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Purely Moronic

Douchebag Musk Says He Loves Traitor [T]rump

This is no surprise. According to USA Today, “Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk said if his deal to acquire Twitter goes through, he would let former president Donald Trump return to the platform.” Of course, he would because douchebags flock together. Look, morons. Musk has only one desire with Twitter: To destroy America! Full stop! His advocacy for free speech absolutism means all speech within “the law” no matter the consequences. So, please, by all means, bring traitor trump back! Return Twitter to the cesspool that it once was. If Musk really thinks this is going to be a profitable strategy, then he really is a f***tard. In truth, he doesn’t care about profitability. I think he has an ulterior motive wherein he needs to control a means of mass communication. Who knows what the plan is, but I assure you that it entails accumulating greater power. And, no doubt, the morons and sycophantic losers of American society who revere these billionaire-types will be more than willing to help him achieve his nefarious quest. And when traitor trump says he would not return to Twitter if allowed, he’s lying, just like he always does. So, that claim is all bullsh*t!

I have heard Twitter users — progressives — urge fellow progressives to keep their accounts when Musk takes over as a means to maintain a presence and not allow right-wing trolls to drive them off the platform. To that sh*tty piece of advice, I say f*** no! Get the f*** off Twitter the second traitor trump returns. Then again, progressives are gluttons for punishment. People need to prove to Musk that a return to the free-for-all Twitter is a product no one wants to use, but who am I kidding? I’m sure Musk knows moronic Americans better than Americans do. He understands that citizens of this great country love the abuse. They love the sh*tshow. They want Twitter to be the cesspool it once was. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. I can’t wait for this disaster!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics RepubliKKKlans

Take Back Control of Your Body: Women

I have been listening to the apologetic arguments by dumbass Democrats over the termination of Roe. While they have finally been making much noise (sound and fury), they are all missing a cohesive, pithy catchphrase. Imagine that! Dumbass Democrats don’t have a coordinated message! The day after the Alito opinion killing Roe leaked, RepubliKKKlans had three pages of talking points to set the messaging swiftly. Democrats, of course, have nothing, so each Senator and Congressperson is left to present their own disconnected set of views, which are all essentially aligned, but it’s not effective. I did hear Senator Schumer describe the “horror” of overturning Roe. Ugh! The use of “horror” connotes some lousy movie. That man is a disastrous leader of the senate and Democrats. He just always seems to miss the f***ing mark with his language and political maneuvers. I can’t wait to hear him exclaim “shame” to McConnell or other RepubliKKKlans as if they have any. Kill me now. These are the people fighting for women’s rights! We’re screwed. Nonetheless, Democrats fail to establish and repeat — ad nauseam — that one phrase voters need to remember.

Well, I do have the catchphrase! Democrats need to take a page from Brexit. Women need to take back control of their bodies! “Take back control!” It is that simple. Keep it simple, stupid! It is perfect for the stupidity that is the American voter! This is free advice that I am confident dumbass Democrats will ignore because it probably comes off as too forceful and may imply RepubliKKKlans want to control women’s bodies. God forbid Democrats speak truth to power. Welcome to stupid America! It can always be dumber!

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Dumbass Democrats Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Other Politics RepubliKKKlans

The American Taliban Rising

RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are the American version of the Taliban. As they ascend in America, they will eventually rule over the nation. The similarities are striking, and the regression in Afghanistan after 20 years of progress is a reminder that nothing is permanent; progress is ephemeral; humanity reverts to old conservative habits. As Politico writes, “The [hijab] decree by the Taliban’s hardline leader Hibaitullah Akhunzada even suggested women shouldn’t leave their homes unless necessary and outlines a series of punishments for male relatives of women violating the code. It was a major blow to the rights of women in Afghanistan, who for two decades had been living with relative freedom before the Taliban takeover last August — when U.S. and other foreign forces withdrew in the chaotic end to a 20-year war.” Compare this to the end of Roe after 50 years.

