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Well, this line graph tells you everything you need to know. The Uvalde turkey shoot gained much immediate attention but waned quickly compared to the Parkland massacre. I wonder why that could be? Any guesses? Does anyone out there have a guess as to why interest peaked so quickly in the woes of this southern Texas town? Anyone at all? Any guesses? No one? No one out there has a guess? Well, I think the answer is obvious and glaring. It’s because they’re brown! The kids are brown. The parents are brown. The town is brown. Yes, of course. Don’t you morons know? Little brown kids getting killed is less interesting than teenage white kids getting killed. It’s the brown people, stupid. And don’t even get me started about the Buffalo killings. No one cared about that tragedy because whitey America thought that “incident” was part of population control.

The lack of interest evinced by the graph above is precisely why there will be no change in gun laws. No one in this country cares. America is too stupid to care. Welcome to stupid America! Too dumb to survive — mass shootings and a sh*thole country.

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Finally! Gun Reform — in Canada

According to Reuters, “Canada’s government introduced legislation Monday to implement a ‘national freeze’ on the sale and purchase of handguns as part of a gun control package that would also limit magazine capacities and ban some toys that look like guns. The new legislation, which resurrects some measures that were shelved last year amid a national election, comes just a week after a gunman killed 19 children and two teachers in their classroom in Uvalde, Texas.” Fan-f***ing-tastic! America has another f***ing mass slaughter of children, and Canada acts! Un-f***ing-believable!

Oh, but wait! Senators are good at doing something: Leaving DC. As Politico reminds readers, “Senators are long gone, headed home for the Memorial Day recess, but a group of nine senators say they’ll keep talking about potential legislation to prevent something horrifically and specifically American: deadly mass shootings.” Pathetic. This is why nothing changes, and you’re a fool to ever believe otherwise because I live in stupid hell. No matter, morons! All the same worthless, hateful, and gun-loving RepubliKKKlans will get re-elected as they always do. Nothing matters as long a people can keep re-electing their RepubliKKKlan death cult representatives. Welcome to stupid America! Always dumber than the day before last. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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N.R.A.: Not Real Americans

These Not Real Americans members are baby killers. If you’re a member of N.R.A., then do humanity a favor by taking your Second Amendment right, sticking it in your mouth, and pulling the m*****f***ing trigger. Full stop! Their convention was an assemblage of anti-Amerian morons who worship guns and hate everyone else in the country who are not gun nuts. They are a cancer on society, for America is a dying nation — literally and figuratively. And Americans love it! Mark my words, morons. Nothing will change because deep down inside Americans want the killing and chaos. Welcome to stupid America

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Putin Taps Geriatrics to Fight in Ukraine

Russia is starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for recruits. According to the BBC, “President Vladimir Putin has signed a law enabling people over 40 to enlist for the armed forces. They are expected to be people of normal working age. Previously the army had age limits of 18-40 years for Russians and 18-30 for foreigners. … Ukrainian and Western military experts say Russia has suffered heavy losses in the war: about 30,000 killed, according to Ukraine, while the UK government estimates the toll at about 15,000.” Make no mistake, people. A nation does not suddenly open up the recruiting age if there are no underlying issues. Ukraine seems to be killing a lot of Russian, quickly. Let’s also be clear about something: Starting in the military above the age of 40 is like recruiting geriatrics. Wow! Embarrassed much!

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Douchebag Governor Abbott of Sh*thole Texas

I listened to douchebag Abbott’s press conference, and it was all lies and theatre. The theatre was him parading the heads of state departments to convey the services offered to victims’ families as if the state of Texas is now the caring start. Lies and B.S.! Please! This entire state is run by heartless RepubliKKKlan killers who don’t give one G.D. f*** about the welfare and safety of the citizens. This is a state that’s run by a political party that cares more about the Second Amendment than the people. It’s guns above all else as they take money away from mental health services and Medicaid.

