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RepubliKKKlans

19 Children Shot Dead in Sh*thole Texas — Eh!

Breaking from NBC News, “Fourteen [Nineteen] students and one teacher were killed in a shooting Tuesday morning at a Texas elementary school, Gov. Greg Abbott said. The suspected shooter, who might have had a handgun and rifle, was fatally wounded by responding law enforcement, he said.” Innocents killed! Un-f***ing-believable.

Eh, so what? Seriously? So what? Who cares? I honestly want to know who cares anymore about another massacre of children in America? I’ll tell you who doesn’t care: Americans! Look in the mirror! See the reflection? That person does not care. How can I make such a bold — honest — statement? Because this type of sh*t keeps happening over and over. Nothing ever changes. If anything, RepubliKKKlans want more guns on the streets, and Texas is a prime example of this mentality. And SCOTUS, when it rules on New York State Rifle & Pistol Association Inc. v. Bruen in June, will make everything worse. Yet, not a single person will vote for politicians to change anything. The only conclusion is that Americans love the carnage and violence. Americans are addicted and bored, so this will make good news coverage for a few days. This is exactly the country Americans want to live in because FREEDOM! I’m tired of listening to experts opine about what politicians and legislatures will do to control guns because the answer is always the same: Not a single G.D. thing! And Americans like it that way. Every single RepubliKKKlan is a murderer. Welcome to stupid America — the dumbest country on the planet that actually doesn’t mind the mass murders. F*** America! We get precisely the government we deserve and desire. I can’t wait for nothing to change. Oh, I almost forgot: “Thoughts and prays.” (Worthless.) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Politics

This Guy Is Still Alive?

Attribution: Chip Somodevilla, Getty Images

Jesus-f***ing-Christ-on-the-Cross. Why hasn’t Kissinger dropped dead yet? Newsweek reports, “Former secretary of state Henry Kissinger has said Ukraine should accept giving up part of its territory to reach a peace deal with Russia, and end the now three-month-long war immediately. Talking at the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, Switzerland, on Monday, 98-year-old Kissinger said that failing to restart negotiations with Russia and continuing to antagonize Moscow could have disastrous consequences for Europe’s stability in the long term.”

What an a**hole! Seriously! I just love this especially old and decrepit Nixon-era holdover telling another nation what it should do. Kissinger is a Putin-lover. And as a Jewish refugee from Nazi Germany, he probably would have been a Hitler-lover if not for his race. Full stop! In fact, anyone who says Ukraine should just give up their territory to appease Russia in the name of European security is not only a Putin-lover but an abject moron who, apparently, has no understanding of 20th-century European history. Allied nations tried appeasement once already, and it was a disaster. Yet, we have an “esteemed” and “experienced” diplomat and politician — i.e., Kissinger — recommending precisely that. Christ! Kissinger, drop dead, you old piece of sh*t! Your Realpolitik advice is just as worthless now as it was when you were advising Nixon. Welcome to stupid America!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Moron Stunned Into Silence

Idiot RepubliKKKlan “Ultra” MAGA Conservative Martin

Fantastic! The focus group of MAGA morons is back! I just love watching these things when they’re not boiling my blood! I’ve been watching these segments on “Morning Joe” of Georgia voters. Naturally, I am never disappointed by the abject stupidity that defines RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. They prove themselves with every syllable uttered. Of course, this one idiot regurgitated all the moronic arguments as to why the January 6 insurrection attempt was not traitor trump’s or RepubliKKKlans’ fault: It was Antifa! Un-f***ing-believable! They never learn. It’s always the same with these morons. The bogyman did it; we would never. Needless to say, it was supremely gratifying when the moderator asked that if it was Antifa, why didn’t traitor trump do something about it? The man-moron Martin was literally stunned into silence. The problem with all these f***tards is that they lack critical thinking skills, so they fail to ruminate on issues. Instead, they just blindly ape what they hear from their fellow idiot conservative brethren. Consequently, when someone asks a logical question as a retort, they are completely flummoxed. The few brain cells that they have start to short circuit, and they lose speaking function. If you watch all the segments, then you will witness the incomprehensible stupidity that pervades this country, specifically on the RepubliKKKlan side. America is so stupid that it cannot be undone! We are so f***ed!

