Welcome to Stupid America!

High-larious! So, white privileged and aggrieved billionaire douchebag Musk made a ridiculous offer to buy Twitter after smoking too much weed. Now, he’s having buyer’s remorse because he entered into a deal that sucks for him. You know since he’s a brilliant business “man” — more like a business baby. And he’s trying to get out of it! As CNN reports, “Elon Musk issued his most direct threat yet to walk away from his purchase of Twitter (TWTR) on Monday, openly accusing the social media company of breaching the merger agreement by not providing the data he has requested on spam and fake accounts. … In a separate securities filing, Twitter previously disclosed that Musk had waived a due diligence clause in the deal that could have made it easier for him to back out of the agreement; without it, Musk could face a tougher climb, and the prospect of litigation.”

Musk is trying to blame Twitter for some stupid “material breach” so he can get out of his own stupidity because he waived due diligence. He waived protections in the deal that would have ensured a thorough and complete review of the acquisition before closing. That is to say, he failed to look under the hood and kick the tires because he’s a f***ing moron, and now he’s about to buy a f***ing lemon. And these “analysts” who keep defending Musk’s antics as being some negotiating tactic to reduce the purchase price are f***ing morons. Twitter has Musk right where they want him. Either they unload this company of bad assets, which it is, or Musk gives them a $1 billion payday, which, if he fights, he’ll lose in court. But whatever! This guy is supposed to be a genius. His wealth only proves that a**holes come in all tax brackets. It’s inconceivable that douchebag Musk is considered an American icon of entrepreneurship. He’s just like the rest of all those white, wealthy, male douchebags. He’s a man-baby who pouts and whines when he can’t get his way or when his water bong is empty. Welcome to stupid America. We worship morons here!

So! The January 6 Committee will begin public hearings this week to lay out their case to the public as to how and why Americans should take seriously the January 6 insurrection against the country. Democrats even plan to televise some hearings during prime time hours! Oooooh! I can’t wait for this captivating drama. I can’t wait! How’s my popcorn supply? Do I need to stock up to enjoy Democrats telling their story with pizzazz and gusto? I can’t wait for Democrats to entice a very eager and waiting-with-baited-breath public with the truth about how America’s government nearly failed 18 months ago. I can’t wait for the excitement and outrage that will rush over the citizenry as they learn just how close we came to the end of America’s democracy. To be sure, this is going to be most see T.V. Ummm! Not!

These public hearings are going to be a disaster! I predict the same big fail this time for dumbass Democrats as I did with the Mueller hearings. I correctly predicted the Mueller hearings would be an epic fail, and I’m doing the same now for the January 6 sh*tshow. I was right then — of course — I’m going to be right this time. Look, morons! One needs to ask and understand, What is the purpose of these hearings? What does the committee hope to accomplish? They are hoping that presenting a “cohesive” “narrative” with new “bombshell” revelations is going to make a difference. Well, I’m telling you right now that it won’t because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America!

I don’t know how many times I have to keep telling the f***tards out there, but Americans don’t care. Those on the right will never believe traitor trump did anything wrong, and those on the left already know the truth. The “gettable” middle is the target audience for the committee hearings. That “gettable” middle does not exist, idiots! Whoever these people Democrats think they can get are checked out and will not watch. They just don’t care. If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a thousand times. America is simply too stupid and too apathetic to survive. Democracy takes work and a knowledgeable voter base. America has very little of either. On top of that, Americans have little desire to keep democracy. Welcome to stupid America. Not even this sh*tshow will be entertaining enough for the idiot masses.

Douchebag Musk is proof that a man-baby can be a billionaire. According to Yahoo!, “Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk told top managers he had a ‘super bad feeling’ about the economy and that the electric carmaker needed to cut staff by about 10%, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.” “Super bad feeling.” Wow! Pothead says what? Seriously, these are the enlightened words of the world’s richest person. His “educated” and well-reason evaluation of the state of the world economy coupled with his industry expertise boils down to a “bad” “feeling” punctuated with the word “super.” This is on top of douchebag Musk’s previous letter, which basically said work no less than 40 hours in your office or you’re fired. “You’re fired!” Sound familiar?

Man-baby billionaires (e.g., Musk and traitor trump) and the morns who worship them are a complete mystery to me. How or why these people are role models when all they do is exude churlish and childish behavior is incomprehensible to me. Then, again, if I remind myself by looking around America, everything makes sense to me. A**holes of America love other billionaire a**holes because, for unknown reasons, the morons and dregs of society feel some kinship with these uber-rich douchebags, who in turn look upon the commoners with disdain, but Americans love it. MAGA morons and like love to feel abused as long as they can think of themselves as being “killers” like those successful douchebag billionaires. Musk and traitor trump are just one of the good old boys. Welcome to stupid America, where everyone thinks their wealth worthy.

No place in Ameerica is safe from gun violence. No where! Not in elementary schools, high schools, nor college campuses. Not in churches, synagogs, nor mosques. Not in a nightclub nor at an out door concert. It is not safe at a grocery store, a Walmart, and a McDonald’s. Nor is it safe at movie theaters. Not even at military bases. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