Allow me to opine on an aspect of the impending destruction of Roe that has been mentioned, but I think it has lacked the particular attention it deserves. That aspect is SCOTUS taking away rights. The long history of SCOTUS has been to expand the rights of citizens, especially the rights of minorities and the politically under-represented. When they have erred, they generally err on the side of granting people more freedoms, such as the freedom to be private, which entails everything from abortions to contraception to same-sex marriage to interracial marriage. But this SCOTUS of six people is about to take all that away. Think about that because I don’t believe it is sinking in with many people. The number of justices you can count on two hands is about to restrict the freedoms of over a hundred million people. In America, where expanding freedom is the norm, it will no longer exist. We are about to go backward. That is the true horror. Tomorrow and for many more tomorrows to come, we will be less free than the day before — and no one cares. Welcome to stupid America!
QAnon v. Democrat
QAnon will win because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America! J.R. Majewski, the RepubliKKKlan, versus Rep. Marcy Kaptur, the incumbent Democrat. As CNN reports, “This is the weirdness of the 2022 midterm elections: An Ohio Republican associated with the QAnon conspiracy movement — and who painted massive Donald Trump murals on his lawn and put out a crass rap song on his campaign website — will face off in November against a Democrat who could become the longest-serving woman in Capitol Hill history. Due to Ohio’s newly drawn congressional map, the race is likely to be a tossup, according to professional handicappers.”
Of course, this race is a tossup because people love the f***ing crazy, and RepubliKKKlan voters would sooner go full-on suicide vest bomber in a crowd rather than vote for a Democrat. It is particularly true for Ohio, which becomes redder with every election. So, this is where the country’s at right now, a nation intent on electing more crazy to Congress. I don’t know how many f***ing times I have to keep saying it, but a country cannot survive with this level of stupid in the population and participating in government. And I don’t want to hear about how there has always been some level of absurdity in America. Ture! But not this much bat-sh*t-crazy and not this much bat-sh*t-crazy winning elections.
Furthermore, I find it especially interesting that this QAnon candidate’s last name is Majewski. He has a conspiracy literally written in his name: MaJEWski. I thought QAnon hated the Jews because they are secretly running the world. Whatever. This guy is going to win. I can promise that right now. Mark my words. And his certain win will be another nail in America’s coffin. Welcome to stupid America. It’s going to be much dumber after the midterm elections. People just don’t f***ing get it! The end of America is coming! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Economic Ignorance
Americans know f***-all about economics, and it’s destroying the country because I live in stupid hell. CNN reports, “President Joe Biden and his administration appear perilously close to an irreversible severing of public confidence in his capacity to deliver prosperity and financial security as stiff economic challenges balloon into huge political liabilities. A CNN poll released Wednesday shows that the President’s repeated efforts to highlight undeniably strong aspects of the economy’s post-pandemic rebound and to offset blame for its bad spots aren’t working.”
American democracy cannot endure with an ignorant citizenry. Don’t take my word for it; read Jefferson: “If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be. If we are to guard against ignorance and remain free, it is the responsibility of every American to be informed.” While all of America is mostly (no less than 40 percent) is moronic, for this post, I’ll focus on the one aspect of ignorance that — astonishingly — determines the outcome of most elections: The economy. Democrats will lose control of the House come this midterm because people are too f***ing stupid to understand how the economy works. The vast, vast majority — I’d venture a guess that 99 percent — have never taken an economics course, yet the same majority bases their election choices on a subject they have never formally learned. That’s like a 16-year-old competing in NASCAR because they have a learner’s permit. People live the economy every day, but that doesn’t mean they actually understand how it works; that just means they know rote functions. For example, higher prices mean their paycheck doesn’t go as far. They understand how to allocate and re-allocate scarce resources, but they don’t understand the root causes of how or why their resources are being constrained. I won’t go into detail; I’ve done that plenty in other posts. Of course, stupid America thinks the “cause” is Biden. Ugh! F*** me! I can’t with the stupid anymore; it f***ing hurts, and these idiots are going to punish Biden and Democrats for something over which they have very little control. Welcome to stupid America!
Traitor [T]rump Is a F***tard
Classic traitor trump says classic trump stupid thing: “‘You know, we’ve endorsed Dr. Oz, we’ve endorsed JP, right? JD Mandel, and he’s doing great. They’re all doing good,’ Trump told the crowd at the I-80 Speedway in Greenwood,” reports Newsweek. Really? “JD Mandel?” Traitor trump is the dumbest person on the planet. Full stop! He can’t remember who he endorses. He confesses names easily and often. And most telling, he keeps bragging about his intelligence, a dead giveaway of his true stupidity. It is no different from someone who brags about how much money they have. Automatically, one should understand the richer one claims to be, then the poorer they are. Wealthy, intelligent people do not need to brag; intelligence is usually evident via speech and other communication skills. And genuinely affluent people don’t have to broadcast it.
