The Hill reports, “The Politico/Morning Consult Poll published on Wednesday found the vast majority of Americans dismiss the theory that Trump will be reinstated as president, including 61 percent of Republicans. Twenty-nine percent of GOP respondents, however, said they believe Trump will be made president again [this August].” Americans are so f***ing trump stupid. I mean the level of stupidity of those who believe such non-sense cannot be comprehended. America cannot survive with a portion of the electorate “thinking” such idiocracy! Believing that traitor trump will be re-installed is a cancer on society that will only worsen. Granted it is a small portion of a diminishing, though very ardent, political party, but every cancer begins with a single cell. It will metastasize, killing the rest of America. I’m sorry to say that the only way to cure this disease is through a civil war, and that is the direction we’re headed. Lincoln was correct (and prescient) when he said a divided house cannot stand. Welcome to stupid America. The stupid will eventually kill the country. Get ready, morons!
Orange Man’s Blog Bust
I think Techdirt put it best, “And now, following the bans from Twitter and Facebook, it appears that Donald Trump has banned himself from his own blog, shutting it down permanently. … Of course, the fact that they launched the blog with such hype, and talked it up so much less than a month ago, makes all of this seem (again, as per so much that is Trump) to be them just making shit up as they go along. Meanwhile, a Trump advisor admitted to the Washington Post that the reason it was shut down was that Trump was embarrassed by how little traffic it was getting and how everyone was mocking the site.” Yeah! So, traitor trump, like everything else in the MAGA moron world, is just one long string of making sh*t up as they go and, more often than not, failing in the process. Of course, there is another (more abecedarian) explanation for why traitor trump’s blog failed. Namely, traitor trump is a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order and so are his MAGA moron supporters. What did he expect, really? His supporters are too stupid to read prose on a website. Oh, no! Their mental capacity can only handle roughly 140 characters of mostly misspelled, incoherent garbage, which in the mind of MAGA morons reads like poetry. Naturally, well crafted and “reasoned” statements from “the desk of” traitor trump carry no value for his f***tard sycophants.
But it is of no matter, for traitor trump is about to ramp up the real moneymaking grievance machinery: rallies! Yup. I can’t wait for tens of thousands of MAGA morons to begin the traitor trump Nuremberg rally tour with chants, audience callbacks, incitements to violence, and collective snowflake complaining. And, right on cue, MSM will cover them just like the old days because reports and news commentators are just as complicit in spreading and sensationalizing traitor trump’s hate speech all in the name of “news.” Eh, whatever! It’s about to be 2015-2016 all over again. Get ready morons! Welcome to trump stupid America. Dumber today than the day before because it’s America where the stupid never ends.
America Is Doomed Because of Its Stupidity!
I can’t with the m*****f***ing G.D. stupid anymore. If I’ve said once, then I’ve said it a thousand times before: America died the day traitor trump was elected. The level of trump stupid in America cannot be undone! It’s all stupid all the time. People looked in the traitor trump mirror and fell in love with the reflection: stupid, racist, bigoted, white supremacists, homophobic, and so on and so forth. Every “-ist” under the Sun. The sustaining power of the Arizona election “audit” scam is proof that America is permanently stupid and the level of idiocracy cannot be undone or reversed. It is permanent brain damage. Witness this from a Washington Post article, “The increasingly vocal protests seven months after Trump lost the White House show how deeply the former president has undermined confidence in the nation’s elections, an attack he began early in the 2020 campaign as state and local officials expanded mail voting in response to the coronavirus pandemic. … Calls for audits spread. Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson, a Democrat, said in an interview Wednesday that the push for audits in her state and across the country is nothing short of an assault on democracy.” And last, “Election officials said the possibility of more audits also raises concerns about the security of their equipment in future elections if they are turned over to private companies without federal accreditation, as has happened in Arizona.” I mean one cannot possibly invent a bigger sh*tshow where election equipment finds its way into RepubliKKKlan conspiracy-theory-promoting private third-party entities. At that point, elections are over and America’s democracy has already died. The good news? No one cares! Clearly, no one cares. The Big Lie is sustaining, spreading, and gaining steam. And no one cares. Every election that RepubliKKKlans lose going forward will be contested; RepubliKKKlans will never accept another Democratic victory, and no one cares, especially dumbass Democrats, who constantly wrongly believe voters are smarter than that. No, no! Voters are stupid and as long as people keep hearing and repeating the Big Lie, then the more they will come to believe it, leaving Democrats — shockingly — bewildered by how such a state of beliefs had come to pass. Welcome to stupid America. Democrats are behind the eight ball already (still) and they are clueless to the evil and danger of all this election trutherism. Go figure! Once again, dumbass Democrats are going to be shocked — shocked, I tell you! — when they start losing to conspiracy theory MAGA morons. Mark my words, f***tards!