The lies were everything else that came out of Abbott’s mouth. He says he’s open to new laws and that the status quo cannot continue. But he won’t call a special session of the state legislature to change one G.D. thing. Remember, this state legislature, otherwise, meets every two years. Trust me! They are in no hurry to convene to discuss or change anything. His most egregious statement was refusing to blame sales of AR-15s, which he cleverly and euphemistically calls a “long gun.” Yes, a long gun is a general classification term, which basically means everything other than a handgun. He says long gun so that people think of a rifle or a shotgun for hunting game. The subterfuge is intentional. Then he suggests that long guns are not the problem because 18-year-olds have been able to buy such guns for over 150 years. He casually wants you to think that 18-year-olds have been buying AR-15s since before Texas statehood without any issues until recently, so the gun is not the problem. Un-f***ing-believable! For those morons that missed his bait-and-switch logic, AR-15s have only been around since the mid-20th century.

Douchbag Abbott also wants you to believe that all this gun violence is a phenomenon of the 21st-century. Perhaps he needs a reminder of the 1966 University of Texas tower shooting where 14 people were killed, and the gunman used — wait for it … wait for it — a long gun! Actually, several long guns. So, Texas has been a sh*thole state for a long while, and it’s only gotten worse the redder the state becomes because RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks want all non-WASPs dead. It’s really not that complicated.

But whatever. Douchebag Abbott is a moron who governs a state full of like-minded morons. Of course, Uvalde is just the latest in a long list of gun tragedies that started in 1966. And with each gun massacre, nothing changes for the better! Looser gun laws have definitely changed! More guns everywhere and for anyone. Yet, Texas f***tards keep re-electing the same lawmakers who do nothing or make things worse. I have no doubt Abbott will get re-elected because deep, deep down in the recesses of the evil hearts that inhabit the voters of Texas, they will vote for no change, and RepubliKKKlans will continue to rule in the sh*thole state because no one cares. Do not be fooled by the protests you see at the NRA convention. No matter how large the crowds, they will never be large enough because the pro-death gun cult will always be greater, for the cult thrives on being in a perpetual state of fear, and it is fear that motivates them to the polls. Mark my words, idiots! Nothing ever changes because people don’t vote except those who desire the gun cult. We get the government we deserve and desire! Welcome to stupid America! A sh*thole country.

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Uvalde S.W.A.T. Team of Cowards

These people should immediately be fired! They are an embarrassment to first responders. If anything, they were the last responders who waited for an hour to move in on an active shooter in an elementary school. Oh, wait. Actually, it was the Border Patrol Tactical Unit who breached the classroom door and killed the gunman. So, those guys above were completely missing in action. Apparently, they just want to “play” cops and robbers (killers). They just want to look good in their duds, brandish their guns, and brag about being on the “S.W.A.T.” team. Nine “trained” adult cops were scared off by one kid! Pathetic. Maybe the team should be put on suicide watch. I mean, if I had the weight of 19 murdered children on my head, I don’t think I could continue.

Don’t take my word for it. Axios reports, “Steven McCraw, director of Texas Department of Public Safety, said Friday that the commander on scene during the Uvalde, Texas, elementary school mass shooting made ‘the wrong decision’ by not breaching the classrooms where the gunman was with students and teachers sooner.” The head of sh*thole Texas’s “Department of Public Safety” said as much. And by “public safety,” that means all Texans should arm up and conceal carry everywhere because what could possibly go wrong in that sh*thole state? McCraw should be fired, too. But Texans love their macho gunslinging cowboy police because FREEDOM! Freedom to die they mean!

Wake up, people! Wake the f*** up! Cops are not going to save you! They’re too busy standing around waiting for all the victims to die first! RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks want more guns on the streets, and they want citizens to have better equipment than the cops. RepubliKKKlans et al. want you dead. Are you guys going to just sit there and take it, or will you rise up? Welcome to stupid America, where American exceptionalism means exceptionally stupid and exceptionally high death rate of children by guns. Fan-f***ing-tastic!

