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Evil Evangelicals Politics Religion as Retardation

Evangelicals Should Expedite Their Trip to Hell

A Raw Story headline reads, “Trump dials up rhetoric by tweeting Evangelical leader declaring impeachment a religious ‘battle.’” Why can’t all Evangelicals leave this country alone by taking their precious Second Amendment right, sticking it in their mouth, and pulling the m*****f***ing G.D. trigger? Welcome to stupid America where the religious zealots rule the ballot box and have been working for 40+ years to impose a “Christian” theocracy — and they’re starting to get their way! Just wait until traitor trump’s judicial appointments start issuing rulings on matters of the First Amendment (and others). It will be legalized discrimination because — Jesus! Un-f***ing-believe! There is a direct correlation between a person’s religiosity and stupidity, and this country is all stupid all the time! Because, of course, when determining moriality one should suspend logic and reason to rely on a book of fiction that represents the oldest and longest game of telephone in the history of humanity! But this is the level of human stupidity! Welcome to trump stupid America! Now ask me how I really feel.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandize. That’s f***ing annoying and suspicious, but whatever!

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Conspiracies for Morons MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

Conspiracy Theory Guides DOJ

CNN reports, “Attorney General William Barr’s probe into the intelligence and origins of the 2016 Trump-Russia investigation is now a criminal investigation, according to a person familiar with the matter.” This is what a stupid country looks like. So, the Department of Justice has now officially become traitor trump’s department of revenge. Right on cue traitor Barr has turned the department into a weapon for traitor trump to punish his political enemies. Congratu-f***ing-lations, America. I woke up to an even dumber country. I think at this point I need to start praying that RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons drop dead. That’s not too much to ask.

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Politics Religion as Retardation

All Evangelicals Are Vile, Hateful Hypocrites

According to Politico, “The outrage over Trump’s Syria decision, combined with the growing threat of impeachment, has left the president facing a new test in his relationship with white evangelicals as signs of tensions have begun to surface in recent polls. For some, his culturally conservative agenda may not be enough to keep them from walking away if the situation in Syria deteriorates further. It’s a dilemma that has left Trump’s biggest religious boosters asking themselves whether his sky-high support with so-called values voters will last through next November.” All Evangelicals are vile, hateful hypocrites, and traitor trump has absolutely nothing to worry about, for they will never withdraw their support of him. If ever a group of people required the Einsatzgruppen! Hell! They think he’s more religious than penis-loving Pence, which is why traitor trump will dump him in 2020. Mark my words, morons. It’s God, guns, and gays, as usual. Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic

The Collective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

From CNN, “The top US diplomat in Ukraine, Bill Taylor, testified Tuesday that he had been told President Donald Trump would withhold military aid to the country until it publicly declared investigations would be launched that could help his reelection chances — including into former Vice President Joe Biden, according to a copy of Taylor’s opening statement obtained by CNN.” Um, yeaaaah. This is going to turn into a big “so what” burger. I just don’t see stupid America really caring about this singular issue. If dumbass Democrats focus on this one issue for impeachment then they really have absolutely no chance of persuading the average idiot voter. So let me see if I understand the logic dumbass Democrats are trying to employ. They think they have a solid case to make for impeaching traitor trump for abusing his office because he threatened to without hold security funds from Ukraine unless that government publicly states it had begun an investigation into his primary political opponent, Joe Biden, and maybe some other dirt as well. First, traitor trump has been abusing the power of his office since day one — in public no less — so I have no idea why now, in this case, dumbass Democrats expect the average voter to care about some other country’s problem with getting their (American) tax dollars. Second, traitor actually ended up releasing the funds and there is no investigation after all. In short, he never carried out the threat. This is a subtle, finer point that I don’t expect most idiot voters to understand; that is to say, it is merely traitor trump’s threat to without money for in return for a political favor that is the crime of extortion. Last, people think he is doing no more and no worse than the average politician or president, which is really pathetic. But what does one expect from a supremely stupid country?

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MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic

The Incompetence of the Idiot-in-Chief Strikes Again and MAGA Morons Love Him for It

From CNN, “President Donald Trump is leaning toward approving a new Pentagon plan to keep a small contingent of American troops in eastern Syria, perhaps 200 special operations forces, a senior administration official told The New York Times on Sunday. If approved, the plan would walk back Trump’s order to the Pentagon earlier this month to withdraw nearly all of the 1,000 US troops from northern Syria.” So, let me see if I understand the actions of a moron correctly: traitor trump withdraws — without warning — troops from Syria to fulfill a campaign promise and thereby empowering Turkey, Russia, and Iran. It is one more “promises kept” “example” that his idiot followers unquestionably believe to be true because the f***tard said it at a rally, namely he’s bringing the troops home. Of course, the truth is that these troops are really just being redeployed to Iraq. In other words, they are not coming home! In fact, traitor trump is breaking a campaign promise by increasing troop levels in the Middle East. Again, he lies to MAGA morons, who really should have been suffocated as babies for their stupidity, and they believe him. But wait! There is more! Because his “get the troops out of Syria” order created chaos and destabilized the region now he wants to actually keep troops in parts of Syria. In short, he wants to keep fewer troops in a more dangerous Syria because he completely f***ed up the decision to withdraw in the first place. And that is supposed to be making our troops safer. This is what a m*****f***ing G.D. stupid and incompetent president elected by an even dumber electorate looks like. Welcome to trump stupid America. All dumb all the time! I can’t anymore. I just can’t f***ing take the level of stupid that is everywhere in this country. We’re f***ed because people are f***ing idiots in America!