I will concede one surprising point. A couple of what I perceived to be the more conservative members of the focus group actually supported keeping Roe. One woman — not in the linked clip — actually said, “my body, my choice.” Wow! She honestly applied the standard correctly! Astonishing! Even a broken clock is correct twice a day. Naturally, none of these people’s votes will be swayed by the impending demise of Roe because in another segment — also not linked — one participant echoed what the rest were thinking: Any RepubliKKKlan candidate — Herschel Walker — is better than any Democrat. Welcome to stupid America! It’s too stupid to survive.

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Evil Evangelicals Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Evil Evangelicals Should Be Shot!

Jesus F***tard Kandiss Taylor

My head is about to explode! This is why I absolutely hate religious people — all of them. Religious zealots are the most disgusting people on the planet. Everything they claim about love is a lie. I mean, just look at the signage on the side of the witch’s campaign bus. Seriously? Jesus and guns literally in the same breath, and then guns and babies in the next breath. I thought the RepubliKKKlan Party was the pro-life party. Oh, right, the mantra is love the fetus and hate the baby. Once the baby is out of the womb, then good luck. Train your baby to love Jesus and carry a gun to kill those you are supposed to “love.” Moreover, her “I’m the ONE you’ve been waiting for!” smacks of blasphemy. This see you next Tuesday Taylor is a blasphemer! I thought this was the religious, moral majority party. It is absolutely mindblowing that for all the warnings Jesus advised about following false prophets, these f***tards are the first ones to line up behind every false, corrupt, and hateful religious leader who misunderstands Jesus at every instance. I can’t with the stupid anymore. I just f***ing can’t!

But wait! There is more! Speaking of the party of family values. According to Christianity Today, “Armed with a secret list of more than 700 abusive pastors, Southern Baptist leaders chose to protect the denomination from lawsuits rather than protect the people in their churches from further abuse. Survivors, advocates, and some Southern Baptists themselves spent more than 15 years calling for ways to keep sexual predators from moving quietly from one flock to another.” But whatever. There are really no new sentiments I can convey that I have not already done so in other posts. Suffice it to say, these people are the vilest in our society. They are a cancer, and they should be exterminated, but this is stupid America. We like the religious hypocrisy and craziness here because people are too stupid to understand anything contrary. Religiosity is taking over and destroying America! The country is simply too stupid to survive!

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International Indigestion

Why Haven’t We Ended Russia Yet?

Yes! Yes! I’m being a back seat general, and I am being impatient, especially since I did not expect the West to hold together for so long and for Ukraine to outperform Russia. But now that Russia has clearly proved itself a second-rate power, why hasn’t the West ended Russia? Seriously! Now is the time to destroy the nation. Either the people can replace Putin, or we will. I’m tired of waiting! End Russia now! Russia and Russians obviously do not want to be a part of a world with stable, functioning nations; instead, they want to constantly stir the pot. We cannot have that! Make it a satellite state of the EU and the USA; Russia has many natural resources and good soil to grow food for the West. Consider it lebensraum Western-style.

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Climate Change: No One Cares

An excellent three-part series on Frontline titled “The Power of Big Oil: Denial, Doubt, Delay” is beyond infuriating to watch. Although nothing the documentary covers is new to me, as I have lived through just about all the history of climate change in America, it is a fantastic primer for the uninitiated and a grim reminder that humanity really has f***ed itself, that RepubliKKKlans single-handedly ushered in the demise of the planet, and that, of course, no one cares. I’m sure people are tired of me regurgitating my “no one cares” mantra. Still, all one needs to do is look around them, witness the current political environment of America, and recall its not-so-distant political past to understand that no matter how bad things become, nothing ever changes for the better. Hence, if awful circumstances persist, then what else am I to conclude except that people just don’t f***ing care. They! Do! Not! Watch the series to convince yourself.

