Welcome to Stupid America!

I watched a “Florida Man” interview on MSNBC yesterday, and it reinforced an inescapable truth: Biden is f***ed because Americans are f***ig G.D. morons of the highest f***ing order. Allow me to recall and paraphrase the particulars of an MSNBC man-on-the-street interview. Picture it: A warm, partly cloudy day in the early afternoon at a Flordia gas station. Of course, the backdrop is a gas station because, according to the MSM, the price of gas is the one and only metric of Biden’s “failing” economy. The correspondent approaches the waiting man pumping gas with his daughter in arm — that natural and much-needed extra touch of humanity for the viewers. The correspondent discusses the state of the economy and inflation accompanied by more blah, blah, blah stupid speak. I’ll cut to the chase, paraphrasing in the recounting, but the gist is accurate enough to make my point. The reporter asks Florida Man who is to blame for the high gas prices (because someone always has to be blamed) and if it would impact his midterm vote. Florida Man says the blame comes from “the top.” And, yes, gas prices will change who he votes for because Florida Man noted that gas prices are high “now” but weren’t under the “last administration.” Ugh! Un-f***ing-believable! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t with the stupid anymore. It f***ing hurts. I hate the stupid, and I hate stupid people. This Florida Man is precisely the example of “analysis” I predicted in previous posts (e.g., Idiocracy and Inflation). Yes, yes! I know that one Florida Man is not statistically meaningful, and one cannot extrapolate what a single person believes to the whole. Yet, it sure is curious that a news reporter who — I assume — approached someone at random to reflect on his views about inflation picks a person that basically epitomizes what I foresaw months ago about how people “think” about inflation and the economy.

Again, what have I been saying forever? Americans don’t know jack-sh*t about the economy. Morons of America look at gas prices and think they understand how the economy works. They look at their credit card and bank statements and think they apprehend national fiscal policy. They see the car cup holder filled with loose change that they can’t get rid of and think they have a deep understanding of U.S. monetary policy. They happen to notice the “Made in China” sticker on the back of any given tchotchke they buy at Walmart and think they fathom U.S. trade policy and the trade deficit. They comprehend nothing, yet their bedrock “analysis” of the economy and who is to blame is kindergarten-like word association. High gas prices — Biden bad! Low gas prices — traitor trump good! F*** me! I can’t with the m*****f***ing stupid anymore. This is why Biden is f***ed in the midterms and the next presidential election because America — stupid.

Moreover, America is unlearnable. There is no way Biden or any other army of T.V. economists can educate the illiterate masses. How can you enlighten a citizenry that thinks Biden sits in the White House pushing a button that says “increase gas prices”? People think there is a straight line between inflation and the administration in power. Never mind Russia’s illegal war. Never mind COVID. Never mind supply chain interruptions. Never mind low unemployment. Never mind dozens of other factors directly impacting economic vicissitudes that people don’t readily understand. Never mind that people still live as if inflation is not happening. Never mind any of it, for the one person who is impacting inflation the most is the person in the m*****f***ing mirror — not Joseph R. Biden! People b*tch and blame Biden for inflation but refuse to adjust their behavior. Whatever! None of it matters because Florida Man! I can’t! Welcome to stupid America! Too stupid to survive.

Reporting by Axios, “Henry ‘Enrique’ Tarrio, a leader of the right-wing extremist Proud Boys group, has been indicted on new charges of seditious conspiracy for his role in the deadly Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection. … [The indictment] alleges that between December 2020 and January 2021, Tarrio and the other members ‘did knowingly conspire, confederate, and agree with other persons … to oppose by force’ the authority of the U.S. government and looked to ‘prevent, hinder, and delay the execution of any law of the United States’ by force.”

Eh, so what? Who cares? I mean, are we supposed to be surprised. Am I surprised the DOJ is actually making a de minimis effort to save democracy? Yes. Of course, the DOJ is still dealing with the small fish when it comes to prosecuting those who sought (and still seek) to overthrow the government. Garland, being the worthless P.O.S. that he is, will never go after traitor trump, and in so doing, he is paving the way to the traitor’s re-election, for what does not kill the orange man only makes him stronger. While the MSM falls all over themselves with this “breaking news” and quixotic legal “experts” claim the imperative significance of this development, the indictments mean nothing. Absolutely nothing. This is not the next rung up the ladder to the chief seditionist, for traitor trump is beyond reproach. It’s never going to happen, f***tards. The Proud Boys is as far as the ladder reaches because Garland is too weak to climb any further. Welcome to stupid America!

