Category: MAGA Morons

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Gods, Guns, and (Probably) Gays!

From The Daily Beast, “A Georgia man who professed a passion for guns and God was in custody on Tuesday night after a string of shootings that police said appeared to target Asian women at massage parlors and left eight people dead. … A student who graduated from Sequoyah High with Long in 2017 who spoke on the condition of anonymity told The Daily Beast, ‘He was very innocent seeming and wouldn’t even cuss. He was sorta nerdy and didn’t seem violent from what I remember. He was a hunter and his father was a youth minister or pastor. He was big into religion.’… ‘Pizza, guns, drums, music, family, and God. This pretty much sums up my [the killer’s] life.’… His youth pastor at the Crabapple First Baptist Church confirmed he was the suspect and said elders would be releasing a statement.”

Look! This case is open and shut: This guy is an uber-religious incel traitor trump MAGA moron follower who was told to hate women and hate sin, so he killed them. It’s that simple. These people always — always — hate themselves, and we, as a society, have to pay for it because they can’t cope with life! There is a way to remedy such religious conflicts with one’s self instead of involving others. It’s called social Darwinism.

Once again, here we are where a religious f***tard who can’t get laid and is fascinated with guns is easily brainwashed to believe Asians are the cause of whatever his issues are and traitor trump is the Second Coming of Christ. And I don’t care what the killer claims; his actions speak for themselves, so he’s a racist and a misogynist. Religious people, especially Baptists (evangelicals) — America’s crazy version of religiosity — are easily brainwashed. Think about it! It is a short trip from believing religious dogma to the “other is evil, so kill!” American (recent) history is littered with religious nutjobs killing in the name of God. Stupid is as stupid believes as stupid does. Welcome to stupid America!

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RepubliKKKlan Party to Get More Radical and Attract More Morons

From The Hill, “The surprise retirement of Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio), a high-profile moderate who is close to the Bush family and Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.), is the latest sign of turmoil in the Republican Party as it wrestles with its identity in the post-Trump era.” What did I say, morons? What did I say?!?! I said don’t be stupid; there is no rift in the RepubliKKKlan Party. There is no identity crisis. There is no impending schism. The RepubliKKKlan Party is not imploding. And there is no civil war within the party. RepubliKKKlans are not scared of traitor trump, nor are they running away from him. No! There is none of this B.S. Instead, the purge has begun! I was right. Portman is the first example of a post-traitor trump RepubliKKKlan purge where a non-MAGA moron Senator gives up his RepubliKKKlan seat, making way for a radical MAGA moron crazy QAnon believing Senator to take his place. Moreover, this is not an opportunity for Democrats to flip an open RepubliKKKlan seat. Mark my words, dumbass Democrats! The RepubliKKKlan Party will consolidate its popularity around conspiracy theories and white supremacists, and they will win by doing so. It is merely the 21st-century version of the Southern Strategy. Georgia’s recent Senate wins were a twin aberration created by hyper-attention on a national level. Expect more traditional races in more traditional cycles to fly under the radar and benefit the incumbent (RepubliKKKlan) party.

And I will remind readers: How many times have I said it? How many f***ing times? Traitor trump is the messiah for which the RepubliKKKlan Party has been long waiting. Traitor trump is the vileness that embodies the core ethos of the RepubliKKKlan Party, MAGA morons, QAnon, evil evangelicals, and so forth — basically 42 percent of the population. Traitor trump has shown white nationalists, racists, misogynists, jingoist, anti-Semites, homophobes, bigots, and the whole gambit how to be popular, mainstream, and wield power in ruthless, moronic, and surprisingly still effectively incompetent ways. Before traitor trump took over the party, RepubliKKKlans only dared to dream about the disaster he inflicted upon this nation. RepubliKKKlans have realized their future in traitor trump and they love it! Eh, but none of this matters because Democrats, Progressives, Independents, and even so-called moderate RepubliKKKlans far outnumber QAnon f***tards, MAGA morons, and radical RepubliKKKlans, yet the crazies are taking over the country. We’re doomed because I live in hell where people love the crazy just because their own lives must not be exciting enough, so they relish front row seats with a bucket of popcorn to witness the end of America and democracy. Because, hey, why not? No one cares, so whatever. Ugh! I give up. It’s going to get much, much worse, morons. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words! I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America!

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QAnon F***tards Have Dain Bramage!

