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Santos Ain’t Going Nowhere, Fucktards!

According to The New York Times, “Federal and local prosecutors are investigating whether Representative-elect George Santos committed any crimes involving his finances and lies about his background on the campaign trail. The federal investigation, which is being run by the U.S. attorney’s office in Brooklyn, is focused at least in part on his financial dealings, according to a person familiar with the matter. The investigation was said to be in its early stages. In a separate inquiry, the Nassau County, N.Y., district attorney’s office said it was looking into the ‘numerous fabrications and inconsistencies associated with Congressman-elect Santos’ during his successful 2022 campaign to represent parts of Long Island and Queens.”

This is comical and all rather pointless! These investigations will take months and months — if not years — because that is how justice in America works: Swiftly for minorities and Democrats and like molasses for RepubliKKKlans. Moreover, what do people expect is going to happen in the meantime? For Santos to resign before he’s even started? No fucking chance of that. Do people expect RepubliKKKlans to force him out? Are you fucking high? Are Americans really that fucking stupid? (It’s a rhetorical question with only one obvious answer.) Will Santos be under investigation by the House Ethics Committee? Sure, without a doubt, but the worst that can come from that is a recommendation that he be expelled from the House.

Therein lies the rub, for given all of America’s rule of law(lessness) ethos, when it comes to House members, the only way they can be forcibly removed from office is to be expelled by fellow House members with a two-thirds vote. Full stop! Not through an indictment. Not through an arrest. Not through a conviction. And not even through a jail sentence upon conviction. A duly elected member of the House of Representatives can legally serve his constituents from a jail cell because that’s how fucked up America is. The Founding Fathers believed that House members could police themselves and that anyone going to jail would (naturally) be expelled — they’ve never met the modern-day RepubliKKKlan Party. The only way Santos leaves office is in two years when he loses his re-election, and that is not a certainty because he was elected in the first place, which means he can get elected again. I put no faith in the electorate to oust Santos in two years because that’s fucking two years away, and Americans are uniquely stupid enough to forget everything that’s happening now, especially if, for some incomprehensible reason, Santos proves to be an effective politician while in office. Then all bets are off. Traitor trump has taught all future RepubliKKKlans how to persevere through their corruption and how people will easily and quickly move on to other shiny objects.

One last point, I hear a few talking moron heads on MSM, including Democrats who formerly held the Congressional district Santos won, discuss how these Long Island constituents were “duped” into voting for Santos and that these political “centrist” voters will not tolerate the likes of Santos representing them. Naturally, to all that, I say bullshit. All of it is bullshit. I’m getting really, really fucking sick of the “uninformed” voter getting a pass when they clearly vote for a con man. One may rightly accuse me of a contradiction: How can I call Americans stupid yet informed enough to bear the consequences of their votes? How or why would an electorate knowingly elect a corrupt, lying politician? To do so must imply they were uninformed and stupid. This is my answer: Everything you need to know about a politician is encoded in their party affiliation. Full fucking stop! What the fuck did these people think would happen by electing a RepubliKKKlan over a Democrat? Seriously? What the fuck did they think would happen? Roses and rainbows? All you ever need to know about a politician is their party affiliation. It’s that fucking simple. Welcome to stupid America, where we like dumb, corrupt politicians, and there is no way to get rid of them for at least two years!

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Musk Is a Douchbag and No Genius

From the Insider, “Elon Musk has a pretty tried-and-true playbook for doing business — he’s used it for years to build companies from Tesla to SpaceX. Unfortunately for him, it is not a model that can turn Twitter into a profitable company. It’s one that will take the social-media company down in flames. Here’s the Musk playbook: Enter a field with very little competition. Claim that your new company will solve a massive, global problem or achieve a seemingly impossible goal. Raise money from a fervent group of true believers and keep them on the hook with flashy, half-baked product ideas. Suck up billions from the government. Underpay, undervalue, and overwork your employees. Repeat.”

