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Let the Red States Morons Die, Too!

From Raw Story, “The novel coronavirus, not being sentient and knowing nothing about human ways, has no political affiliation and doesn’t discriminate between Democrats and Republicans as it spreads across the country. However, according to statistical expert Nate Silver, the data so far indicate that the virus is spreading more readily in states that voted for President Donald Trump.” Of course, it is and the f***tards will vote for traitor trump’s incompetence because stupid doesn’t know any better. Get ready for his re-election, morons! Welcome to trump stupid America! The best we can hope for is that more MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals die from SARS 2!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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Speechless!!!

On CNN: “In a new Gallup poll, 49% approve of the job Trump is doing as president while 45% disapprove, matching the highest his approval rating has ever been in Gallup surveys. A Monmouth University poll released on Monday showed Trump at 46% approval, again the best he has done in that poll in more than three years.” I! Hate! This! Country! Of! F***tards!

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Hello, Captian Obvious — Morons

From USA Today, “In an unprecedented and unavoidable move, the International Olympic Committee and Japanese government agreed to postpone the 2020 Summer Olympics ‘to a date beyond 2020 but not later than summer 2021’ due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.” Wow! All the wasted milliseconds and dozens of words (including these) reporting on the handwringing over the Olympics only to have the committee ultimately decide on the obvious solution shows just how f***ing stupid people are. Really? I could have told them a month ago that the Olympics need to be postponed until next year. This is just pure stupidity on steroids. It’s a no-brainer! No one wants to cancel the games, so just do it next year. Christ! F*** me! Stupid people everywhere! Everywhere stupid people! Welcome to stupid humanity!

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This Is Why I Hate Stupid America

A headline from The Hill reads: “Gallup: Trump job approval rating matches all-time high.” And this from Axios: “60% of Americans approve of Trump’s coronavirus response.” Once again and as always this country is pure stupidity all the m*****f***ing time. I f***ing hate this country for its stupidity. I just can’t take this f***ing G.D. stupid country anymore. The f***tards of America are giving traitor trump his highest job approval rating for what? Cheerleading his way through the SARS 2 pandemic? Once again and as always stupid America is not taking this seriously because not enough people have died yet. Mark my words, f***tards. No one is going to care until dead people line the streets. Those skeptical are, of course, MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals. So, I say f*** it! If ever we needed the Einsatzgruppen to liquidate America’s morons, then now is the moment. This is incomprehensible stupidity: COVID-19 party, sacrificing grandparents for the economy, and “opening up” the nation by Easter because it’s “a beautiful time.” If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a million times before: America is just too f***ing G.D. stupid to survive.

They love traitor trump because he stands before them daily lying about everything! They love it! America loves it because people are too stupid to know any better. None of this matters because traitor trump is well on his way to being re-elected. Mark my words, f***tards. Between Biden just not having what it takes — I’m sorry to say it, but that’s what I’m witnessing — and Americans being too stupid to see through traitor trump’s long con job, people are simply going to stick with the Idiot-in-Chief during this catastrophe. I can’t wait! Welcome to trump stupid America! All stupid, all the time! Anyone who thinks traitor trump is doing a good job should immediately find a gun, stick it their mouth, and pull the trigger!

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Hong Kong: Exactly What Will Happen in the U.S.

According to CNN, “Now, however, Hong Kong is providing a very different object lesson — what happens when you let your guard down too soon. The number of confirmed cases has almost doubled in the past week, with many imported from overseas, as Hong Kong residents who had left — either to work or study abroad, or to seek safety when the city seemed destined for a major outbreak earlier this year — return, bringing the virus back with them.” This is exactly what’s going to happen in America. Mark my words, morons. We’re already seeing situations of cavalier and careless behavior. Open beaches, flouting lockdown orders, and religious morons congregating and praying the disease away. So, the second traitor trump is tired of SARS 2 and declares an all-clear in a couple of weeks then morons of America will come flocking back to society and make things much worse. I promise! This is stupid America! It is trump stupid America!

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Humanity Is Stupid and Still Obsessed with Sports — F*** Me!