From Salon, “Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory have for years believed, in the face of all available evidence, that Donald Trump would soon begin mass arrests of his political foes and retain power indefinitely. Many of them appear to be struggling to cope with reality after President Joe Biden was sworn in on Wednesday and the mass arrests never came.” Imagine that! QAnon f***tards are disappointed that yet another crazy-town prediction has not come true. What the f*** else is new? It’s just another example of a supremely stupid, stupid America. Only in stupid America do such conspiracy theories emerge and thrive.

I have been hearing and reading much discussion among moronic political commentators, pundits, and various academics about working to bring QAnon followers back to reality, that the “fever” has been broken with the loss of traitor trump and the swearing-in of President Biden, and that the truth is finally starting to sink in with these people. To that, I say hell f***ing no! No f***ing way. We should not consider bringing these f***tards of the highest f***ing order back into polite society. They deserve to be left in the cold and ostracized from society forever. Look, morons! Whatever level of stupid brought these morons to believe such craziness cannot be absolved or undone just like that.

I keep hearing professionals talk about “de-programming” these people and advising others (not crazy stupid people) to try to understand what may have brought QAnon morons to believe such conspiracies. And I am sure there are some interesting (and pointless) psychological and sociological theories that try to explain the phenomena of people who believe in conspiracies. I, however, take a far more simplistic view — because that’s all it takes, really — to understand these people. They have a brain defect! Yes, it’s that simple. Conspiracy theory believers have f***ing brain damage, and I don’t need some complex and needlessly overworked theory to understand that QAnon people are just plain morons! I’m sorry to have to state the obvious, but it takes a special type of crazy stupid to fall for such QAnon beliefs. (And that goes for MAGA morons with their five years and counting belief in the traitor trump con.) One must have a mental predisposition to be so easily duped for so long. QAnon beliefs don’t even pass the most basic test of rationality. The government is run by a satanic cult of Democrats who are also part of an international pedophile ring. Really?!?! Does that really make sense? It doesn’t pass the laugh test, but whatever. It’s called critical thinking, morons! I can’t with the stupid anymore. We should not be encouraging QAnon f***tards to return to society; in fact, we should be preventing them from breeding and breathing.

One last point. People who think QAnon will finally go away without traitor trump are just as f***ing stupid as QAnon followers. Look, morons. There is no way this pervasive conspiracy theory (and all of its derivatives) is going away. They have members of Congress believing this bat-sh*t-craziness for God f***ing sake. People elected these morns to office — on purpose. And there is no difference between Christians waiting two thousand years for Jesus to return and QAnon f***tards waiting for “The Storm,” both of which are never going to f***ing happen, but you can’t convince idiots of the truth of their absurd beliefs. Conspiracy theories and religion — the twin pillars of American stupidity! Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s never going to get smarter! Yeah, we’re doomed! The stupid never ends.

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Rise Up, America!

I have said it many, many times. Rise up, America! Rise up! The minority is going to steal our democracy from the majority. Rise up, people! Are you simply going to let RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons take America away from you? Are you just going to roll over as traitors ransack the seat of American democracy? Are you going to allow white supremacists to rule over America! Wake the f*** up, people! America’s democracy is dying, and it seems like everyone is too worried about their Facebook and Twitter feeds. Oh, well! We get the government we deserve, so just remember that you did this when everything comes crashing down around you! Welcome to stupid America! It’s as dumb as the person in the mirror.

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‘[Brian Sicknick] Was an Outspoken Trump Supporter’

Poster Child for Self-murder!

So! As it turns out, the USCP officer who was killed during the Capitol terrorist attack was a traitor trump supporter. Praise Jesus! Needless to say, I no longer have sympathy for this guy or his family. He got what he deserved. This is what he voted for. How’s respect for that thin blue line looking now, moron? I guess that law and order mantra traitor trump espouses endlessly won the day for this MAGA moron. I guess blue lives don’t matter after all! Look, f***tards! One less MAGA moron running around, especially in law enforcement, the better. Do not feel any sympathy for this a**hole. I reiterate: He got exactly what he deserved; he was complicit in his own death, and that makes me happy. I am so f***ing sick and tired of traitor trump enablers unleashing the disaster that is traitor trump on America, expecting that they are always exempt from the consequences. I say good riddance! Brian Sicknick voted for moron traitor trump to be president, and he literally died for the man. Moreover, traitor trump has yet to acknowledge Sicknick’s death as a cop who died in the line of duty. Oh, well. Stupid people die in stupid ways. Social Darwinism at its best! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore with trump stupid America! Please, by all means, let’s line up all the other MAGA morons willing to die for traitor trump. Whatever happened to traitor trump’s claim that the American carnage stops now! Ugh. The dumbest people on the planet elected the dumbest person in the world to be president, and this is where we are as a result!