Moreover, “Back in 2016, Musk used a sham product launch to convince Tesla shareholders to acquire SolarCity — a solar-energy company that at the time was helmed by Musk’s cousin. Musk, his brother, and SpaceX were heavily invested in SolarCity and were about to take it on the chin as the once fast-growing company went bankrupt. In the lawsuits that followed, emails revealed that Musk staged a flashy launch for a solar-roof-tile product that didn’t exist, misleading Tesla shareholders about SolarCity’s prospects to convince them to acquire the company and absorb its losses. SolarCity has been a headache for Musk and Tesla shareholders.”

I have said this countless times: Musk is and always has been a con man, no different than traitor trump, except Musk has no personality, and while traitor trump has charisma, Musk is just a douchebag. His obsession with Twitter is merely his personality embodied in a social media platform. Now, he can force his character onto everyone who uses it, as if by doing so, more people will like him.

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Lying RepubliKKKlan: Nobody Cares

From The New York Times, “Ending a weeklong silence, Representative-elect George Santos admitted on Monday to a sizable list of falsehoods about his professional background, educational history and property ownership. But he said he was determined to take the oath of office on Jan. 3 and join the House majority.”

Look, fucktards! This guy’s list of lies is too long to enumerate, and I promise you that no one cares at this point, least of all other RepubliKKKlans. They don’t care that he’s not even smart enough to have graduated from college, for RepubliKKKlans are a bunch of uneducated rubes. And it does not matter that he lied about his work experience because, according to RepubliKKKlans, everyone lies (“exaggerates”) about their work experience. And it does not matter that he lied about his charity; RepubliKKKlans despise handouts except when they are the recipients. This fraud is precisely the politician that RepubliKKKlans want and deserve. It’s also an embarrassment that Democrats lost to this guy, but that’s what happens with dumbass Democrats. This is a perfect example of Democrats being unable to fight their way out of a paper bag. Oh, well. Un-fucking-believable. Welcome to stupid America!

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Apparently, Not Enough RepubliKKKlans Died

According to The Atlantic, “But to understand why Republicans have died at higher rates, you can’t look at vaccine status alone. Congressional districts controlled by a trifecta of Republican leaders—state governor, Senate, and House—had an 11 percent higher death rate, according to the Lancet study. A likely explanation, the authors write, could be that in the post-vaccine era, those leaders chose policies and conveyed public-health messages that made their constituents more likely to die. Although we still can’t say these decisions led to higher death rates, the association alone is jarring. … Even with this new research, it is difficult to determine just how many people died as a result of their political views. … What’s most concerning about all of this is that partisan disparities in death rates were also apparent before COVID. People living in Republican jurisdictions have been at a health disadvantage for more than 20 years. From 2001 to 2019, the death rate in Democratic counties decreased by 22 percent, according to a recent study; in Republican counties, it declined by only 11 percent. In the same time period, the political gap in death rates increased sixfold.”

None of this is new to me except for the last part. I was unaware that RepubliKKKlan-led areas have been dying at higher rates than their Democratic-led counterparts for decades. This I did not know. Unfortunately, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are still not dying fast enough nor in large enough numbers to impact elections. For some God-forsaken reason, RepubliKKKlans still win more elections than not. I wish they would just all die faster! So, to all the RepubliKKKlans et al., I say this: Drink more, do more drugs, eat more fast food, play with more guns, smoke more, and avoid doctors and medicine in general. Die quicker! For the love of God, just die! We don’t want your kind here! Welcome to stupid America!

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Ukraine vs. RepubliKKKlans

So, the call is coming from inside the house. Gaetz and Boebert were the two who decided to be present and openly disrespectful, while many of the other anti-Ukraine RepubliKKKlans did not attend. Of course, the line of attack against Zelenskyy was a version of “Obama’s tan suit.” Since he is a president in the middle of a war, he dressed like it, so what? Of all the things, these fucktard RepubliKKKlans are worried about Zelenskyy disrespecting the Capitol by not wearing a tie, never mind what happened on 6 January 2021. I can’t with the motherfucking stupid anymore. I just fucking can’t.