According to CNN, “After insisting for weeks that the 2020 Olympic Games would go ahead as planned, Tokyo’s Organizing Committee says that postponement is now a ‘realistic option.’ Committee President Yoshiro Mori conceded that although the preference is to host the spectacle as normal in July, organizers would work alongside the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to explore alternatives amid the novel coronavirus outbreak.” OMG! I hate people. I hate them all! WTF! Postponing the Olympics is a f***ing no-brainer. Seriously! How does this even require more than two minutes of thought? No one is going to cancel the f***ing G.D. Olympics, and, by the same token, no one cares if the event is delayed months or even a f***ing year from now. OMG! Oh, dear Lord! God forbid the 2020 Olympics should be too close to the 2024 Olympics. I can’t. I! Just! F***ing! Can’t! I can’t take this stupidity anymore. Welcome to stupid humanity. God-f***ing-damm*t. Maybe SARS 2 is long overdue to clean out the stupidity of humanity!

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Please, by All Means

From the Daily Beast, “Several prominent pastors tied to Donald Trump have claimed to have the power to cure the coronavirus through prayer, hyping up religious miracle cures amid the pandemic. While many Americans have turned to prayer as the coronavirus death toll mounts, these religious leaders have gone much further, promising that they can physically cure the disease. As the public scrambles for information on the illness, these religious leaders have claimed they can solve it themselves—with one even claiming he’ll cure the entire state of Florida.” Please, by all means, allow the f***tards of America crowd together in mega moron churches to spread SARS 2 to each other and then die! Seriously! This level of stupidity should be allowed to die. Every evil Evangelical should get the disease and simply be allowed to let nature (or Gawwwd) take its course. Hopefully, that means more dead RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals because this is m*****f***ing G.D. trump stupid America. We should all be praying hard that these people die from SARS 2. Let’s really put the power of prayer to good use. Welcome to stupid America!

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More People Must Die Because Stupid America

According to CNN, “Crowds descended on California beaches, hiking trails and parks over the weekend in open defiance of a state order to shelter in place and avoid close contact with others.” America is f***tarded. I hate this country because I am surrounded by a society of f***ing G.D. morons. Unfortunately, not enough people have died yet. Not enough people will take this disease seriously until a parent, grandparent, friend, co-worker, or neighbor dies from COVID or dies of a failure to get proper medical attention because COVID has destroyed the health care system. Welcome to trump stupid America. More people must die before they start believing! F*** me! Mark my words, morons! So much stupidity. Stupid people everywhere. Everywhere stupid people.

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Only in M*****f***ing G.D. Stupid America

From CNN, “There is something about pandemics that cause panicked people to empty their minds along with supermarket shelves. Countless doomsday warnings like Browne’s prediction are spreading online, blending coronavirus fears with everything from political paranoia about a ‘#oneworld gov controlled by the UN’ to Australian wildfires and swarms of locusts in Africa.” This is why I hate religious f***tards more than MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans. We should really be practicing permanent social distancing by shooting every evil Evangelical and every other f***tard religious moron. Seriously! Viruses don’t live and cannot be (easily) transmitted by a dead body. Honestly! Just kill them all for their stupidity!

I just love all these f***ing G.D. morons who think every event is the End Times. Just like the Black Death was supposed to be the End Times. World War I was supposed to be the End Times. The Spanish Flu pandemic was supposed to be the End Times. World War II was supposed to be the End Times. Y2K was supposed to be the End Times. Every f***ing decade since the dawn of Christianity has been the End Times. I hate stupid people, especially religious ones because they are f***ing all of us with their megachurches and “I don’t care” attitude. I think we should just kill them all!

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Let Florida RepubliKKKlans Die!

From Politico, “As coronavirus fears grip the country, pictures of crowded Florida beaches are going viral. And Gov. Ron DeSantis is making no apologies. The Republican governor has refused to give a statewide order to close the coasts even as Democrats — and CNN — sound the alarm.” SARS 2 should be a chance for the great American cleansing! Let every MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical die. I hope they do! This entire pandemic is just a hoax to them, so let them die. They believe in a weak federal government and strong state government, so I say let all those traitor trump states do nothing to mitigate the crisis so that more of their people die. I pray they do! These are the same people who don’t believe in universal health care, so if they don’t die then I hope they go bankrupt and die slowly along with their families. I hate them all for bringing the incompetency of traitor trump to lead us during this global catastrophe. Elections have consequences, f***tards. This is what America gets for electing a failed businessman reality T.V. star to play the role of president. Un-f***ing-believable! So much f***ing stupidity! Welcome to trump stupid America! We’re f***ed!