High-larious! So, white privileged and aggrieved billionaire douchebag Musk made a ridiculous offer to buy Twitter after smoking too much weed. Now, he’s having buyer’s remorse because he entered into a deal that sucks for him. You know since he’s a brilliant business “man” — more like a business baby. And he’s trying to get out of it! As CNN reports, “Elon Musk issued his most direct threat yet to walk away from his purchase of Twitter (TWTR) on Monday, openly accusing the social media company of breaching the merger agreement by not providing the data he has requested on spam and fake accounts. … In a separate securities filing, Twitter previously disclosed that Musk had waived a due diligence clause in the deal that could have made it easier for him to back out of the agreement; without it, Musk could face a tougher climb, and the prospect of litigation.”

Musk is trying to blame Twitter for some stupid “material breach” so he can get out of his own stupidity because he waived due diligence. He waived protections in the deal that would have ensured a thorough and complete review of the acquisition before closing. That is to say, he failed to look under the hood and kick the tires because he’s a f***ing moron, and now he’s about to buy a f***ing lemon. And these “analysts” who keep defending Musk’s antics as being some negotiating tactic to reduce the purchase price are f***ing morons. Twitter has Musk right where they want him. Either they unload this company of bad assets, which it is, or Musk gives them a $1 billion payday, which, if he fights, he’ll lose in court. But whatever! This guy is supposed to be a genius. His wealth only proves that a**holes come in all tax brackets. It’s inconceivable that douchebag Musk is considered an American icon of entrepreneurship. He’s just like the rest of all those white, wealthy, male douchebags. He’s a man-baby who pouts and whines when he can’t get his way or when his water bong is empty. Welcome to stupid America. We worship morons here!

So! The January 6 Committee will begin public hearings this week to lay out their case to the public as to how and why Americans should take seriously the January 6 insurrection against the country. Democrats even plan to televise some hearings during prime time hours! Oooooh! I can’t wait for this captivating drama. I can’t wait! How’s my popcorn supply? Do I need to stock up to enjoy Democrats telling their story with pizzazz and gusto? I can’t wait for Democrats to entice a very eager and waiting-with-baited-breath public with the truth about how America’s government nearly failed 18 months ago. I can’t wait for the excitement and outrage that will rush over the citizenry as they learn just how close we came to the end of America’s democracy. To be sure, this is going to be most see T.V. Ummm! Not!

These public hearings are going to be a disaster! I predict the same big fail this time for dumbass Democrats as I did with the Mueller hearings. I correctly predicted the Mueller hearings would be an epic fail, and I’m doing the same now for the January 6 sh*tshow. I was right then — of course — I’m going to be right this time. Look, morons! One needs to ask and understand, What is the purpose of these hearings? What does the committee hope to accomplish? They are hoping that presenting a “cohesive” “narrative” with new “bombshell” revelations is going to make a difference. Well, I’m telling you right now that it won’t because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America!

I don’t know how many times I have to keep telling the f***tards out there, but Americans don’t care. Those on the right will never believe traitor trump did anything wrong, and those on the left already know the truth. The “gettable” middle is the target audience for the committee hearings. That “gettable” middle does not exist, idiots! Whoever these people Democrats think they can get are checked out and will not watch. They just don’t care. If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a thousand times. America is simply too stupid and too apathetic to survive. Democracy takes work and a knowledgeable voter base. America has very little of either. On top of that, Americans have little desire to keep democracy. Welcome to stupid America. Not even this sh*tshow will be entertaining enough for the idiot masses.

Douchebag Musk is proof that a man-baby can be a billionaire. According to Yahoo!, “Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk told top managers he had a ‘super bad feeling’ about the economy and that the electric carmaker needed to cut staff by about 10%, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.” “Super bad feeling.” Wow! Pothead says what? Seriously, these are the enlightened words of the world’s richest person. His “educated” and well-reason evaluation of the state of the world economy coupled with his industry expertise boils down to a “bad” “feeling” punctuated with the word “super.” This is on top of douchebag Musk’s previous letter, which basically said work no less than 40 hours in your office or you’re fired. “You’re fired!” Sound familiar?

Man-baby billionaires (e.g., Musk and traitor trump) and the morns who worship them are a complete mystery to me. How or why these people are role models when all they do is exude churlish and childish behavior is incomprehensible to me. Then, again, if I remind myself by looking around America, everything makes sense to me. A**holes of America love other billionaire a**holes because, for unknown reasons, the morons and dregs of society feel some kinship with these uber-rich douchebags, who in turn look upon the commoners with disdain, but Americans love it. MAGA morons and like love to feel abused as long as they can think of themselves as being “killers” like those successful douchebag billionaires. Musk and traitor trump are just one of the good old boys. Welcome to stupid America, where everyone thinks their wealth worthy.

No place in Ameerica is safe from gun violence. No where! Not in elementary schools, high schools, nor college campuses. Not in churches, synagogs, nor mosques. Not in a nightclub nor at an out door concert. It is not safe at a grocery store, a Walmart, and a McDonald’s. Nor is it safe at movie theaters. Not even at military bases. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