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Texas!

From The Atlantic, “Texas had ample warning that this system was vulnerable. A decade ago, another storm caused large (though smaller) failures, as the Texas Tribune explains. A report warned that the state needed to harden its grid to prepare for major storms. But the state’s regulators didn’t want to mandate upgrades. Instead, they issued voluntary guidelines to providers, and they offered financial incentives to make upgrades. This is by-the-book free-market governance: The government shouldn’t make requirements, but companies will do the right thing if it serves their business interests. As we now know, that didn’t work. Rick Perry, the former Texas governor and U.S. secretary of energy, says now that Texans are willing to endure blackouts in order to maintain the independence of their grid. That’s a bold bet to make when hundreds of thousands of them still don’t have power.”

Whatever! F*** it! None of this matters! Mark my words, morons! None of this matters! It’s not like Texas will turn blue after this disaster or ever! No matter what, stupid people will always vote stupid. People love their moronic RepubliKKKlan politicians! People love the stupid! People love the incompetence. People love finger-pointing and callousness. People don’t actually want politicians to provide good governance. And I am not being facetious. I mean it! People clearly don’t care about their own well-being, let alone others, which is why no Texas Democrat has won a statewide election in decades! I can’t wait for RepubliKKKlans to get re-elected in Texas all over again.

Climate change isn’t happening, so why not re-elect RepubliKKKlans. Your relative died from hypothermia during the Texas power failure disaster. Well, your relatives didn’t prepare enough, and obviously, they couldn’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps to survive, so too bad for them. Vote RepubliKKKlan! Deadbeat Senators that would rather be vacationing than do anything (at all) to help their constituents? Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! Morons who would rather stay off the national electric grid to save a few bucks on their electric bill and, God-all-mighty forbid, avoid regulations?!?! Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! It’s always and only ever about the money, never mind investing in the right, long-term infrastructure and policy! Always shortsightedness and greed! It’s the Conservative way! (Get ready for much higher insurance premiums, f***tards!) And it’s always some other Liberals’ fault! People will forget as they always do. By the next election cycle, it will be, What Texas power disaster? But those things Conservatives never forget: God, guns, and gays! Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! Why the f*** not?!?! Fifty percent of voters do! You get what you deserve. Welcome to stupid America. Nothing ever changes!

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Traitor [T]rump Will Get Away with It — All of It!

Look, morons! Of course, traitor trump will get away with it — with all of it. He has spent his entire life getting away with it, so all these f***tards (dumbass Democrats, never-trumpers, political commentators, and other morons) that keep telling the general public not to worry; traitor trump still faces a mountain of pending civil and criminal litigation. Oh! My! F***ing! God! What the f***! Hello, stupid, stupid people! Nothing is going to happen to traitor trump! We do not prosecute former presidents — we couldn’t even convict one for inciting insurrection. Any legal case brought against traitor trump — civil or criminal, state or federal — is going to be tied up in court for years or it will be settled out of court with a fine and no admission of guilt, just like every other legal battle traitor trump has faced. He’ll just run out the clock. Why the f*** does no one see this? My head explodes every time I hear dumbass Democrats talking about how traitor trump is done for, that he can’t escape all these legal issues, that he is damaged beyond fixing. Kill! Me! Now! Have these f***tards learned nothing in the past four, five years? Traitor trump is Teflon Don, morons. He is the comeback king! (And people who think that traitor trump is some aberration in politics that represents some outlier of American culture truly have no f***ing clue about the real level of American hatred and admiration for authoritarianism!) Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words!

The jury may still be out as to traitor trump actually running again for president — I’d say the odds are 50/50 until he can be more confident that red states intensify and improve their voter suppression efforts — but what is 100 percent certain is that nothing is going to happen to him legally — not one day in jail and not any accountability for his actions as president. Nothing! F*** me! I live in stupid hell where idiots, especially dumbass Democrats, are still expecting justice to miraculously happen without putting in any effort. Let the chips fall where they may, which will be in traitor trump’s favor or let’s wait and see. Waiting for nothing to happen! Traitor trump once declared that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it; many thought it was a preposterous statement made in jest. I, however, believed him! The man does not joke and Americans truly are that stupid and that forgiving to excuse anything he would do. We’re f***ed because RepubliKKKlans want a dictatorship and dumbass Democrats are slowly handing America over to become one. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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F*** Dumbass Democrats!