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‘It Feels Different’

OMG! Kill me now with this f***ing B.S. “It feels different” is the death knell for change. Newsweek reports, “Democratic Senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia on Thursday suggested he could be easing up on his stance regarding gun laws following Tuesday’s mass shooting at a school in Uvalde, Texas. Alayna Treene, a congressional reporter for Axios, wrote on Twitter that Manchin told reporters: ‘It feels different right now.’ Manchin is part of a bipartisan group of senators who met on Thursday to discuss gun reform. The talks occurred in the wake of the shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde [emphasis added].” Allow me to provide other examples of when it felt different, yet nothing happened. It always feels different until it doesn’t, which is every time.

2021: “In the wake of another mass shooting that took the lives of 10 people in a supermarket in Boulder, Colo., on Monday, members of the U.S. Senate’s Judiciary Committee called for solutions to the persistent problem of gun violence in America. ‘This time feels different,’ Blumenthal said. ‘The dawn of a new era with a president completely committed to gun violence prevention. And I know from having heard him privately and publicly that he shares this passion; so do majorities, now, in the House and the Senate [emphasis added].’”

2018: “Since the fatal shooting of seventeen students and staff members last month at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, in Parkland, Florida, advocates of stricter gun laws have been asking that question, with the wary hopefulness of people who, time and again, have seen such turning points lead nowhere. This moment does feel different, though, largely because the teen-age survivors of the Parkland shooting have commanded the national stage with their raw and righteous indignation [emphasis added].”

2013: “That’s why we wanted to lend our voices in support of the Assault Weapons Ban of 201 (S. 150). This bill will prohibit the sale, manufacture, transfer and importation of 157 of the most commonly-owned military-style assault weapons. It also bans large-capacity magazines and other ammunition feeding devices that hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition. These are important steps in the right direction. ‘With the deaths of the children and school staff, this time feels different to me. Homes with guns in them have three times more fatalities than those without. I feel that if my dad hadn’t had a shotgun, my brother would not have killed himself [emphasis added].’”

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‘Feral Pigs’

RepubliKKKlan Feral Pig Louisiana Sen. Bill Cassidy. AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite.

Feral pigs! Children die for feral pigs, but not just any ole feral pigs. No! feral pigs that apparently must be taken out with an AR-15. According to the Insider, “Louisiana Sen. Bill Cassidy this week said that he thought people still needed assault weapons to kill ‘feral pigs,’ inadvertently echoing an old meme about gun control. … ‘If you talk to the people that own it, killing feral pigs in the, whatever, the middle of Louisiana. They’ll wonder: “Why would you take it away from me?”’ Cassidy told Vice. ‘I’m law abiding, I’ve never done anything, I use it to kill feral pigs. The action of a criminal deprives me of my right,’ the senator added.”

There you have it, f***tards! For the guns! For the feral pigs! But the pigs! Guns over pigs! Pigs over children! America is done. It’s just f***ing done. There is no f***ing way a country that elects a Senator more concerned about feral pigs than children can survive. It! Just! F***ing! Can’t! America is too stupid and too uninterested to save itself from itself. Oh, well. I know that I keep saying it, but the countless examples keep piling up, like dead children. If you have ever voted for a RepubliKKKlan, then you are a murderer. Full stop! No exceptions! Welcome to stupid America — a country overrun by feral pigs, including those with four legs.

