Finally! Gun Reform — in Canada

According to Reuters, “Canada’s government introduced legislation Monday to implement a ‘national freeze’ on the sale and purchase of handguns as part of a gun control package that would also limit magazine capacities and ban some toys that look like guns. The new legislation, which resurrects some measures that were shelved last year amid a national election, comes just a week after a gunman killed 19 children and two teachers in their classroom in Uvalde, Texas.” Fan-f***ing-tastic! America has another f***ing mass slaughter of children, and Canada acts! Un-f***ing-believable!

Oh, but wait! Senators are good at doing something: Leaving DC. As Politico reminds readers, “Senators are long gone, headed home for the Memorial Day recess, but a group of nine senators say they’ll keep talking about potential legislation to prevent something horrifically and specifically American: deadly mass shootings.” Pathetic. This is why nothing changes, and you’re a fool to ever believe otherwise because I live in stupid hell. No matter, morons! All the same worthless, hateful, and gun-loving RepubliKKKlans will get re-elected as they always do. Nothing matters as long a people can keep re-electing their RepubliKKKlan death cult representatives. Welcome to stupid America! Always dumber than the day before last. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