It’s the Purge and Redistricting, Stupid
The issues with Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney are precisely what I — and anyone with two brain cells to rub together — expected from the RepubliKKKlan Party. It’s the purge, stupid! Traitor trump is the dictator of the RepubliKKKlan Party and he wants Liz and Romney out, so that is exactly what party leadership and the moronic base will give him. It’s that f***ing simple. Look, morons! How many times have I said it? How many f***ing times? RepubliKKKlans looked in the traitor trump mirror and fell in love with the reflection. MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon f***tards love the hatred and white grievance (aka snowflake b*tching) that traitor trump reflects back to them and to the rest of the world. In fact, they not only love to hate others, but they also love that everyone else sees them as hateful, vile, and stupid people. It is all part of their glory. Stick it to the rest of the world by being f***tards. Ugh. And one may wonder why I hate people generally — because too many of these idiots exist in America. And they are everywhere! With more hiding in plain sight. Mark my words!
Furthermore, CNN reports, “If anything the former President wields even more control of his party now than he did over the last five years , a fact made more remarkable by the social media silence enforced by bans from major social media platforms. And there are very clear signs that Trump’s assault on American democracy is working.” America’s democracy is dying, f***tards. Idiots are gaining more power and will soon be back in the majority. And all these never-trumpers and disaffected RepubliKKKlans vocalizing their “discomfort” with the party and traitor trump is all talk and little action. They sit on the sidelines wishing and hoping something will change with the RepubliKKKlan Party — apparently completely oblivious to what is happening now is exactly what the party has always been. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are free to live their true selves instead of being afraid to show their vileness in public. Now they don’t care; they relish their newfound unencumbered lifestyle. Indeed, these sidelined pundits are powerless and those non-true-believers in office will soon be purged only to be replaced by traitor trump / QAnon purists.
And then there is redistricting which will guarantee RepubliKKKlan dominance in the House for the next few election cycles. Does anyone really think that the two new House seats awarded to Texas will be reapportioned to cement any other party but the RepubliKKKlans? Soon enough, RepubliKKKlans will re-take the House and government will be back to gridlock because that’s what people want — for nothing to change, really. Mark my words, morons. Traitor trump is slowly but surely winning the war. He may have lost the last couple of battles, but the soul of America is diminishing. Traitor trump understands his sustaining power because that’s what people want or at the very least don’t care to resist. I don’t care how much more popular Biden is compared to traitor trump. That does not matter. In fact, Biden’s popularity compared to other presidents at this time is relatively soft. The only thing that matters is how RepubliKKKlans rig congressional districts to dilute Democratic power and boost RepubliKKKlan power. Gerrymandering is popularity opinion polling proof! Welcome to trump stupid America! This level of stupid cannot be undone! America is dying and no one cares. Mark! My! Words!
Traitor [T]rump Will Get Away with It — All of It!
Look, morons! Of course, traitor trump will get away with it — with all of it. He has spent his entire life getting away with it, so all these f***tards (dumbass Democrats, never-trumpers, political commentators, and other morons) that keep telling the general public not to worry; traitor trump still faces a mountain of pending civil and criminal litigation. Oh! My! F***ing! God! What the f***! Hello, stupid, stupid people! Nothing is going to happen to traitor trump! We do not prosecute former presidents — we couldn’t even convict one for inciting insurrection. Any legal case brought against traitor trump — civil or criminal, state or federal — is going to be tied up in court for years or it will be settled out of court with a fine and no admission of guilt, just like every other legal battle traitor trump has faced. He’ll just run out the clock. Why the f*** does no one see this? My head explodes every time I hear dumbass Democrats talking about how traitor trump is done for, that he can’t escape all these legal issues, that he is damaged beyond fixing. Kill! Me! Now! Have these f***tards learned nothing in the past four, five years? Traitor trump is Teflon Don, morons. He is the comeback king! (And people who think that traitor trump is some aberration in politics that represents some outlier of American culture truly have no f***ing clue about the real level of American hatred and admiration for authoritarianism!) Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words!
The jury may still be out as to traitor trump actually running again for president — I’d say the odds are 50/50 until he can be more confident that red states intensify and improve their voter suppression efforts — but what is 100 percent certain is that nothing is going to happen to him legally — not one day in jail and not any accountability for his actions as president. Nothing! F*** me! I live in stupid hell where idiots, especially dumbass Democrats, are still expecting justice to miraculously happen without putting in any effort. Let the chips fall where they may, which will be in traitor trump’s favor or let’s wait and see. Waiting for nothing to happen! Traitor trump once declared that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it; many thought it was a preposterous statement made in jest. I, however, believed him! The man does not joke and Americans truly are that stupid and that forgiving to excuse anything he would do. We’re f***ed because RepubliKKKlans want a dictatorship and dumbass Democrats are slowly handing America over to become one. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words! Welcome to trump stupid America!