Then we are reminded of the supposed “blank check” and “lack of oversight” of the assistance being given to Ukraine. This, of course, is just more fake bullshit. These fucking traitorous RepubliKKKlans would have us believe that whatever military aid we are offering to Ukraine, there is somehow a portion being sold on the black market, with the proceeds going right to Zelenskyy’s Swiss bank account. What fucking ridiculous and scurrilous accusations. Look, fucktards! This is not fucking happening. Do you really think a nation fighting for its existence is skimming military hardware and ammunition from the top to sell for personal gain? I promise you, no country is more diligent than Ukraine; no country is more dedicated to making sure everything promised to them gets to the country and deployed where needed. So this idea the Ukrainian government can wage war and make a profit is utter fucking horse shit! But whatever. I live in stupid fucking hell surrounded by anti-America traitorous assholes who really should just be fucking shot. A pro-Russian faction in America’s political representation and the general populace must be eliminated. I’m in favor of an American Einsatzgruppen. I say kill the traitors! Kill them all: Every RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, evil evangelical, and QAnon kook. Welcome to stupid America.

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Congratulations: U.S. Soldiers Died for Nothing

According to the BBC, “The Taliban have banned women from universities in Afghanistan, sparking international condemnation and despair among young people in the country. The higher education minister announced the regression on Tuesday, saying it would take immediate effect. The ban further restricts women’s education – girls have already been excluded from secondary schools since the Taliban returned last year.”

So, to all those who served in the 20-year Afghanistan war and those families whose members died, I say this: Your service and their deaths were in vain. I’m sorry to say it, but it’s the truth. Who is to blame? Traitor trump and Biden (and, by extension, Democrats who thought exiting was a good idea). I’ve said this before, and I will repeat myself. For all the human blood and national treasure wasted on the Afghanistan war, the country is now exactly where they were before 9/11. The only thing missing is the overt declaration that the Tablian is the sworn enemy of America and the West, but I’m sure that is just a few months away. So, congratulations to all those who participated. Your effects meant nothing. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America

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Holy Shit: His Taxes

I was adamant that we would never see traitor trump’s taxes. I did not think SCOTUS would allow it, and I certainly did not think if Democrats had the chance to release them, then they would. As it turns out, I was wrong on both counts. Oh, well. We’ll see what comes of these revelations. I am sure I can predict this with 100 percent accuracy and confidence because the answer is nothing! Not a damn thing — of legal consequence — will come from traitor trump’s tax dump. Of course, he lied on his taxes. Of course, he’s a tax evader. Of course, his Secretary of the Treasury ignored the law and instructed the IRS not to audit traitor trump. Of course, he weaponized the IRS against his enemies while committing financial fraud. Of course, of course, of course. It is water under the bridge with his taxes. The IRS will not do a goddammed thing because traitor trump is above the law. There is a reason he’s been breaking the law and getting away with it for decades — decades! Welcome to stupid America!

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The Final J6 Blah Meeting

The January 6 committee has made four criminal referrals to the DOJ regarding traitor trump’s involvement in the insurrection. And to that, I say, eh, so what? Honestly, who the fuck cares at this point? It is comical to listen to the MSM, liberal political pundits, and the Twitter machine trip all over themselves trying to out-hope peddle each other. Every conceivable Democratic “commentator” could not stop themselves from insisting that this was finally it for traitor trump. The end is near! He’s going to prison! The DOJ can’t not act! And my favorites: “Justice is coming” and “No one is above the law.” This is, of course, all fucking bullshit! All of it. Every last hope- and wish-casting bit of it. Jamie Raskin is probably the most annoying to me because he’s the one making the rounds on the MSM. To be fair, let me preface that on the substance, he has been right about everything regarding traitor trump, and he’s been clear-eyed about the different roles of the legislative branch (the J6 committee) and the executive branch (the DOJ), but he keeps showing up on these cable news channels it seems in some effort to guilt the DOJ into acting on what the committee has uncovered and as if the “evidence” is so incontrovertible that a conviction of traitor trump is all but a foregone conclusion. This, naturally, is all more bullshit.