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Praise Jesus: A MAGA Moron Insurrectionist Is Killed!

Ashli Babbitt is killed! God is great! Praise Jesus! She f***ing deserved it, and the man who pulled the trigger is a hero who deserves a f***ing medal. I saw the video where I heard the gunshot, and she f***ing dropped like a lead balloon! It was great! Praise Jesus! Praise him! I’m only sorry more of these MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan insurrectionists were not killed during the domestic terrorist attack on our Capitol — on the people’s House. The streets should be running with traitors’ blood, but one dead f***tard is a good start. Do not feel sorry for these trump stupid people. I don’t give one G.D. f*** if they are too stupid to discern fact from fiction. Do not feel sympathy for these idiots who have been led “astray” by QAnon conspiracy theories and lies. These alternative fact morons deserve what they get. If their stupidity gets them killed, then I say Darwin was more right than ever! Nature weeds out those who cannot — should not — be allowed to survive or breed! This only reinforces my belief that traitors must be eliminated generationally. Sorry, people! One bad apple does ruin the bunch — parents, grandparents, children. Just don’t be in that bunch!

So, the civil war just turned hot. Mark my words, morons. They started it, and we will finish it. But you need to wake the f*** up, people. While most of America is shocked — Ugh! Really? Still shocked during the traitor trump presidency? — the enemy is regrouping. These so-called “patriots” must be executed. Biden must enter office and unleash holy-f***ing-hell on these people. These people are a cancer on society and must be cured like cancer. Co-existing with cancer does not work! As an aside, I always find it amusing that people throw around the term patriot without understanding the history of the term in America. The only reason patriots of the American Revolutionary War can be called patriots is because we won the war. Do you know what losers of a revolutionary war are called? Traitors! MAGA morons presume too much! And don’t even get me started about how these “blue lives matter” f***tards killed a Capitol Hill police officer. All the more reason why every single person in the treasonous mob should be executed, whether they were inflicting harm or just milling around and looking on — they are all guilty! Full! F***ing! Stop! No quarter! Ever! Liberals need to grow a m*****f***ing G.D. spine and start fighting back. Traitor trump is right about one thing: We cannot take our country back without strength. It is our weakness that provoked and exacerbated this domestic terrorist attack by white nationalists. They saw our weakness and f***ing attacked. Ugh! F*************ck me! I’m over it. America is so f***ing lost! Wake up, people! Wake up!

America cannot survive with this level of stupid existing in the country. How many times do I have to say it? How many f***ing times? Morons must be culled from the herd — via civil war, Tiergartenstraße 4, euthanasia, concentration camps, death camps, whatever. Just get the job done. Now, of course, I recommend all this blood-letting be left to professionals, so give police and military the unqualified prerogative to shoot first and ask questions later; do not take offensive matters into your own hands. You’ll poke an eye out! Welcome to trump stupid America. It’s about to get a whole lot dumber! A country this dumb cannot survive!

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No Matter — Traitor [T]rump and Everyone Else Will Face No Consequences for Their Sedition

So! Whatever! I give up! Nothing is going to happen to traitor trump or MAGA morons or RepubliKKKlans. This will be yet another instance where he faces no consequences because traitor trump is absolutely right about one thing and that is he understands weakness; he rightly understands that dumbass Democrats are weak and RepubliKKKlans are supine sycophants! There is no red line that he will cross in which anything happens to him as a consequence; he just keeps going undeterred and emboldened. America is pathetic and weak!

In fact, traitor trump is going to pardon every single one of these traitors. Everyone who was part of the rebellion will be pardoned and no one will do a f***ing thing about it and no one will care! Mark my words on this one, f***tards! As usual, I can’t wait for nothing to happen beyond empty calls to do something no one is actually willing to do or beyond those wonderful “condemnations” by being “appalled” and “outraged” over traitor trump’s “surprising” actions and inactions! Welcome to trump stupid America. All stupid, all the time! Never-ending stupid in a country of f***tards!

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The End of America!