Americans Love Their Domestic Terrorists!
From The Hill, “A federal judge declined to send a Utah man charged in the Capitol riot back to jail despite ruling that he violated his release orders. U.S. Magistrate Judge Robin Meriweather reported ‘serious concerns’ on Monday that John Sullivan, 26, violated a previous order from a different judge by purchasing a smartphone, trying to access Twitter, attempting to promote his organization, Insurgence USA, on Infowars and calling on Insurgence USA members to attend his court hearing. … ‘I don’t believe we are there yet in this case,’ she said, according to BuzzFeed News.”
The judge thinks we’re not “there” yet?!?! Seriously?!?! Wasn’t the rioting on the Capitol the “we are there” already part? The judge has “serious concerns” but let’s the terrorist free anyway? Whatever! I give up! Oh, well! Americans get the failing country they deserve, and America is in a complete freefall. Despite all of Biden’s early successes and actions, I fear the unraveling started under traitor trump and cannot be undone at this point. No sense in trying to catch this falling knife of a country. Never have I seen so many judges try so hard to bend over backward to make sure these domestic terrorists stay out of jail and do other things like sending them on vacation to Mexico or out of the country to a destination wedding. A groom storms the Capitol and gets arrested a week before his wedding, so sure, why not? You, too, get to commit treason against America and have your wedding the following week. Whatever! Nothing matters anymore. Seriously! Nothing matters! If the courts cannot protect us from criminals and administer the minimal amount of deterrence and accountability then why even bother caring? Welcome to trump stupid America. Yuuuup!
QAnon F***tards Have Dain Bramage!
From Salon, “Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory have for years believed, in the face of all available evidence, that Donald Trump would soon begin mass arrests of his political foes and retain power indefinitely. Many of them appear to be struggling to cope with reality after President Joe Biden was sworn in on Wednesday and the mass arrests never came.” Imagine that! QAnon f***tards are disappointed that yet another crazy-town prediction has not come true. What the f*** else is new? It’s just another example of a supremely stupid, stupid America. Only in stupid America do such conspiracy theories emerge and thrive.
I have been hearing and reading much discussion among moronic political commentators, pundits, and various academics about working to bring QAnon followers back to reality, that the “fever” has been broken with the loss of traitor trump and the swearing-in of President Biden, and that the truth is finally starting to sink in with these people. To that, I say hell f***ing no! No f***ing way. We should not consider bringing these f***tards of the highest f***ing order back into polite society. They deserve to be left in the cold and ostracized from society forever. Look, morons! Whatever level of stupid brought these morons to believe such craziness cannot be absolved or undone just like that.
I keep hearing professionals talk about “de-programming” these people and advising others (not crazy stupid people) to try to understand what may have brought QAnon morons to believe such conspiracies. And I am sure there are some interesting (and pointless) psychological and sociological theories that try to explain the phenomena of people who believe in conspiracies. I, however, take a far more simplistic view — because that’s all it takes, really — to understand these people. They have a brain defect! Yes, it’s that simple. Conspiracy theory believers have f***ing brain damage, and I don’t need some complex and needlessly overworked theory to understand that QAnon people are just plain morons! I’m sorry to have to state the obvious, but it takes a special type of crazy stupid to fall for such QAnon beliefs. (And that goes for MAGA morons with their five years and counting belief in the traitor trump con.) One must have a mental predisposition to be so easily duped for so long. QAnon beliefs don’t even pass the most basic test of rationality. The government is run by a satanic cult of Democrats who are also part of an international pedophile ring. Really?!?! Does that really make sense? It doesn’t pass the laugh test, but whatever. It’s called critical thinking, morons! I can’t with the stupid anymore. We should not be encouraging QAnon f***tards to return to society; in fact, we should be preventing them from breeding and breathing.
One last point. People who think QAnon will finally go away without traitor trump are just as f***ing stupid as QAnon followers. Look, morons. There is no way this pervasive conspiracy theory (and all of its derivatives) is going away. They have members of Congress believing this bat-sh*t-craziness for God f***ing sake. People elected these morns to office — on purpose. And there is no difference between Christians waiting two thousand years for Jesus to return and QAnon f***tards waiting for “The Storm,” both of which are never going to f***ing happen, but you can’t convince idiots of the truth of their absurd beliefs. Conspiracy theories and religion — the twin pillars of American stupidity! Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s never going to get smarter! Yeah, we’re doomed! The stupid never ends.
Traitorous Accomplices to the Domestic Terrorist Attack on the Capitol?