Indeed, the committee had no other choice but to send criminal referrals if for no other reason than for the sake of posteriority. Still, we come up against the reality of Garland being in charge, who is just too fucking weak to see this matter through. Forget about the notion that he must believe a case brought against traitor trump must be air-tight (FYI, no case ever is) and winnable. I don’t think he even gets to that point. I think he stops at the political question. I think he stops at the question of civil unrest. Garland is too worried about the DOJ looking too political by bringing criminal charges. I think Garland is too concerned about the impending civil unrest that results from bringing criminal charges. To all of which I say, bring it! Bring the civil war. As I’ve said it countless times, America needs to have it out — again. We should not shy away from this because we’re too afraid of what will happen if traitor trump is charged. But whatever! Garland will give traitor trump a pass in the name of national unity and moving on, which only encourages the next RepubliKKKlan to destroy our democracy further. Welcome to stupid America!

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Birth Control Is Next, Mark My Words Fucktards

This is what Americans wanted! Full stop! According to the Washington Post, “Texas lawmakers are drafting legislation that would compel internet providers to block people from accessing abortion pill websites like Europe-based Aid Access and other online pharmacies within state borders, said Seago, though even antiabortion lawyers say that effort would raise free speech concerns. Another proposal would refashion the enforcement mechanism behind the six-week abortion ban that took effect in Texas in 2021, empowering private citizens to enforce the law through civil litigation at any stage of pregnancy, not just after six weeks. National advocacy groups are also pivoting to focus on enforcement. Early in the new year, Dannenfelser of Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America said she plans to strategize with antiabortion governors about how best to deal with the illegal pill networks. … Under a Republican president, the FDA could alter the restrictions around abortion pills. For example, the agency could try to limit the period of time when patients can legally take abortion pills, from 10 weeks of pregnancy to six or seven, said Greer Donley, a professor at the University of Pittsburgh School of Law who specializes in abortion — a move that would force tens of thousands of people every year to have surgical, rather than medication, abortions.”

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Crimo Family: Welfare MAGA Morons

A CNN investigative article chronicles the f***ed up mess of the Crimo family, which garners absolutely no sympathy from me. We all have f***ed up families. All of us! Anyone who says otherwise is a liar and hypocrite, which leads me to the point of this post. The article reports, “More recently, after the once-bustling deli closed, the family appeared to fall into dire financial straits, with foreclosure cases proceeding against both of the homes they owned and Bob Crimo telling a judge several weeks ago he was on food stamps. … In the Highland Park case, a judge granted Crimo a full waiver of court fees [more welfare] in May after he appeared in person and provided proof that he was receiving food stamps, according to court documents [emphasis added].”

Let me see if I understand this correctly. These RepubliKKKlan MAGA moron business “whizzes” owned two homes but needed food stamps. I am going absolutely apoplectic about this because all these conservative whitey aggrieved-types are all the f***ng same. All of them. There is never an exception. You know, these are the same people who go to MAGA moron rallies and support traitor trump because they’re disgruntled and “feel” oppressed by the “other” (read: colored people and the gays) who they claim are robbing them of their due entitlements (read: white privilege) and who are living off of the state (read: welfare). They love to b*tch and moan and groan about their plight in life and about the consequences of their poor decisions. Indeed, there is never a shortage of the “other” they can blame for their mistakes. Yet! They are the first ones to stand in line for a handout from the state (read: food stamps) when they don’t need them or deserve them. And they’re the first ones to use their incompetence as a legal defense to get out of paying. Sound familiar? Traitor trump! If Crimo needed to feed his family, then he should get a f***ing job or sell one or both of his houses! He should not live off the state because he’s a lazy, failed business owner. Of course! Of course! Of course! Never fails! Welcome to stupid America. The land of projection and without mirrors, apparently!