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Fetterman Wins!

According to Vanity Fair, “At a towering six feet eight inches, sporting a goatee, a shaved head, and often a uniform of Carhartt and shorts, Fetterman is a physically striking candidate, particularly when he was juxtaposed against his main rival in the race, Lamb, the polished politician, typically seen with neatly combed hair and a crisp collared shirt. … The Pennsylvania Democratic Senate primary was billed along ideological lines; Lamb in the moderate, centrist lane, often boasting the benefits of bipartisanship, and Fetterman, conversely, positioning himself as a progressive outsider in the race.”

When I think about a fighter in the Democratic Party, Fetterman is the “central casting” figure I imagine. Despite all the topics about which traitor trump was utterly clueless, he was a marketing “genius” — I use the term very loosely — to people he rightly regarded as mostly idiotic lemmings. This holds true on both sides of the aisle, but fortunately, Democrats benefit from being more informed than RepubliKKKlans, so they typically can make better-informed decisions. All things being equal, Democrats need a politician who looks like he can walk into a bar and kick a**. I’m sorry to boil it down to such simplistic terms, but that’s how most people make political decisions — visual cues and mental shortcuts. People do far less reasoning than we give them credit. I had RepubliKKKlan friends admit they vote “the way their dad” does or they “pick the first name,” which is why candidates fight over name position on the ballot. Indeed, I would even go so far as to say Senator Lamb had the misfortune of his sir name being so weak sounding against Fetterman because names also matter on a ballot. (Why do you think “Trump” as a name works so well?) Again, these are mental shortcuts people use to make decisions in the absence of information or even in possession of information but when knowledge cannot be processed. If Democrats want to beat RepubliKKlans, then they need to start playing their game, which includes candidates that look like they can take the opponent out — literally and metaphorically.

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Politics Purely Moronic

Americans Get the Government They Want

As matters surrounding the end of Roe worsen, I am becoming more convinced that this is what Americans want (and deserve). For those not paying attention, Oklahoma is tripping all over itself to pass abortion ban laws. The most recent is a bill that declares fertilization of an egg as life, which will undoubtedly make some forms of contraception illegal. But guess what? This is what Americans want! Do not be fooled by any recent opinion polls declaring that 64 percent of citizens think Roe should remain the law of the land. There is a big difference between want people say they want and what people do to effectuate their desires. Over 90 percent of Americans want more gun control reform, yet nothing ever changes; voters don’t their control gun beliefs. People want something done about climate change, but again nothing changes. That’s not how people vote. How people vote is absolutely reflected in the America around us at state and federal levels. In most cases, they are unintended consequences, but the outcomes perfectly reveal what people want and are willing to tolerate nonetheless, especially when voters re-elect the same politicians to reinforce and extend the same disastrous policies like abortion bans. Oh, well. So, the next time you b*tch about your state or the country falling apart around you, then look in the mirror! You did this! Welcome to stupid America!

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International Indigestion

Blame Putin and Russians*

Blame Putin and actual Russians for an illegal war on Ukraine, higher gas prices, higher food prices, and global instability. As if the pandemic over the last two years has not been a global burden, Putin and every Russian individual who gives Putin political life — which is basically everyone — has exacerbated world crises everywhere and at every level!

As the BBC reports, “The war has cut off supplies from the world’s biggest exporter of sunflower oil which means the costs of alternatives have also climbed. Ukraine is also a major producer of cereals such as maize and wheat which have risen sharply in price too. The UN said ‘war in the Black Sea region spread shocks through markets for staple grains and vegetable oils.’” And according to Bloomberg, “Oil prices have skyrocketed, with Brent crude approaching $120 earlier Thursday as traders shun Russian oil after Moscow invaded Ukraine. U.S. President Joe Biden is facing calls to ban Russian imports of energy but so far has not imposed full blown sanctions on oil. Currently, 66% of Russian oil is struggling to find buyers, JP Morgan analysts including Natasha Kaneva said in the note.”

