‘I Like the Dumb N***** Football Player’

As AlterNet reports, “Trump-endorsed Georgia Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate, Herschel Walker, revealed on Sunday that he is a science-denying religious extremist. Walker wrongly insisted the existence of apes dispels the scientific theory of evolution, and there was no Big Bang Theory. He attributes all of creation to God. ‘I tell you something else I heard – now think about this,’ Walker, very proudly, told the pastor of Georgia’s Sugar Hill Church, ‘at one time, science said, man came from apes.’ ‘Did it not?’ Walker, a former college and pro-football star asked, pointing at the audience. ‘Well, what is interesting though, if that is true, why are there still apes?’ ‘Think about it,’ Walker pressed [without any sense of irony]. … ‘So when God came and said, “Now let me create this.” And God created the Earth. And he put Adam and Eve there, and stuff [“and stuff” — I can’t].’”

So, what did one expect from a football player? I’m not going into the content of what he said because the stupid is incomprehensible, and it hurts my brain. The quote above demonstrates the quality of the candidate the RepubliKKKlan Party seeks to counter the eminently qualified and highly educated Reverend Dr. Warnock. Look, f***tards. There is only one reason why Walker is running for a Senate seat: He’s Black! Oh, but I suppose Walker possesses a few more added bonuses that make him the winning candidate in Georgia — one of the most racist states in the country, only bested by Mississippi. The upcoming Senate race between Warnock and Walker is relatively straightforward. The RepubliKKKlan Party decided it needed to counter a Black incumbent Senator with another Black contender, but not just any old Black guy. Oh, no! It has to be just the right kind of Georgia n*****. And let me be very clear about my vocabulary here: Democrats view Warnock as a Senator who is also Black, whereas RepubliKKKlans see Walker as their n***** who can take out the other n*****. Given the excerpt above, conservatives found their guy, who is sufficiently religious, stupid, athletic, and makes, obviously, flaky biscuits, while also not being — and this is extremely important — not being uppity because there is nothing that grinds on white southerners’ nerves more than an uppity n*****.

But wait! There is more! According to The Hill, “Warnock, who won a special election in 2021 and is now running for a full term, is supported by 45 percent of registered voters in the poll released Wednesday, while Walker is backed by 49 percent of voters.” You can’t make this stuff up! America! Too dumb to survive.

This is why enough RepubliKKKlans will show up to the polls to vote for Walker, and not enough Democrats will show up to vote for Warnock — because they can’t be bothered generally. Oh, sure. They did it once, so why can’t Warnock win again? Because it is head-to-head n*****s, and Georgia is still that state where stupidity and white supremacy reign supreme. In effect, the RepubliKKKlans have leveled the playing field so that the election is basically two whiteys on the ballot — one competent, capable Democrat and one stupid RepubliKKKlan jock. Georgians are literally going to show up at the polls and weigh the merits of two Black candidates, and the majority of Georgians are going to tell themselves, “I like the dumb n***** football player.” Mark my words, morons. Welcome to stupid America!