The Capitol is being overrun and evacuated! America is the dumbest nation on the planet. Embarrassing! This is not a protest. This is a rebellion. Every single one of these people is a traitor and should be shot! Just remember: You did this! All those f***tards and MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans who thought it would be fun to elect traitor trump to “shake things up” in Washington, D.C. Yup! Or the morons of America who thought what harm could it do to elect a failed reality TV star as president? Un-f***ing-believable. I’m done with the stupid! And did I not say this is only going to get worse? I may suck at predicting election outcomes, but I know a dying democracy when I see one. We have not reached the bottom yet. Mark my words, idiots!

We need to unleash the Einsatzgruppen on all these people and their families — one generation older and one generation younger. This level of stupid and insurrection must be eliminated generationally! Am I the only one who seems to understand just how deep this trumpism and conspiracy theory idiocracy (QAnon) exists in America? How many times must I say it? Traitor trump permanently broke this country and there is only one way out! It will be bloody. Mark my words, f***tards! Ugh! I give up. Welcome to trump stupid America! (And I love how the stock market is way up during all this. America disintegrating! Eh, no one cares! It’s all about the money! Buy more stocks!)

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Don’t Worry About the Latest Traitor [T]rump Tape: It Changes Nothing and No One Cares, Least of All RepubliKKKlans!

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! More proof that traitor trump is still trying to steal the 2020 election while the death count from SARS 2 climbs daily by thousands! Not to mention at length the disasterous vacination rollout. Did I not say it was only going to get worse? Did I not! (And we’re not done yet!) Here we are with a recording of traitor trump basically extorting the Georgia Secretary of State to “find” votes to reverse the election because of conspiracy theories and lies, but what the f*** else is new? Nothing. A trump stupid America proves itself! RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons believe him and they are in lockstep while dumbass Democrats roll their eyes and say something weak about an assault on democracy. They’re just counting down the days. Ugh! What the f***?!?!

Democrats should be up in arms and I swear to f***ing God they should be starting impeachment hearings. F*** it! If this is how RepubliKKKlans want to play by plotting to reverse Biden’s win, then Democrats should be rushing through articles of impeachment. They should give new articles of impeachment the same level of consideration and seriousness RepubliKKKlans gave to traitor trump’s impeachment trial. In that manner, the House could make him the only president to be twice impeached in a matter of days. But Democrats are weak and feckless, never thinking about how to destroy traitor trump. Whatever! Dumbass Democrats are just as much of a loser at times as traitor trump. But I digress.

Back to no one cares, least of all RepubliKKKlans. That 140 Representatives and 12 Senators who have said they will support stealing the 2020 election from Biden will not be moved. In fact, despite the revelations of the traitor trump audio recording, I predict the moron in the White House will pick up even more support because this is f***ing G.D. trump stupid America! And as I have said countless times before, this level of stupid cannot be undone. Moreover, no one cares at this point. Americans should be outraged, but people just don’t care; they are stuck on “Biden will fix everything” mode, so who cares if traitor trump burns down the house on the way out. Hello, f***tards! Traitor trump is successfully destroying Biden’s presidency before it’s even commenced. Traitor trump is destroying Biden’s legitimacy. This is the real harm, but people are just too stupid to understand the true level of destruction. This is not about “crazy uncle” traitor trump spewing his usual conspiracy theories and lies while being a sore loser. This is about 72 million people believing traitor trump as the leadership and representatives of the RepubuliKKKlan Party condone his behavior and his words. Each day is just more confirmation that traitor trump has total control over the RepubliKKKlan Party and its future. And those people who think the RepubliKKKlan Party is in its death throes or about to split are f***tards of the highest f***ing G.D. order! Just like everything and everyone else in traitor trump’s world, they all bend to his will eventually. Those who don’t conform will be purged (Hello, Lincoln Project), so this is really the beginning of the great RepubliKKKlan Party purge where those on the outs (Hello, Lincoln Project) will be voted out of office and go nowhere (Hello, Lincoln Project), especially to a new conservative party. In the end, traitor trump will get away with everything during his presidency just like everything else in his life! Welcome to stupid America!