Putin and Russians are creating a f***ing G.D. worldwide disaster. Thanks, a**holes, for making everyone’s lives more miserable than it has to be, especially during a pandemic, which is far from being over. Putin sucks. Russia sucks. Russians suck. They have always been our enemies — enemies to the West and enemies to democracy. They were never going to be our friends or even frenemies. The world should treat them as such. Russians had the opportunity to reshape their country after the fall of the U.S.S.R., and they chose to return to a pariah state. Time to destroy Russia and put an end to this rogue nation and its rogue culture. You can’t have an entire nation of individuals who don’t want to be a part of the world of nations be a nation. Perhaps it is time to make Russia a satellite state of the EU since they can’t seem to govern themselves without terrorizing the rest of the world! Nations come to end; history is littered with them. It is Russia’s time.

*Normally, I would find individual Russians blameless for the actions of their government, especially under a dictatorship, but I am feeling far less gracious lately.

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RepubliKKKlans

Douchebag Musk Supports the KKK

Douchebag Musk High on Weed

Musk exclaims, “[T]hey [Democrats] have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.” Really? Democrats have become the party of “division” and “hate”?!?! I would be inclined to suggest that Musk has gone bat-sh*t-crazy with such a declaration, but he’s just a MAGA moron f***tard finally revealing his true colors. Look, morons! Musk grew up in South Africa during apartheid. Now that he is the wealthiest man on the planet and above reproach, I suppose he feels free to express his authentic self openly. He claims he voted for Obama and Democrats in the past, but I have no proof of that, and he is a certified liar. I have no doubt that he was pretending to vote Democratic merely to fit into Silicon Valley. He’s always been a douchebag. He’s always been a racist. He’s always been a liar. I never liked the guy because he rubbed me the wrong way, and now I understand why. I can sense a fraud a mile away, just as traitor trump rubbed me the wrong way since his Apprentice days. Sadly, both these guys are precisely the type of morons that Americans worship. And we wonder why the country is in decline. Welcome to stupid America!

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RepubliKKKlans

All the Worst People

Allow me to make a prediction or two about the primaries today. All the worst RepubliKKKlans will win. I know. I know. This is not much of a prediction, for it is wide open to interpretation. Perhaps if I narrow my prediction to say the worst of the worst will win. Again, I’m not providing much color, failing to name names. Suffice it to say that today’s RepubliKKKlan Party intends to elect the vilest people in the bunch and when the entire bunch is vile, then naming names is just redundant — it’s all of the above. I’ll be more than happy to expound on the outcomes another day.

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Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Lady Looks Like a Dude in a Wig Says What?

Photo credit: Gage Skidmore via Foter.com / CC BY-SA

According to the Advocate, “Republican U.S. Sen. Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming has issued an apology following the transphobic remarks she made while giving a commencement address at the University of Wyoming. During her remarks, she stated that the idea there are only ‘two sexes’ is a ‘fundamental scientific truth,’ drawing immediate boos from the audience.”

These f***ing RepubliKKKlans never look in the mirror, do they? Of course, with a mug like that, I assume “Cynthia” avoids mirrors for reasons related to the Pottery Barn rule. The irony in her hateful and ignorant statement is that she looks like a man in a lady’s wig. She appears to embody both sexes simultaneously while inveighing about “two sexes” and “science.” I will say this, though. I have seen no proof that she is not a transvestite. She could be until she proves otherwise. These people. Truly, these people! Welcome to stupid America, where irony goes to die.

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Purely Moronic

‘Drunk and High’

January 6 defendant Matthew Ryan Miller seeks leniency at sentencing because he was drunk and high. In fact, in one picture, he is seen carrying a case of beer to the rally. Of course, this is not the first defendant and protester who admits to being under the influence of mind-altering substances while participating in the insurrection, which has ranged from alcohol to marijuana to meth. Indeed, I would hazard a pretty confident guess that most of those people at the rally and at the Capitol were drunk and high because this is f***ing stupid America! So! Here we have it, people! America’s democracy came under assault and is still being assaulted by a mob (a citizenry) of drunk and high f***tards! Of course! A nation of alcoholics and drug addicts will determine the future of America!