I have heard that many people are saying Facebook is to blame for helping to incite, coordinate, and foster domestic terrorist groups and QAnon conspiracy kooks that attacked the Capitol. I’m just wondering aloud. It smells true to me. Could be. Is it possible? I haven’t seen anything that suggests Facebook hasn’t contributed to the attacks on the Capitol. I’m just a concerned citizen asking questions! Welcome to stupid America. Apparently, Facebook stupid at this point, and that is just one notch improvement from a trump stupid America!
Another Traitor [T]rump Failure: ‘Operation Warp Speed’
From Politico, “In many ways, it was successful, living up to the highest expectations of its architects. The Trump administration did help deliver a pair of working vaccines in 2020, with more shots on the way. But the officials who expected to be taking a victory lap on distributing tens of millions of vaccine doses are instead being pressed to explain why the initiative appears to be limping to the finish.” What?!?! F*** me! This is just another example of f***tard journalists bending over backward to give traitor trump credit for nothing. I hate the MSM at times. Jesus-f***ing-Christ! Just call a moron, a moron! And a loser, a loser!
Look, morons! There are two phases to Operation Warp Speed. First, the development of the actual vaccine, which traitor trump and Warp Speed basically had no involvement, especially considering the first vaccine that came to market took no money from the American government. Pfizer’s efforts and accomplishments were entirely on their own merits. If any credit should be given to a government, then that would be Germany! Moreover, it’s not like traitor trump could have done anything to speed up the development of a vaccine. Every pharmaceutical company had every incentive — besides Warp Speed — to get vaccines to market fast! In fact, it was the implementation of a relatively new vaccine technology that allowed these early vaccines to be created so quickly, not “Operation Warp Speed!” In short, when it comes to making any vaccine, Warp Speed had almost no impact, except setting up contracts to buy doses, which apparently the traitor trump administration initially bought too few from the fastest company (Pfizer) and too many from the slowest company (Johnson and Johnson). So much for “warp speed!”
The second phase is distribution, in which Warp Speed has every bit of control. That’s where the actual failure of the traitor trump administration manifests. They promised tens of millions of dosages and inoculations. Fail! They promised to release the stockpile of vaccines — another lie. There was none! As usual, traitor trump, like everything with the pandemic, put the onus on the states so he could blame them for his inevitable failure. Look, f***tards! This pandemic is a national crisis that requires a federal, coordinated response. You know! Precisely that thing traitor trump is completely incompetent to handle. Whatever! Welcome to the dumbest country on the planet. Welcome to trump stupid America! We’re f***ed!
Sunday News Shows: RepubliKKKlans Are Unphased by the Domestic Terrorist Attack on the Capitol (Of Course)
I expected nothing less from treasonous RepubliKKKlans! Even when they try to do (or say) the right things, they still come off as apologists for traitor trump. All in all, this is just more proof that America is firmly in decline, f***tards. Four days after the domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol perpetrated by MAGA morons and incited by traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans are already making excuses while simultaneously demanding Democrats stop dividing the country by their calls for impeachment. I give up! I really, honestly just f***ing give up. How the f*** does the RepubliKKKlan Party keep winning any election anywhere, given their propensity to encourage the destruction of America and support for traitor trump? How? Oh, that’s right. I live in trump stupid America hell where nearly half of Americans love this guy. Yeah, America is so f***ed! Beyond hope, f***ed!
At best, I have watched or read about several RepubliKKKlans — many of which are either not currently in office (Chris Christie, Chris Krebs) or will not be seeking re-election (Sen. Toomey) — calling for traitor trump to be removed. Great?!?! And of those, most only want traitor trump to resign (Sen. Murkowski, Rep. Kinzinger) or for penis-loving Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment (various others). Seriously?!?! Wow! How f***ing brave of you f***tards for supporting options that are never going to happen — ever! Ugh! And at worst are those who just want to wait until 20 January. But then there is what most RepubliKKKlans are saying on the matter: Nothing! Crickets! Silence! All RepubliKKKlans can muster is complete silence on this grave matter — a rebellion against America’s government. Moreover, what RepubliKKKlans are calling for when they do speak up is for Democrats to heal the country by allowing traitor trump to end his presidency consequence-free, of course. It’s always Democrats’ fault for wanting to hold traitor trump and the RepubliKKKlan Party accountable. With a straight face, these morons call on Democrats to yield their principles in the name of healing and unifying the country! Never mind the last four years of traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans actively destroying America by advancing conspiracy theories and promoting violence against Democrats and democracy.
This is all nonsense. First, there is absolutely no reasoning or reconciling with MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans. None! Never! Second, these people are a cancer on society. Healing cannot begin until the cancer is excised! Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s the end of America, but people are too stupid to understand it. The cancer is everywhere!