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Waking Up Each Day to More Moronity in the Failed State of America

According to CNN, “Two Republican members of the House of Representatives tell CNN that they expect at least 140 of their GOP colleagues in the House to vote against counting the electoral votes on January 6 when Congress is expected to certify President-elect Joe Biden’s victory.” Of the estimated 211 RepubliKKKlans to be sworn into the 117th Congress, 140 (at least!) are expected to vote to nullify the 2020 election — just the portion of the election Democrats won mind you! That is 66 percent! Only two Senators are expected to do the same; I am certain that the number will increase. I have no doubt! Here we are f***tards of America! Sixty-six percent of elected RepubliKKKans (and that number likely extends to the broader population) simply do not want a democracy — they never have actually. The RepubliKKKlan Party has always been a party hoping for the demise of democracy and the installation of a dictator. They are inching closer and closer. America cannot survive when RepubliKKKlans constantly question democracy and elections where only they lose. It does not matter if this entire venture is seen as a “freebie” vote for RepubliKKKlans that is doomed to fail anyway. What matters is that this level of protest against the 2020 election results has gained momentum and is coming to fruition. What matters is that RepubliKKKlans persist in the delusion of a fraudulent election. What matters is that Biden is going to be perceived as an illegitimate president by the majority of RepubliKKKlans. And just to be clear, I never thought traitor trump was an illegitimate president; I accepted that America is entirely as stupid as it is to have elected the moron in the White House. The only thing Russia did by way of meddling in the 2016 election was to hold up the mirror (social media) to Americans and they fell in love with the reflection: traitor trump! Mark my words, morons. America is a f***ing failed state. Plain and simple. We live in a failed state ala the Third World! Fan-f***ing-tastic!

If I have to hear one more idiot political commentator or pundit predict that traitor trump’s influence on the RepubliKKKlan Party will eventually wane, then I’m going to go f***ing G.D. bat-sh*t-crazy. Holy-f***ing-sh*t! Five years of watching traitor trump and the RepubliKKKlan Party and people still don’t f***ing get it. People are still too stupid and too blind to see the obvious! How many f***ing times do I have to keep repeating the manifest state of America: traitor trump is the savior for which the RepubliKKKlan Party has been waiting. Traitor trump is the Everyman of America and he is the epitome of RepubliKKKlan ethos. RepubliKKKlans have never wanted a functioning democracy and they never cared about the Constitution. How long have I been saying that America was doomed the second idiots of the dumbest country on the planet elected traitor trump? Indeed, it has been a long time coming, ever since moron Bush II was elected — twice! America has a long history of electing morons in the RepubliKKKlan Party to be president because deep down inside America is a deeply, deeply — profoundly! — stupid country! Traitor trump came along to show RepubliKKKlans how to make government less functional, destroy American values and norms, and upset the world order — and by that I mean making Russia and China stronger on the world stage. All the while, traitor trump has been gaining popularity because of his disastrous “America first” policy — as if America lives in a bubble! What does one expect from a moronic president that appeals to a moronic populous that can’t see beyond their own nose? Of course, America first, America alone is such an appealingly self-destructive policy! Whatever! It is trump stupid thinking for a trump stupid populous! All f***tards at least 45 percent of the time with serendipitous election wins — Obama and Biden. This level of stupid cannot be undone. Mark my words!

It seems the only people who truly understand this permanent penchant for stupidity and dictatorship are all those RepubliKKKlans willing to jump to traitor trump’s commands by voting against democracy. Does anyone think it will stop there? Does anyone really think this is a one-off in 2021? Seriously? The RepubliKKKlan Party will continue to look more and more like MAGA moron world as they continue to gain control slowly but surely. The U.S. House is the perfect example of the turning of the party into the traitor trump party where conspiracy theories and other anti-democratic notions thrive and their propagators get elected to Congress. Senate RepubliKKKlans will eventually turn toward trumpism as the bi-yearly rotations play out. Mark my words! Those RepubliKKKlans who don’t worry about being primaried will soon rue the day that they thought there was still hope for America’s democracy, for they will be voted out of office in favor of MAGA morons. I have no doubt that traitor trump will be the kingmaker of the RepubliKKKlan Party for years to come and his children will take over when the king dies because the family has pretty much failed at everything else except politics. Politics! Where failing upward is a national sport — revered and rewarded.

What will dumbass Democrats do in response? Not a G.D. f***ing thing because they are among the most oblivious to the true nature of America; they think Biden’s win fixes everything while ignoring the gains RepubliKKKlans made everywhere else in the country, particularly in red states during a census year where RepubliKKKlans will redraw congressional districts to solidify their minority control over the majority for yet another decade. Texas turning blue was only ever a slim likelihood. Now it will be an impossibility! Biden may have won, but dumbass Democrats lost following the most disastrous year of a RepubliKKKlan presidency in the modern era. How the f*** is that possible?!?! Tell me! How? I can’t with the weakness of Democrats anymore. I just f***ing can’t. Welcome to trump stupid America! I live in stupid hell! Mark my words!