A CNN headline reads, “Bishop who said ‘God is larger than this dreaded virus’ dies of Covid-19.” I love it!
Christians: Go Kill Yourselves!
From The Hill: “A Louisiana pentecostal pastor who is refusing to abide by the state’s ‘stay at home’ order said ‘true Christians’ see death as a ‘welcome friend.’ ‘Like any zealot or like any pure religious person, death looks to them like a welcome friend. True Christians do not mind dying. They fear living in fear,’ Rev. Tony Spell, pastor of Life Tabernacle Church, told TMZ. What are these people waiting for then?
In the Wise Words of James Tiberius Kirk: ‘Let Them Die!’
From the Orlando Weekly, “After weeks of criticism from lawmakers and the public, DeSantis announced a new sweeping executive order calling for a statewide 30-day stay-at-home order to go into effect this Friday; the order limits movement only to essential businesses and essential activities. The order, which you can read for yourself right here, also lists essential activities that are permitted during the 30-day period, and includes things like exercising, taking care of pets, assisting a loved one, and ‘religious services conducted in churches, synagogues and houses of worship.’” F*** it! If religious f***tards want to meet and die from SARS 2 then let them. The fewer evil Evangelicals the better. I hope they die in droves. We don’t need such morons living in this country! Welcome to trump stupid America!
Burn the Churches! Burn Them All!
As CBS News reports, “Buses and cars filled a Louisiana church parking lot for another service Tuesday evening as worshippers flocked to hear a Louisiana pastor who is facing misdemeanor charges for holding services despite a ban on gatherings amid the coronavirus pandemic. … ‘The virus, we believe, is politically motivated,’ Spell told WAFB. ‘We hold our religious rights dear and we are going to assemble no matter what someone says.’” I say burn the churches with the all morons in them! I hate religious people! I hate them all for being so f***ing G.D. stupid! A virus being politically motivated? Seriously?!? I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t take the stupidity of America anymore. Can we just line up every religious f***tard and put a bullet through their head, please? America cannot survive with this level of stupidity existing in it! Welcome to trump stupid America!
Praise Jesus!
From Raw Story, “According to The Christian Post, Pastor Ronnie Hampton of the New Vision Community Church in Shreveport, Louisiana, has died of COVID-19 — after telling his followers that the virus was not a huge deal and suggesting that God was just testing the faithful.” Great! Now, if only the rest of the evil Evangelical f***tards would die!
Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!
Only in M*****f***ing G.D. Stupid America
From CNN, “There is something about pandemics that cause panicked people to empty their minds along with supermarket shelves. Countless doomsday warnings like Browne’s prediction are spreading online, blending coronavirus fears with everything from political paranoia about a ‘#oneworld gov controlled by the UN’ to Australian wildfires and swarms of locusts in Africa.” This is why I hate religious f***tards more than MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans. We should really be practicing permanent social distancing by shooting every evil Evangelical and every other f***tard religious moron. Seriously! Viruses don’t live and cannot be (easily) transmitted by a dead body. Honestly! Just kill them all for their stupidity!
I just love all these f***ing G.D. morons who think every event is the End Times. Just like the Black Death was supposed to be the End Times. World War I was supposed to be the End Times. The Spanish Flu pandemic was supposed to be the End Times. World War II was supposed to be the End Times. Y2K was supposed to be the End Times. Every f***ing decade since the dawn of Christianity has been the End Times. I hate stupid people, especially religious ones because they are f***ing all of us with their megachurches and “I don’t care” attitude. I think we should just kill them all!
I Wake Up to an Even Dumber America
Reporting from CNN, “America’s top infectious diseases expert is warning that hundreds of thousands of Americans could die unless every citizen joins an effort to blunt the coronavirus pandemic — only to be contradicted by President Donald Trump, who insists the virus is under ‘tremendous’ control. The fresh sign of Trump’s unwillingness to accept the full, sobering reality of the outbreak came as an anxious America knuckles down to its new self-isolating reality. The country is bracing for the full fury of the virus that is already escalating sharply and is set to subject the foundations of basic life — the nation’s health care, economic and political systems — to a fateful test.” Of course, he did! Of course, he just makes Scheiße up as his way of wishing the disaster away. Because this is all one big f***ing hoax to every MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical. It’s all a hoax. No one is going to die in their minds least of all them! So, I say let all MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals gather together and cough on each other, so they can die. Since I do not have conservative or religious retard friends then I have no concerns — I always social distance myself from stupid people! Welcome to trump stupid America!
Buttigieg Is Out, Literally
Axios reports, “Pete Buttigieg announced in a speech in his hometown of South Bend, Indiana, Sunday night that he was suspending his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.” Given he’s gay, I should have been all-in with Buttigieg, but he lost me with his faith talk. Nope! Democrat or not, I detest politicians discussing their faith — blah, blah, blah. Keep that Scheiße out of the public domain. Plus, there is no f***ing way the blacks were ever going to vote for a gay president. Welcome to stupid America where reality sucks! This is probably good news for Biden now that Buttigieg votes are more likely to shift to the next best moderate option. This is clearly a stop Sanders tactic.
Evangelicals Are Too Stupid for Life
Axios reports, “There have been stories of Maldonado performing miracles, such as reviving a woman who had been in the morgue for an hour, according to local TV station WPLG.” So many stupid people and so few bullets. Wipe them all out — even the “never” Trumpers which don’t really exist.
Home of Religious Retards: America
From CNN, “An entire town in Louisiana got a Christmas blessing thanks to holy water and an airplane. Cow Island and the neighboring farms got a dusting of 100 gallons of holy water just before Christmas, the Diocese of Lafayette announced Sunday.” Welcome to stupid America. So f***ing stupid that I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t.