They caved on impeachment witnesses because, of course, they did! That’s what Democrats do: Cave to RepubliKKKlans! Always, without fail. I can’t with this party anymore. I just f***ing can’t! Weak, spineless pieces of sh*t! Most of the leadership are feckless, pathetic losers. Democrats are the loser party! The stupid party! The party of getting rolled by RepubliKKKlans, so why even bother anymore if they will never stand up for justice and accountability? Welcome to stupid America!

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Preach!

From Salon, “As they will show by acquitting Donald Trump and continuing their full-on embrace of American fascism and white supremacy, today’s Republican Party considers the Democrats and their voters as existential enemies. It is long past time for the Democrats to respond in kind.”

No truer words have ever been written, and no truer advice will be so roundly ignored! Indeed, it is long past time, yet dumbass Democrats will continue to be dumbass Democrats by routinely attempting to “unify” and “compromise” (aka give away the store) with RepubliKKKlans. Ugh! And yes! Of course, dumbass Democrats need to start responding in kind! How many f***ing times have I said this? How many f***ing times? Dumbass Democrats and those pathetic liberals need to get f***ing ruthless! F***ing G.D. ruthless, I tell you! That’s the biggest problem with the Democratic Party; they don’t have a powerful, cut-throat left wing. No! Instead, the left-most wing is filled with bleeding heart f***tard liberals who always turn the other cheek! OMG! Kill me know! F*** that! RepubliKKKlans know and understand that Democrats are weak and feckless; that is why they can take advantage of dumbass Democrats and always get away with it because we let them! Whatever! I give up. It’s just going to be four more years of RepubliKKKlans blocking Democrat’s progressive policies and thwarting the will of the majority of the people because we live under the tyranny of the RepubliKKKlan Party — the national minority party. It never fails! Welcome to stupid America! I would say rise up America but no one cares anymore! I can’t wait for nothing to change!

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Americans Love Their Domestic Terrorists!

From The Hill, “A federal judge declined to send a Utah man charged in the Capitol riot back to jail despite ruling that he violated his release orders. U.S. Magistrate Judge Robin Meriweather reported ‘serious concerns’ on Monday that John Sullivan, 26, violated a previous order from a different judge by purchasing a smartphone, trying to access Twitter, attempting to promote his organization, Insurgence USA, on Infowars and calling on Insurgence USA members to attend his court hearing. … ‘I don’t believe we are there yet in this case,’ she said, according to BuzzFeed News.”

The judge thinks we’re not “there” yet?!?! Seriously?!?! Wasn’t the rioting on the Capitol the “we are there” already part? The judge has “serious concerns” but let’s the terrorist free anyway? Whatever! I give up! Oh, well! Americans get the failing country they deserve, and America is in a complete freefall. Despite all of Biden’s early successes and actions, I fear the unraveling started under traitor trump and cannot be undone at this point. No sense in trying to catch this falling knife of a country. Never have I seen so many judges try so hard to bend over backward to make sure these domestic terrorists stay out of jail and do other things like sending them on vacation to Mexico or out of the country to a destination wedding. A groom storms the Capitol and gets arrested a week before his wedding, so sure, why not? You, too, get to commit treason against America and have your wedding the following week. Whatever! Nothing matters anymore. Seriously! Nothing matters! If the courts cannot protect us from criminals and administer the minimal amount of deterrence and accountability then why even bother caring? Welcome to trump stupid America. Yuuuup!