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Politics

Doral (Temporary) Reversal

From Axios, “President Trump announced on Twitter Saturday night that he would no longer host next year’s G7 summit at his Doral resort in Miami, but doubled down on defending the decision amid bipartisan backlash.” I’m not so sure we’ve heard the last of this from traitor trump. My gut says this is a temporary retreat while he gathers some fake due diligence that supports his original lie that Doral is the best suited, cheapest, and of no benefit to him to host the next G-7. There is no way traitor trump is going to pass up this opportunity. Once he survives impeachment — and he will — I promise G-7 at Doral is back on because he will be absolutely untouchable! Mark my words, morons! This is stupid America after all.

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MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

So Much for Bringing the Troops Home

Politico reports, “Defense Secretary Mark Esper says that under current plans all U.S. troops leaving Syria will go to western Iraq and the military will continue to conduct operations against the Islamic State group to prevent its resurgence.” So, where is the MAGA moron outrage?!?! They voted for traitor trump to cut-and-run from the Middle East and he has reiterated at his rallies that the troops belong home! The truth is that he is merely shuffling the Stratego pieces on the game board while betraying our Kurdish allies and conceding more power to Russia and Iran in the region. Fan-f***ing-tastic. I just can’t take this stupidity anymore. MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans are just the f***ing dumbest people on the planet. They believe whatever lie traitor trump feeds them and praise him for never lying and keep his promises, which he seldom does! F*** me! Stupid people everywhere! Everywhere stupid people! F***! There are some days when I agree with these traitor trump supporters: burn everything down. Bring Civil War II. The time is long overdue that Progressives vanquish Conservatives once again. Progressives are actually the majority in America and they need to be reminded of that, while Conservatives need to be reminded that they are lucky to be alive in a free country. Unfortunately, at this moment it is the reign of the minority over the majority and the majority simply accepts it! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Politics Purely Moronic

Whaaaaa?!?!

According to Slate, “It’s over. The three-year-long State Department investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s private email account has ended and found ‘no persuasive evidence of systemic, deliberate mishandling of classified information.’ The report did note that Clinton’s use of a private email server increased the risk of classified information being compromised.” Wow! Imagine that! Traitor trump’s own DOJ determined that Clinton was correct in claiming her innocence after all, yet the MSM is utterly silent on this story. Go figure. As usual, the Clintons are blamed for everything, but in the end, no wrongdoing is ever found, and certainly no behavior that ever arises to the level of visceral hatred against them. I have lived my entire political awareness life hearing about how crooked the Clintons are, yet nothing is ever proved. F*** me! People who still think Hillary would have been a worse — or worse still “questionable” — president compared to traitor trump should be euthanized for their stupidity. Welcome to stupid America where Clinton hating for no reason is the national pass time.

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Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Because the Black Man Did It Hypocrisy of RepubliKKKlans!

From the AP, “It wasn’t too long ago that Donald Trump derided presidential executive orders as ‘power grabs’ and a ‘basic disaster.’ He’s switched sides in a big way: In each year of his presidency, he has issued more executive orders than did former President Barack Obama during the same time span. He surpassed Obama’s third-year total just recently. Back in 2012, Trump had tweeted: ‘Why Is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority?’” This is why I hate RepubliKKKlans with the intensity of a 1000 white-hot suns! All of them without exception! For eight years we had to endure the black man double standard of RepubliKKKlans, and it seems that with the orange man it continues as they seem to conveniently suffer from collective amnesia to mask their pure, unadulterated hypocrisy. Whatever! I have a Scheiße more to say on this topic; however, I’m over it at the moment because my blood is boiling. Welcome to m*****f***ing trump stupid America! Ugh!

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MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Turkey’s Ceasefire Joke

Everything traitor trump does is a complete disaster and a joke, except of course in the eyes of his MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan supporters, who believe he is a messiah. It appears that world leaders are understanding more and more that traitor trump is a gullible, incompetent moron who can be pushed around easily. As one byline to a Daily Beast article reads, “The humiliations mount, and you can hear the laughter from Pyongyang to Ankara to Tehran. Trump isn’t their boss. He’s their bitch.”

This, of course, compounded by the following observations from The Guardian, “Fighting is continuing on the border between Syria and Turkey, according to witnesses, despite an announcement from the US vice-president, Mike Pence, that Ankara had agreed to a five-day ceasefire to allow the US supervision of the withdrawal of Kurdish forces from the area. Intermittent artillery fire and ground clashes continued in the border town of Ras al-Ayn on Friday morning, one of the two main targets of the nine-day-old Turkish offensive, as the Turkish military and Syrian rebel proxies struggled to wrest control of the town from the Kurdish-led Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF),” and from Aljazeera, “On Friday morning, shelling could be heard at the Syrian-Turkish border despite the five-day ceasefire to clear a planned ‘safe zone’ of Kurdish militia, while the United States said the deal covered only part of the territory Ankara aims to seize.” In short, traitor trump creates a disaster in the Middle East and then sends penis-loving Penis to “fix” things by getting a ceasefire, which Turkey promptly “agrees?” to abide — an agreement that essentially said Kurds get out of their homeland before Turkey moves in — but then Turkey continues within hours because they know that traitor trump will do nothing. Penis-loving Penis gave traitor trump the photo-op he needed to claim a “huuuuge” victory that no other predecessor could have achieved. So, in the minds of traitor trump MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans problem solved and nothing more to see here. Traitor trump is great!

F*** me! I live in stupid hell! None of this matters because this is trump stupid America! It’s just all dumb all the time!