If you think America’s backsliding with regard to civil rights, elections, democracy, and race relations is a recent phenomenon, then don’t kid yourself. When it comes to climate change, America has been backsliding for decades. Climate change is yet one more political issue voters claim to care about, yet they continue to vote for the RepubliKKKlan Party, which thinks it’s all a hoax — traitor trump. And, naturally, dumbass Democrats have been nothing but a bunch of f***ing weak p*ssies in the face of RepubliKKKlan propaganda and political ruthlessness. Whatever! As I’ve said countless times, it’s already too late, morons. We are beyond the tipping point. Despite scientists’ efforts to sound the alarm on climate change for the last 40 years, they have always been behind the eightball with their projections; climate scientists thought they were being conservative by overestimating their dire predictions, but reality seems to prove that the scientific consensus was always a bit too sanguine. And the world is doubling down on fossil fuels. Mark my words! Humanity is about to reap what it has sown over the last two generations. Welcome to stupid America!

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Ending Roe Means Nothing

Ha! Something else I predicted correctly — for now. CNN reports, “The polling ahead of the 2022 midterms has been marked by a shrinking of electoral divisions. Young and older voters are now more likely to agree on their views of President Joe Biden. The Democratic advantage among Black and Hispanic voters, while still clear, is smaller. Perhaps more surprisingly as we head into the heart of the primary season, the same is true when it comes to gender. Even after the leak of a draft US Supreme Court opinion that would overturn Roe v. Wade, there are signs of a smaller gender gap among voters. … Right now, the divide is considerably smaller than it was in May 2018, which was considered by many to be a second ‘Year of the Woman.’”

Look, f***tards! The end of Roe means nothing electorally! And I said as much last month. Harry Enten’s analysis of the polls bears this out because no one cares. I promise you that no one cares. As I’ve argued since Roe became endangered, abortion rights will always be someone else’s problem, and when it becomes an individual’s own problem, it will be too late; women will just grin and bear it; they will simply put up with their second-class status. But the one thing they will not do is vote as if their God-given rights depended on it because this is stupid America. I don’t know how many times I have to keep repeating myself but ending Roe is not going to save the Democratic Party in the midterms, nor is the threat of everyone losing some part of their rights — given the new SCOTUS conservative supermajority — going to get people to the polls, nor are demographic changes going to dissuade citizens from voting against their best interests, nor will there be some great awakening of progressives, moderates, and women to save America’s democracy. The enemy — RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks — is winning, and no one understands, much less cares. Do not kid yourself into believing 2022 is going to be the third “Year of the Woman.” It! Is! Not! Oh, well! I’m counting down to the midterms and the beginning of the end to the realty T.V. show intermission that is the Biden administration. Welcome to stupid America!

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Garbage NYT Article on Douchebag Musk

Wow! I thought The New York Times was supposed to be a publication with “all the news that’s fit to print.” Apparently, not when it comes to writing about the merger and acquisition “acumen” of douchebag Musk. The article titled, “Even Among Corporate Raiders, Elon Musk Is a Pirate,” with a byline that reads just as fanciful, “The world of deal making has always been rough and tumble. But Mr. Musk blows any predecessors away,” is a puff piece written by an obviously besotted sycophant. In her essay, the author, Lauren Hirsch, appears eager to paint Musk as the corporate raiders’ raider as if he brings a certain magical 21st-century jeune se qui corporate jiu-jitsu that rivals the likes of T. Boone Pickens, Carl Icahn, and Robert Campeau.

She goes on to say, “In essence, Mr. Musk, 50, has turned what was largely a friendly deal into a hostile takeover after the fact. His actions have left Twitter, regulators, bankers and lawyers flummoxed over what he might do next and whether the blockbuster deal will be completed. And Mr. Musk has made past corporate raiders look positively quaint by comparison.” In short, she is equating his antics to some master class in negotiating “outside the lines” when in fact, his B.S. maneuvers amount to nothing more than a 50-year-old man-baby throwing a public tantrum. Look, morons. He signed a f***ing deal (in good faith) to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share — f***ing stupid pothead humor from an idiot — and it seems that Twitter is going to hold him to those terms, and if Musk wants to pay $1 billion to walk away — if the board even allows that — then that loss is entirely on him. Since he announced and inked the deal, Twitter stock has plunged to $38.29 (at the time of this writing). In Musk’s infinite “wisdom,” he committed to buying Twitter at a premium price for an asset that has lost value. Now he’s buying the company at an even greater premium than a month ago. Does that sound like a corporate raiders’ raider? Does that sound like someone running circles around his predecessor brethren?