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RepubliKKKlan Party to Get More Radical and Attract More Morons

From The Hill, “The surprise retirement of Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio), a high-profile moderate who is close to the Bush family and Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.), is the latest sign of turmoil in the Republican Party as it wrestles with its identity in the post-Trump era.” What did I say, morons? What did I say?!?! I said don’t be stupid; there is no rift in the RepubliKKKlan Party. There is no identity crisis. There is no impending schism. The RepubliKKKlan Party is not imploding. And there is no civil war within the party. RepubliKKKlans are not scared of traitor trump, nor are they running away from him. No! There is none of this B.S. Instead, the purge has begun! I was right. Portman is the first example of a post-traitor trump RepubliKKKlan purge where a non-MAGA moron Senator gives up his RepubliKKKlan seat, making way for a radical MAGA moron crazy QAnon believing Senator to take his place. Moreover, this is not an opportunity for Democrats to flip an open RepubliKKKlan seat. Mark my words, dumbass Democrats! The RepubliKKKlan Party will consolidate its popularity around conspiracy theories and white supremacists, and they will win by doing so. It is merely the 21st-century version of the Southern Strategy. Georgia’s recent Senate wins were a twin aberration created by hyper-attention on a national level. Expect more traditional races in more traditional cycles to fly under the radar and benefit the incumbent (RepubliKKKlan) party.

And I will remind readers: How many times have I said it? How many f***ing times? Traitor trump is the messiah for which the RepubliKKKlan Party has been long waiting. Traitor trump is the vileness that embodies the core ethos of the RepubliKKKlan Party, MAGA morons, QAnon, evil evangelicals, and so forth — basically 42 percent of the population. Traitor trump has shown white nationalists, racists, misogynists, jingoist, anti-Semites, homophobes, bigots, and the whole gambit how to be popular, mainstream, and wield power in ruthless, moronic, and surprisingly still effectively incompetent ways. Before traitor trump took over the party, RepubliKKKlans only dared to dream about the disaster he inflicted upon this nation. RepubliKKKlans have realized their future in traitor trump and they love it! Eh, but none of this matters because Democrats, Progressives, Independents, and even so-called moderate RepubliKKKlans far outnumber QAnon f***tards, MAGA morons, and radical RepubliKKKlans, yet the crazies are taking over the country. We’re doomed because I live in hell where people love the crazy just because their own lives must not be exciting enough, so they relish front row seats with a bucket of popcorn to witness the end of America and democracy. Because, hey, why not? No one cares, so whatever. Ugh! I give up. It’s going to get much, much worse, morons. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words! I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America!

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QAnon F***tards Have Dain Bramage!

From Salon, “Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory have for years believed, in the face of all available evidence, that Donald Trump would soon begin mass arrests of his political foes and retain power indefinitely. Many of them appear to be struggling to cope with reality after President Joe Biden was sworn in on Wednesday and the mass arrests never came.” Imagine that! QAnon f***tards are disappointed that yet another crazy-town prediction has not come true. What the f*** else is new? It’s just another example of a supremely stupid, stupid America. Only in stupid America do such conspiracy theories emerge and thrive.

I have been hearing and reading much discussion among moronic political commentators, pundits, and various academics about working to bring QAnon followers back to reality, that the “fever” has been broken with the loss of traitor trump and the swearing-in of President Biden, and that the truth is finally starting to sink in with these people. To that, I say hell f***ing no! No f***ing way. We should not consider bringing these f***tards of the highest f***ing order back into polite society. They deserve to be left in the cold and ostracized from society forever. Look, morons! Whatever level of stupid brought these morons to believe such craziness cannot be absolved or undone just like that.

I keep hearing professionals talk about “de-programming” these people and advising others (not crazy stupid people) to try to understand what may have brought QAnon morons to believe such conspiracies. And I am sure there are some interesting (and pointless) psychological and sociological theories that try to explain the phenomena of people who believe in conspiracies. I, however, take a far more simplistic view — because that’s all it takes, really — to understand these people. They have a brain defect! Yes, it’s that simple. Conspiracy theory believers have f***ing brain damage, and I don’t need some complex and needlessly overworked theory to understand that QAnon people are just plain morons! I’m sorry to have to state the obvious, but it takes a special type of crazy stupid to fall for such QAnon beliefs. (And that goes for MAGA morons with their five years and counting belief in the traitor trump con.) One must have a mental predisposition to be so easily duped for so long. QAnon beliefs don’t even pass the most basic test of rationality. The government is run by a satanic cult of Democrats who are also part of an international pedophile ring. Really?!?! Does that really make sense? It doesn’t pass the laugh test, but whatever. It’s called critical thinking, morons! I can’t with the stupid anymore. We should not be encouraging QAnon f***tards to return to society; in fact, we should be preventing them from breeding and breathing.