Sound familiar? It is impossible to distinguish between an ultra-religious Muslim tyranny in Afghanistan and an ultra-religious Christian tyranny in America. I am not being hyperbolic. The two countries are in more unison than many are willing to realize. Look, morons of America. What is happening with SCOTUS and Roe and the insurrection by MAGA World is not a flash in the pan. And it should not be surprising that America has arrived where we are. It has been a long time in the making. For decades, the far-right has been on a relentless march, and dumbass Democrats have done nothing. They have been feckless and pathetic in election after election, and it is all about to be too late to fix anything. Mark my words, f***tards! The only way out is through, and that throughline is war! We get the government we deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics RepubliKKKlans

Corporations Will Not Save Your Rights, Morons

Do not expect profit-seeking companies to safeguard your rights, f***tards. They will be cowed by RepubliKKKlans eventually. As the Axios reports, “The Supreme Court’s forthcoming abortion ruling will put Corporate America in a vise, squeezed between employees pressuring companies to speak out and state governments that might punish them if they do. Companies have gotten significantly more outspoken on a host of political and social issues. Abortion was a tougher one to begin with, and a Supreme Court ruling striking down Roe v. Wade is likely to come just as big corporations are growing more afraid of how much their activism can cost them.”

If I have to hear one more person opine that corporations are going to save us from tyranny, then I am going to go ape-sh*t! Corporations will be cowed! Mark my words! What DeSantis did in Florida is a prime example. RepubliKKKlans will punish corporations for trying to protect citizens’ rights or the rights of their employees. Eventually, corporations will back down. They always do! Don’t think for a second that conservative retribution on the entire country only focuses on individuals; they want to control businesses as well, and they will. Mark my words, morons. As I constantly keep saying, we reached the point of no return when SCOTUS became a wholly-owned tool of the far-right wing. How many times do I have to keep saying it? SCOTUS is taking away voting rights and personal rights to make sure RepubliKKKlans remain in control forever. You’ve been warned. And Democrats are too weak to do anything about it because I live in stupid hell. Once corporate activism negatively impacts their profitability, then people will quickly comprehend just how much on their own they are. Welcome to stupid America!

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International Indigestion Politics

Humanity Is Stupid!

Filipinos love their corrupt dictators. From The Hill, “Voting began Monday for the Philippines presidential election, with the son of former dictator Ferdinand Marcos appearing poised for victory. … Marcos, whose running mate is current President Rodrigo Duterte’s daughter, Sara Duterte, leads in the polls by 30 percentage points, according to Reuters. … The election has placed a spotlight on the dynastic dominance in Philippines politics. It also marks a remarkable return to prominence for the Marcos family, just decades after fleeing the country amid rising discontent over corruption and brutality. Observers have attributed the rehabilitation of the family name under Marcos Jr. largely to savvy social media campaigns geared toward younger voters who are less familiar with the father’s ruthless rule.”

Humanity never learns. It really doesn’t. It can’t even remember what happened two generations ago. Unbelievable that Filipinos are about to elect the worst of both worlds: The son and heir of the hated Marcos dictatorship paired with the daughter of the kill-people-addicted-to-drugs president. What could possibly go wrong? This is why I have zero faith in humanity. It looks like the Philippines is about to repeat history, and they don’t care. No one ever cares. It’s always a return to the worst parts of the past. The shoes! Oh, well. America is next!

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International Indigestion Politics

Russians Are Morons

There is little doubt that Russians give Americans a run for their money in the stupidity race. According to The Times of Israel (ironic on a couple of levels), “Russian President Vladimir Putin on Sunday vowed that ‘as in 1945, victory will be ours’ as he congratulated former Soviet nations on the 77th anniversary of Nazi Germany’s defeat in World War II. ‘Today, our soldiers, as their ancestors, are fighting side by side to liberate their native land from the Nazi filth with the confidence that, as in 1945, victory will be ours,’ said Putin, who sent Russian troops into Ukraine in February.”

It is incomprehensible to anyone — or it should be — that Nazis have returned to Europe, especially reincarnated in the Jewish leader of Ukraine. F*** this excuse that Russians are “brainwashed” or “propagandized” into believing something so absurd. We actually give too much credit to propaganda and fail to recognize that only a country full of f***tards could possibly believe such nonsense. Some assertions, by their very nature, are a posteriori ridiculous. Putin claims Nazis are running Ukraine. Last I checked my history, Nazis were out and proud, so to speak. They did not hide their politics or their affiliations. In fact, their marks and symbols were everywhere in Germany and other occupied territories. Everyone knew they were Nazis. Nazis knew they were Nazis. Citizens of occupied nations knew Nazis were Nazis. The Allied nations knew Nazis were Nazis. No one throughout the world doubted who the Nazis were. Yet, apparently, today’s Nazis in Ukraine is one big worldwide secrete that only the Russians can see. Christ! Even American Nazis of today aren’t shy. They love to march with their tiki torches dressed in khakis wearing their “Look, I’m a Nazi!” armbands, flags, and salutes. Nazis don’t hide! Mind you as well that the Russian army is parading and still using the goosestep. You tell me which nation still reflects the Nazis. Welcome to the idiocracy club, Russia! Your idiot boy Putin is making the entire country look like a bunch of f***tards! Ugh. Whatever. I live in stupid hell!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics RepubliKKKlans

66% Say Keep Roe — Eh, So What!