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Sh*thole Texas Police Are Incompetent and Liars

Vanessa Taylor writes in the MIC, “On Thursday, authorities confirmed they’re reviewing the police response in Uvalde. These types of reviews are standard, but it’s ‘intensified in this case,’ per Austin Statesman reporter Tony Plohetski, due to discrepancies in officials’ statements about what cops were doing and when. Regardless of what the review finds, Tuesday’s shooting highlighted what many already knew: Policing is woefully, evilly inadequate when it comes to keeping people safe. Officers can’t be trusted as impartial sources — we’ve known this for a while — and no agency is going to outright admit its callousness and incompetency right after 19 kids are killed. It’s never been more clear that good guys with guns are not the solution to stopping shootings. They can feel sorry for themselves though: One Texas DPS official lamented Thursday that investigators had to work the Uvalde case rather than be with their families. ‘I’m a father. I can’t go home tonight and hug my kids. That hurts,’ he said, in a press conference about the deaths of 19 other children whose family members will never see them again, likely in part because of police inaction.”

Clearly, sh*thole Texas police have no idea what they’re f***ing doing. It’s problematic to foist a cover-up on the public without looking incompetent and lying in the process. That is precisely what they’re doing! Do not be fooled by those who claim the “fog of war” is confusing the timeline and their presentations. Texas law enforcement offers information via press conferences of lies according to their schedule. There is no reason to be unprepared unless, of course, the intention is to deceive, which appears to be the purpose with each new revelation. All these sh*thole Texas police agencies are covering up and backtracking as they go along to ensure they present themselves in the best, most “courageous” light because they’re Texans! They’re the “good guys with guns” who basically stood by and did nothing unless you consider standing around for an hour waiting for federal forces to step in while injured children die as “doing” something. I expected nothing less from a RepubliKKKlan state! Isn’t this one of those “law and order” states? Cowards, incompetent, and liars! Welcome to stupid Texas — The Come Kill Me! state.

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Biden Is a Complete F***ing Failure

I am done! I’m f***ing done! I’ll vote for him if there is no better choice, but I give up on this guy. I’m exasperated, and I’ve reached my limit. I was cutting him slack for his leadership on Ukraine, but domestically with this Uvalde massacre, he’s just MIA. Politico has a piece that sums up my feelings aptly. I quote from the article at length, “[Biden’s] refused to chastise Republicans explicitly for standing in the way of passing new gun laws and has given no outward indication of a type of bill he’d like to see pushed. Instead, he’s allowed Senate Democrats to set the tone of the public debate while he offers comfort to the families of victims and explores his options. The approach has left some in the advocacy world nervous and wondering why the most powerful man in the country isn’t adequately using the bully pulpit on such an emotionally wrought issue. ‘He can’t just be the “eulogizer in chief.” He also needs to put the full force of his office into the legislative process. Otherwise it will seem like he’s lost hope.’ said Peter Ambler, executive director for the gun safety group Giffords. ‘I think he can have an impact if he and the whole White House swing into action.’… To many gun safety activists tired of watching political foot-dragging following every horrific mass shooting, Biden’s response has felt less strategic and more like a leadership vacuum. They also question the wisdom of waiting for Congress to act — pointing to Republican intransigence and past failed attempts at bipartisanship on gun legislation — and are perplexed as to why the White House would show so much deference to Capitol Hill on guns when the president has been willing to put himself out there on other high-profile issues.”

Bingo! The article just f***ing nailed it. There is no leadership. There is no urgency. There is no sustained rage. He’s already peaked. We’ve already seen his maximum outrage in some short “why does this keep happening” speech. It’s just the same ole, same ole. Steady as she goes. Biden is hopelessly lost in another century where RepubliKKKlans used to work with Democrats. He still hasn’t learned those days are long gone. Biden is weak and lacks the ruthlessness to meet the challenge of RepubliKKKlan recalcitrance. I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. It pains me to say the following because I thought the people were unfairly punishing Biden over the economy and other failings he cannot control, but given his manifestly pathetic response to 19 dead children, I think the public has judged his job performance correctly. If he doesn’t do more now, then I see his job approval dipping lower. And, yes. I wrote to Biden telling him as much because I’m f***ing p*ssed off beyond belief! In fact, I told him not to run for re-election; he’ll hand traitor trump the White House if he does. We get the government we deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America!