But this is the age of traitor trump. This is the country of traitor trump, where 40 percent of the population is clearly dumber than he, which is how the chief idiot of the RepubliKKKlan Party can so easily bamboozle his sycophants. As I keep saying, an audience dumber than traitor trump is the only way a moronic leader can stand before a crowd and convince them that he’s intelligent. He’s been doing it for the last six years because this is stupid America. If you’re a RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, evil evangelical, or QAnon kook, then you’re a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order. Do humanity a favor and swallow some poison! Welcome to stupid America!
Day Late and Dollar Short, Dumbass Democrats!
From The Hill, “While welcoming Obama’s efforts, however, some experts knocked the former president for not taking action on the issue sooner. ‘As a disinformation expert and a civil rights lawyer who thinks about the intersections, I’m on the one hand very grateful that he has come forward with a set of very clear eyed and holistic solutions,’ said Nora Benavidez, senior counsel at Free Press. ‘That being said, it feels very late in the game to see former President Obama come forward with these comments,’ she said. Obama himself said he regrets failing to ‘fully appreciate’ during the 2016 election ‘just how susceptible we had become to lies and conspiracy theories.’”
Dumbass Democrats are always behind the political eightball. Always! Always! Always! Now?!?! Now, Obama feels the need to step up the campaign to fight back against misinformation? Where was he during all of traitor trump’s presidency? Let me guess? Obama was trying to stick to the old — now defunct — tradition of the previous president staying out of politics so the successor could “do” his job. Wow! How did that work out? Traitor trump basically spent four years ruining America and solidifying the new MAGA RepubliKKKlan Party that explicitly advocates hate. At the same time, former presidents remained silent, looking on in horror but daring not to break “tradition” by criticizing traitor trump.
Not to mention everything Obama failed to do during his eight years on misinformation. It all started with the “Taxed Enough Already” Party, which was really just an organized way to claim legitimacy when they spewed their Obama hate and bigotry. The Tea Party was never concerned about taxes or limiting government; their stated motivations were always a canard. It was simply an institutionalized (and obvious) hate group. Obama spent eight years weakly brushing off RepubliKKKlans’ growing and coordinated attacks on him and the Democrats for fear of becoming that “angry Black man.” So here we are! Eight years of the Tea Party and birtherism morphed into MAGA world that has consumed the RepibliKKKlan Party and is soon to consume the rest of America. Meanwhile, dumbass Democrats are still trying to understand the threat to democracy; they are still expecting the average idiot America to “figure things out.” That is to say, brush off misinformation, see the truth, and vote Democratic. Christ! Americans are stupid! They believe the misinformation unless you tell them not to, and Democrats are not doing that! Kill me now. I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America!
Musk Stick-Figure Douchebag
Musk has never been left-leaning; he’s always been a right-wing douchebag. He’s just another billionaire a**hole who has too much money and too much free time — apparently — on his hands, so he’s going to buy his latest obsession to teach all those kids who bullied him in school what is what! He does this under the guise of free speech “absolutism,” which, of course, does not exist and never has. “Free speech” is far less free than he thinks, and for good reason, lest the entire fabric of society comes undone, but I guess Musk is willing to take that chance because — you know — people want to buy electric cars in the middle of the next civil war.
Look, morons! How Musk has treated others and behaved on Twitter, is exactly the way he will run it! Clearly, that stick-figure of him in “2021” shows his O-face. He’s getting ready to f*** America over! Mark my words on that. Baby b*tch is pissy because he can’t be as much of an a**hole on Twitter as he wants to be! Naturally, being stupid America, people will flock to the new nastier version of Twitter because people love to watch a train wreck. Witness the election of traitor trump. I can’t wait!
Satan Is Not a Metaphor
Out of the mouth of Marjorie Taylor Greene, “And that’s how Satan sells a sin, and that’s how he sells abortion. He tells a woman that all you have to do is you’re just going to go to this clinic, just going to get it over with, you know. And then you’re going to — that guy, he’s going to stay with you, that boyfriend or the guy, whoever he is, he’s going to marry you, sweep you off your feet.”
Do not think that this Satan speak is a metaphor for one’s inner conscience or self-rationalization. It is not! She literally believes Satan whispers into a person’s ear to get them to do things. This is what happens when stupid religious fundamentalists get into government; they inflict their bat-sh*t-craziness on the rest of us. These people actually believe what they’re saying, and so does half the country. Oh, Lordy! Deliver us from the insane ravings of MTG! Again, stupid America proves itself.
Bravo, John Nichols! Bravo!
He writes in The Nation, “Despite what Clinton and Obama say, Biden’s current list of accomplishments won’t cut it. … There’s just one problem: It doesn’t work. … The Democratic message should be blunt: If we lose Congress, Republicans will make Biden the lamest lame-duck president in history. And if we lose the statehouses, Donald Trump’s ‘Big Lie’ will be codified just in time to tip the 2024 presidential election to Trump or someone worse. Instead of a feel-good ‘touting accomplishments’ campaign, Democrats should rip into the GOP with a warning that America’s future is at stake. Because it is.”