From CNN, “Sixty-six percent say Roe v. Wade should not be completely struck down, and 59% would support Congress passing legislation to establish a nationwide right to abortion, including 81% of Democrats, 65% of independents and 30% of Republicans, the survey finds.” Compare this to a Morning Consult poll on gun control, “84% of voters, including 77% of Republicans, support requiring all gun purchasers to go through a background check.”

How are these two firmly and long-held public opinions similar? They are meaningless! F***ing meaningless! There is a vast gulf between what people “claim” they support and how much they actually care about their own convictions. America is awash with gun violence. While there is collective outrage over mass killings in schools as a matter of routine, the collective will to do anything about it is zero. Overturning Roe is going to be exactly the same thing: A bunch of rage but no actual action to do anything. Mark my words, morons! People will be pissed, but they’ll be more than happy to elect and re-elect those same politicians who will perpetuate that rage because no one cares. When Roe is gone and states — as well as the federal government soon enough — start restricting women’s rights and other minority rights, then there will be a collective shrug. Mark! My! Words! F***tards! RepubliKKKlans want to roll back progress, and dumbass Democrats stand by to watch! Civil war is coming, and Roe is another gallon of gas thrown on the fire! Welcome to stupid America!

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‘The Birds’ — Birds Aren’t Real

Alfred Hitchcock, “The Birds” (1963)

Oh, my God. The epiphanies are coming to me fast and furious! As I look back, I am truly starting to understand how the CIA insidiously indoctrinated citizens to believe the big lie so they could seamlessly implement their Great Avion Replacement plan. I think the program started much earlier than we are led to believe. Clearly, the CIA began its propaganda in the 1960s through media modes like movies. The Birds is a perfect example. Obsentibly, this now iconic Hitchcock movie, was meant to be just another thriller/suspense movie, but in reality, it was the beginning of the CIA’s plan to get the public to fear birds. If the masses feared birds, they would spend less time interacting with them, e.g., bird watching, feeding, hunting, keeping as pets, etc. Only with the public’s avoidance could the government start killing the real birds and replacing them with robotic spy birds. This sh*t is blowing my f***ing mind. It just all starts making so much f***ing sense. For decades, the CIA has been working on this plan unnoticed. Incredible. Absolutely incredible. Thank God the truth is starting to come out, and the world is starting to realize this conspiracy. We’re on to you. We know that birds aren’t real!

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Purely Moronic

Taking Rights Away — Eh!

Allow me to opine on an aspect of the impending destruction of Roe that has been mentioned, but I think it has lacked the particular attention it deserves. That aspect is SCOTUS taking away rights. The long history of SCOTUS has been to expand the rights of citizens, especially the rights of minorities and the politically under-represented. When they have erred, they generally err on the side of granting people more freedoms, such as the freedom to be private, which entails everything from abortions to contraception to same-sex marriage to interracial marriage. But this SCOTUS of six people is about to take all that away. Think about that because I don’t believe it is sinking in with many people. The number of justices you can count on two hands is about to restrict the freedoms of over a hundred million people. In America, where expanding freedom is the norm, it will no longer exist. We are about to go backward. That is the true horror. Tomorrow and for many more tomorrows to come, we will be less free than the day before — and no one cares. Welcome to stupid America!

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Politics RepubliKKKlans

Cawthorn Goes Full Porn!

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(This PAC is now defunct. He was fired!)

Can you say FranterityX? This is definitely Madison Cawthorn because you can see the wheelchair, and he’s admitted as much, “A new hit against me just dropped. Years ago, in this video, I was being crass with a friend, trying to be funny. We were acting foolish, and joking. That’s it.” Also, if you watch the video via the link in the caption above, then you’ll see a guy’s head peek up. Last I checked, straight guys don’t do this sh*t unless, I guess, they’re drunk, which is possible. Now, you tell me he isn’t gay. Why are RepubliKKKlans always in the closet, hating themselves and taking it out on all the other gays?

Of course, this new revelation still does not answer my tallywacker question! The actions would suggest that a “little Cawthorn” might be working down below. I’m waiting for the leaked video with him masturbating and blowing a load on the camera. That will be proof enough for me. In the meantime, Cawthorn, bro, shave that f***ing ass. Have your boyfriend — oh, I mean your cousin — do it for you!