One last point. People who think QAnon will finally go away without traitor trump are just as f***ing stupid as QAnon followers. Look, morons. There is no way this pervasive conspiracy theory (and all of its derivatives) is going away. They have members of Congress believing this bat-sh*t-craziness for God f***ing sake. People elected these morns to office — on purpose. And there is no difference between Christians waiting two thousand years for Jesus to return and QAnon f***tards waiting for “The Storm,” both of which are never going to f***ing happen, but you can’t convince idiots of the truth of their absurd beliefs. Conspiracy theories and religion — the twin pillars of American stupidity! Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s never going to get smarter! Yeah, we’re doomed! The stupid never ends.

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Traitorous Accomplices to the Domestic Terrorist Attack on the Capitol?

Attribution: Drew Angerer / Getty Images

I have heard that many people are saying Facebook is to blame for helping to incite, coordinate, and foster domestic terrorist groups and QAnon conspiracy kooks that attacked the Capitol. I’m just wondering aloud. It smells true to me. Could be. Is it possible? I haven’t seen anything that suggests Facebook hasn’t contributed to the attacks on the Capitol. I’m just a concerned citizen asking questions! Welcome to stupid America. Apparently, Facebook stupid at this point, and that is just one notch improvement from a trump stupid America!

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Another Traitor [T]rump Failure: ‘Operation Warp Speed’

From Politico, “In many ways, it was successful, living up to the highest expectations of its architects. The Trump administration did help deliver a pair of working vaccines in 2020, with more shots on the way. But the officials who expected to be taking a victory lap on distributing tens of millions of vaccine doses are instead being pressed to explain why the initiative appears to be limping to the finish.” What?!?! F*** me! This is just another example of f***tard journalists bending over backward to give traitor trump credit for nothing. I hate the MSM at times. Jesus-f***ing-Christ! Just call a moron, a moron! And a loser, a loser!

Look, morons! There are two phases to Operation Warp Speed. First, the development of the actual vaccine, which traitor trump and Warp Speed basically had no involvement, especially considering the first vaccine that came to market took no money from the American government. Pfizer’s efforts and accomplishments were entirely on their own merits. If any credit should be given to a government, then that would be Germany! Moreover, it’s not like traitor trump could have done anything to speed up the development of a vaccine. Every pharmaceutical company had every incentive — besides Warp Speed — to get vaccines to market fast! In fact, it was the implementation of a relatively new vaccine technology that allowed these early vaccines to be created so quickly, not “Operation Warp Speed!” In short, when it comes to making any vaccine, Warp Speed had almost no impact, except setting up contracts to buy doses, which apparently the traitor trump administration initially bought too few from the fastest company (Pfizer) and too many from the slowest company (Johnson and Johnson). So much for “warp speed!”

The second phase is distribution, in which Warp Speed has every bit of control. That’s where the actual failure of the traitor trump administration manifests. They promised tens of millions of dosages and inoculations. Fail! They promised to release the stockpile of vaccines — another lie. There was none! As usual, traitor trump, like everything with the pandemic, put the onus on the states so he could blame them for his inevitable failure. Look, f***tards! This pandemic is a national crisis that requires a federal, coordinated response. You know! Precisely that thing traitor trump is completely incompetent to handle. Whatever! Welcome to the dumbest country on the planet. Welcome to trump stupid America! We’re f***ed!

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Rise Up, America!

I have said it many, many times. Rise up, America! Rise up! The minority is going to steal our democracy from the majority. Rise up, people! Are you simply going to let RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons take America away from you? Are you just going to roll over as traitors ransack the seat of American democracy? Are you going to allow white supremacists to rule over America! Wake the f*** up, people! America’s democracy is dying, and it seems like everyone is too worried about their Facebook and Twitter feeds. Oh, well! We get the government we deserve, so just remember that you did this when everything comes crashing down around you! Welcome to stupid America! It’s as dumb as the person in the mirror.