If Musk thinks he can renegotiate the sales price down, then he needs to lay off the pot brownies. He f***ed himself on this deal, and no one is to blame but himself, yet douchebag Musk still has his defenders who give him cover for this mess by describing his deal-making approach as flummoxing and blowing his predecessors away. Just because he’s a billionaire doesn’t mean he’s a business messiah. I know it is somewhat confusing for some since traitor trump was elected to office, partly because of his business “savvy,” which, apparently, includes the ability to demonstrate his business prowess by filing several bankruptcies. But I digress. Musk is just a dick with money. He was a dick when he was poor, and he’s a dick now. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America!

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Politics RepubliKKKlans

Fetterman Wins!

According to Vanity Fair, “At a towering six feet eight inches, sporting a goatee, a shaved head, and often a uniform of Carhartt and shorts, Fetterman is a physically striking candidate, particularly when he was juxtaposed against his main rival in the race, Lamb, the polished politician, typically seen with neatly combed hair and a crisp collared shirt. … The Pennsylvania Democratic Senate primary was billed along ideological lines; Lamb in the moderate, centrist lane, often boasting the benefits of bipartisanship, and Fetterman, conversely, positioning himself as a progressive outsider in the race.”

When I think about a fighter in the Democratic Party, Fetterman is the “central casting” figure I imagine. Despite all the topics about which traitor trump was utterly clueless, he was a marketing “genius” — I use the term very loosely — to people he rightly regarded as mostly idiotic lemmings. This holds true on both sides of the aisle, but fortunately, Democrats benefit from being more informed than RepubliKKKlans, so they typically can make better-informed decisions. All things being equal, Democrats need a politician who looks like he can walk into a bar and kick a**. I’m sorry to boil it down to such simplistic terms, but that’s how most people make political decisions — visual cues and mental shortcuts. People do far less reasoning than we give them credit. I had RepubliKKKlan friends admit they vote “the way their dad” does or they “pick the first name,” which is why candidates fight over name position on the ballot. Indeed, I would even go so far as to say Senator Lamb had the misfortune of his sir name being so weak sounding against Fetterman because names also matter on a ballot. (Why do you think “Trump” as a name works so well?) Again, these are mental shortcuts people use to make decisions in the absence of information or even in possession of information but when knowledge cannot be processed. If Democrats want to beat RepubliKKlans, then they need to start playing their game, which includes candidates that look like they can take the opponent out — literally and metaphorically.

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Politics Purely Moronic

Americans Get the Government They Want

As matters surrounding the end of Roe worsen, I am becoming more convinced that this is what Americans want (and deserve). For those not paying attention, Oklahoma is tripping all over itself to pass abortion ban laws. The most recent is a bill that declares fertilization of an egg as life, which will undoubtedly make some forms of contraception illegal. But guess what? This is what Americans want! Do not be fooled by any recent opinion polls declaring that 64 percent of citizens think Roe should remain the law of the land. There is a big difference between want people say they want and what people do to effectuate their desires. Over 90 percent of Americans want more gun control reform, yet nothing ever changes; voters don’t their control gun beliefs. People want something done about climate change, but again nothing changes. That’s not how people vote. How people vote is absolutely reflected in the America around us at state and federal levels. In most cases, they are unintended consequences, but the outcomes perfectly reveal what people want and are willing to tolerate nonetheless, especially when voters re-elect the same politicians to reinforce and extend the same disastrous policies like abortion bans. Oh, well. So, the next time you b*tch about your state or the country falling apart around you, then look in the mirror! You did this! Welcome to stupid America!