This is excellent advice that dumbass Democrats will ignore because they’re weak and stupid. I say it almost as much as I disparage RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. The strategy Nichols proposes is straightforward. And it preys upon the one emotion that may best motivate Democratic voters: Fear. But not fear that will subdue voters as being too overwhelmed or a fear that cedes power to RepubliKKKlans. No! This needs to be proactive fear — proactive in that it motivates citizens to vote for Democrats, not just abstain or vote against them.
Unfortunately, as I have said countless times before, dumbass Democrats wrongly trust voters to “figure things out” on their own, which is why they like to talk about all their legislative accomplishments. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! If voters actually believed Democrats’ achievements to date were worth anything, then their poll numbers would not be underwater. Stop expecting a stupid electorate to suddenly recognize what Democrats have done or are trying to do with limited — yes, limited — power as being politically advantageous. Democrats keep talking about their messaging problem (failure). I say messaging their legislative success is a waste of time. The topic is too insipid for voters. Dumbass Democrats should be campaigning on a message of the utter destruction of America’s democracy if Biden is allowed to become a lame-duck president in January. Maybe the average moron voter could understand one hyper-focused message, assuming Americans still want to live in a democracy. It is undoubtedly more catchy than “we got you through the pandemic, and unemployment is low.” These are concepts and accomplishments that Americans have already flushed down their short-term memory hole. Eh, who am I kidding? Dumbass Democrats are completely feckless at playing politics and are completely unwilling to be ruthless. As Nichols said in his piece, Democrats keep playing a losing political strategy. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America!
The Traitor [T]rump Godfather Show
From The Hill, “The book [This Will Not Pass], obtained by The Hill prior to its release on Tuesday, depicts Trump as a mafia don, demanding loyalty from supplicants and political opponents alike, by turns using the largest bully pulpit in the world to beat them into submission and cajoling them in private to offer support. When Trump called California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) to discuss a cruise ship moored in San Francisco Bay, on which passengers were sick with the coronavirus, Trump agreed to allow the ship to dock so passengers could be treated. Trump said he would be watching, for ‘the reciprocity,’ according to the book. … On a visit to the White House early in the pandemic, New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy (D) was taken aback when Trump showed him a room adjoining the Oval Office crammed with MAGA gear. ‘They literally hand you a shopping bag, and you took anything you’d like,’ Murphy recalled to the authors.”
It has been a while since I’ve written exclusively about traitor trump. This book provides an excellent opportunity. Of course, it is just a reminder that the traitor trump presidency was nothing more than a blended version of The Godfather 3 and his sh*tty reality T.V. show. Traitor trump ran the government as some elaborate mafia organization where he extorted, stole, and reigned over the country. Naturally, his position as president was never about the people or making America “great again,” except to make it awesome to be a racist, bigot, homophobe, misogynist, conspiracy kook, and white nationalist again. His time in office was always about him playing president, holding rallies, and advertising for his (now destroyed) brand. In the process, he ruined America, and half the country loves him for it because — wait for it, wait for it — welcome to stupid America!
GOP Says Meow!
Have I mentioned that America is the dumbest country on the planet? Have I mentioned that RepubliKKKlans are the dumbest people on the planet? Have I ever mentioned these? I think I may have at least once, but allow me to provide more proof of my certitudes. According to the Minnesota Reformer, “Minnesota Republicans repeated debunked tales about schools providing litter boxes for students who identify as cats during debate over the House education budget bill Wednesday. Reps. Steve Drazkowski, R-Mazeppa, and Tim Miller, R-Prinsburg, shared the fictional stories in support of Drazkowski’s proposal to give lawmakers control over a statewide student survey.” And for those of you who may be incredulous that such a story is unique, the Akron Beacon Journal reports, “State Sen. Bruce Bostelman caused quite a stir when he stood on the floor of the Nebraska Legislature last month and lamented that schools were providing litter boxes for students who dress as dogs and cats. Bostelman was shocked and outraged at the nonexistent practice. In his televised floor speech, he demanded that school administrators, the Nebraska Department of Education and the State Board of Education explain what was going on.” So the lie starts in Nebraska and moves onto Minnesota even after Bostelman walked back his comments. But whatever. Truth doesn’t matter anymore.
RepubliKKKlans just keep repeating the absurd because they’re f***ing G.D. morons of the highest f***ing order, and they believe (know) that their constituents are even dumber. Remember, RepubliKKKlan voters (MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, QAnon kooks, et al.) must be dumber than their representatives lest RepubliKKKlans would be incapable of saying bat-sh*t-crazy stuff with conviction and a straight face. This is the level of stupidity to which America has descended: Believing schools are providing litter boxes and that students are requesting them. As I have long said, America is too stupid to survive. This level of stupidity cannot be undone — ever. Welcome to stupid America! It’s a cat-astrophe!