside the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, one of the performing arts landmarks of the United States, there was a different kind of protest: a dance. Thirty-four dancers performed The Nelken Line, a piece by choreographer Pina Bausch that pays homage to the seasons. It’s been performed widely since Bausch created it in 1982. There’s even a tutorial. In the piece, dancers walk in a single-file line and make synchronized movements. ‘It felt symbolic in that we’re moving in unison,’ says dancer and educator Kelly King who organized the protest, ‘And there’s something just compelling to see a straight line of movers dancing this way in a march.’”

I can’t! I just f***ing can’t with these m*****f***ing weak dumbass Democrats anymore. I swear to f***ing God, if our country were not a two-party system, then I would never f***ing vote for the Democratic Party again. I am so f***ing sick of this ridiculousness. I’m sick of the weakness and the stupidity. How the f*** did we go from a party that led us out of the Great Depression and to victory during World War II to a party that can’t for the life of them (not to mention the survival of our democracy) get their f***ing act together to defeat creeping American fascism on our homeland?

What the f*** went wrong with us? What is it with this iteration of the dumbass Democratic Party that it lacks a modicum of strength? We rarely, if ever, get unmitigated ruthlessness with this party! Nope! God forbid we get a party with a spine. But what do we get instead? We get m*****f***ing interruptive dance! Un-f***ing-believable! What a f***ing joke! And then one of these idiot dancers proclaims some profound insight, saying, “There’s something just compelling to see a straight line of movers dancing this way in a march.” Kill me know! This dance — I have no doubt — is a paragon of the level of fight embued by the typical, pathetic dumbass Democrat, progressive, and liberal.

Seriously, tell me what the difference is between these dancers and idiot-boy Schumer proclaiming “shame” on RepubliKKKlans — as the highest form of insult — during yet another monotone speech on the Senate floor or him fecklessly trying to lead a group in an inane “fight” chant that embarrassed every onlooker and Democratic leadership? There is no difference! It’s all pathetic all around. Democrats look like fools! No wonder the party is derided from the right and the center. No wonder Independents are reluctant to side with the dumbass Democratic Party. I would not admit such affiliations publicly, either.

Now, is it wrong to ascribe this one group of passionate dancers, who are expressing themselves in the only way they know how, to the pusillanimousness of the Democratic Party? Perhaps not, but it is an exquisite metaphor, to be sure! How often are dumbass Democrats lambasted for bringing a knife (or, in some cases, a pillow) to a gunfight? A group of performers bringing a dance routine to a protest is the height of being the group of p*ssies about which the right loves to ridicule the left. I give up! The symbolism is almost certainly too much to bear.

How many f***ing times have I said it? How many f***ing times? This current version of the Democratic Party is too weak, too incompetent, and too feckless to save us from RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. Unless and until the dumbass Democratic leadership learns how to fight, then they will never win back power. But I’ll tell you what: Interruptive dance isn’t going to cut it. Welcome to stupid America. Put on your dance shoes, morons! The ballot is coming to get you!

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₵a$h Patel

Once again, allow myself to congratulate myself for warning all you morons out there that Dictator Don would get the cabinet picks he wanted come hell or high water. It would appear, in either case, Senators — RepubliKKKlans and dumbass Democrats alike — were more than willing to give The Don! precisely what he wanted. To be sure, all of his new heads of the Intelligence Agencies, Health and Human Services, Department of Defense, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation are dangerous sycophants, but the one that will likely do the most visible damage the quickest is newly confirmed Kash Patel, who will — I promise you — re-imagine the FBI into America’s Gestapo. Arguably, Director Hoover beat Patel to the punch during his reign, but I have a feeling Darky Himmler will best the Hoover years. This guy is the absolute manifestation of Dictator Don’s vengeance administration, as promised. But this is how it all starts. This is how democracies morph into autocracies. It starts with establishing a police state that disappears people, harasses political opponents, or simply concentrates the “others” in “re-education” “camps.”

Yet, this sh*t-for-brains country elected The Don! anyway, entirely oblivious to the obvious — Dictator Don’s own words! Whatever! The law no longer matters, and no one cares! Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well! I’ve been right all along! I’ve been warning you idiots for years — years! — but no one listened. Oh, well. The modern English language cannot adequately describe the depths of the stupidity of Americans that has brought us to this point in history; the correct word or phrase has not yet been invented to communicate the notion of a country that is literally too stupid to keep its democracy. During the Roman Empire, it may have been lead poisoning that caused the intellectual collapse of society, ushering in the Dark Ages. In our times, it could very well be microplastics. But I digress. Welcome to stupid America! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