As I just published in a previous post, Americans only care about being entertained. People came to the January 6 rally (with their party favors) because the entire event was going to be entertainment! Traitor trump is entertaining. Advocating for the overthrow of an election and government is just “something to do” because people are bored with their lives. America’s democracy is failing because people want to be entertained. Naturally, they don’t vote. They just stew while aggrieved by their whiteness and boredom. It gives the Roman adage of “bread and circuses” relevant meaning! Talk about things never changing. Wow! I expected nothing less! Welcome to stupid America!

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Americans Are Dumb

This headline and graph say absolutely everything one needs to know about stupid America. The nation is and always has been about the entertainment, which is why morons of America elected traitor trump. It is why the “entertainment” factor keeps him and all his acolytes popular. It’s the entertainment, stupid! It’s also why critically important political issues like abortion, other civil rights, and gun control will not save Democrats in the midterms because Americans don’t want a unified, functional government. They want the chaos of RepubliKKKlans versus Democrats. Or, if they’re indifferent to chaos, then they’re too busy to vote because people can’t be bothered — they’re favorite streaming program is on! Whatever the reasoning, the reality show must go on, and a well-functioning democracy must suffer. Welcome to stupid America!

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30% — Requirement for Revolution

What is the minimum requirement of craziness to induce a revolution? Thirty percent! According to MarketWatch, “With anti-immigrant rhetoric bubbling over in the leadup to this year’s critical midterm elections, about 1 in 3 U.S. adults believes an effort is underway to replace U.S.-born Americans with immigrants for electoral gains [aka Great Replacement Theory]. About 3 in 10 also worry that more immigration is causing U.S.-born Americans to lose their economic, political and cultural influence, according to a poll by the Associated Press–NORC Center for Public Affairs Research.”

Look, f***tards! I’m not going to comment much on this because the conclusions are manifest: This is what a dying democracy looks like. America is that dying nation, not because of immigrants but because of homegrown white supremacists. If people think that 30 percent is still too little of a “minority” to throw this nation into civil war, then they have not been paying attention to everything since traitor trump “won” in 2016. Thirty percent is just enough to steal close elections, especially when one party is apathetic and not paying attention. Unfortunately, dumbass Democrats are entirely incompetent to tackle the problem head-on as it should be, and RepubliKKKlans are actually welcoming domestic terrorism because it will propel them to permanent political power. Mark my words! One would think voters could discern between one party that wants to preserve America’s democracy and one that wants to subvert it. But fear not, morons of America. You guys can’t! Welcome to stupid America. The end is coming.

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‘How Dumb Can a Nation Get and Still Survive?’

Not too often that a Washington Post writer parrots my idea! Eugene Robinson writes, “T.S. Eliot wrote that the world ends ‘not with a bang but a whimper,’ but I fear our great nation is careening toward a third manner of demise: descent into lip-blubbering, self-destructive idiocy. … How dumb can a nation get and still survive? Idiotically, we seem determined to find out.” (As an aside, I appreciate that he quotes my favorite poet.) But, unfortunately, he only poses the question; I have countless times presupposed the same question in my writings for well over a year, and I have answered it quite directly every chance I get: America cannot survive! Americans are too stupid for the country to survive — right now! For the love of f***ing Christ! What is the name of my website? Look, morons of America — and may I remind the readers it is only 40 percent of America to which I refer but guess what? Forty percent stupid is still collectively m*****f***ing G.D. stupid! — America displayed its full-on stupidity the second the mob elected the dumbest person in the history of our nation, traitor trump, to be president. Full stop! And the collective national intelligence has only degraded since then. MAGA morons have only become more entrenched in their stupidity. Indeed, not even COVID can kill off MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon f***tards fast enough to make a difference. Literally, vast swaths of the population in red states and red counties in blue states would need to die off to see a collective improvement in American idiocracy. In the end, nevertheless, welcome to trump stupid America. We’re doomed! Thanks, morons!