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Purely Moronic

Tucker “Tanned Testicles” Carlson

Tucker’s organism or sodomy (bottom) face; Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

From Vanity Fair, “Testicle tanning? you might ask. Surely, you don’t mean to say becoming a macho man like Fox News’ Carlson will require me to stand nude on a rock, subjecting my genitals to some sort of mysterious red-light machine? You bet your nuts it does. Carlson has recently begun promoting a new documentary episode for his ‘Tucker Carlson Originals’ series, in which he asks his audience to be ‘open-minded’ about a novel proposal to address the ‘End of Men’ — a real, not-made-up problem the Fox host has identified.”

Let’s cut right to the point: Tucker’s tanning testicle obsession has nothing to do with the efficacy of a solution to a made-up problem; it has everything to do with promoting the notion of white replacement theory and white supremacy. Everything he does stems from these two worldviews. Full stop! One does not need any further analysis or understanding. Obviously, the “problem” of men’s low fertility directly impacts white supremacists’ reproductivity. If whitey can’t spawn enough little white supremacists, then the coloreds and gays will take over the country. Moreover, low testosterone is obviously causing men to turn gay and want to become women. Again, the more men with low testosterone mean more gays and more women — apparently! It’s hard to maintain a white male-dominated America if everyone “becomes” gay or transitions to a woman. One can readily see the impending doom for our country if left uncorrected.

However, I will concede one point: Americans suffer from reproductive problems. According to Newsweek, “Startling new evidence suggests male infertility may be much worse than it appears. According to Levine and Swan’s work, sperm levels—the most important measurement of male fertility—are declining throughout much of the world, including the U.S. … More and more countries find themselves unable to raise their fertility rates above the level needed to replace their population, leading one prominent demographer to prophesy that the world has already reached ‘peak child.’” That’s all you need to know. As I have long said, humans are their own extinction-level event, and nature always restores balance. To think humans can pollute the world year in and year out with impunity while also believing they are not poisoning themselves is the height of humanity’s arrogance and ignorance. If we are not killing ourselves directly or indirectly, then nature is ensuring we aren’t creating more of ourselves — the dominant poisoners of the planet. Low testosterone is not a sign of an effeminate culture or a weak America or the consequence of allowing the gays their rights and freedoms. No! It is nature’s way of neutering the cancer on the Earth that is the human race! Welcome to stupid humanity!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics RepubliKKKlans

It’s a Win / Win / Win for RepubliKKKlans!

Now that the Florida legislature rammed through a bill to strip Disney of its self-governing status, a question of bond liability arises. As Bloomberg writes, “Under current Florida statutes, the debts and assets of a special district that is dissolved are passed to the municipal government that takes over. Some Democratic Senators wondered if the move could ultimately transfer debt incurred by Disney to the small cities of Bay Lake and Lake Buena Vista, in addition to the governments of Orange and Osceola counties.” Guess which counties are Democratic strongholds in central Florida? Yes, you guessed it! Orange and Osceola! Once again, RepubliKKKlans find themselves in a win/win/win situation as dumbass Democrats can only stand by a watch.

Checkmate for DeSantis — again! He’s been able to punish the LGBTQ community, Disney, and Democratic taxpayers who voted for Biden all at once! Fan-f***ing-tastic! I’m getting really, really sick of dumbass Democrats being outplayed at every turn. And for those of you who think lawsuits are going to stop any of this, then keep dreaming, f***tards! The Florida Supreme Court is a puppet of DeSantis! Oh, well. Get ready for dictator DeSantis as vice-president to traitor trump! Welcome to stupid America! No one cares because the gays! And gas prices!

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Dumbass Democrats RepubliKKKlans

It’s Chauncey DeVega Time!

This man is a genius! He is one of the most trenchant minds I read regularly. His most recent article on Salon elucidates the MSM incompetence and cheerleading of America into fascism. Don’t forget, morons, that fascism requires a compliant and wholly-owned media, and the MSM is more than willing to sell American democracy for 30 pieces of silver.

DeVega writes, “The Republican fascists are leading a revolutionary movement. The news media, with its outmoded tools and assumptions, is largely unable to comprehend such a force. For many in the news media, access is more important than truth-telling. The powerful cannot be trusted to police themselves, and also cannot be trusted to admit when a societal institution is in crisis because they are dependent on that institution for meaning, prestige, authority and resources. … Right-wing propagandists who do the work of the Republican-fascists and larger white right represent a particular type of danger and threat to American democracy. But perhaps just as dangerous are the professional centrists and hope-peddlers who keep telling the American people — in the face of the preponderance of the evidence and common sense — that somehow everything will be OK.”

I am not going to comment too much because DeVega says it all better than I could, but suffice it to say, I wholeheartedly agree with his assessment that “hope-peddlers” (e.g., dumbass Democrats, CNN, and MSNBC) are just as much of a problem. This is why I keep saying that RepubliKKKlans will destroy our democracy and Democrats will watch. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America!

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Purely Moronic

Americans Always Reward Because Stupid!

Rudy Giuliani — the former New York City mayor, former attorney to ex-President Donald Trump, and current architect of the attempt to overthrow the 2020 presidential election — was unmasked on Wednesday’s episode of Fox’s “The Masked Singer.” Whatever! This is a prime example of a stupid, dying America. Bad actors always get rewarded in America. Always! They are revered, and they are amplified. Nothing ever changes. Someone coordinates the overthrow of a free and fair election; then they show up on television for all the America to see and gawk at as if nothing ever happened. It never f***ing fails. American reality T.V. shows! The great mind washing of American “intelligence” and the laundromat of criminal actors and their reputations. And we wonder why people care so little about American democracy and voting. They’re too busy being entertained by those who want to enslave them. It’s bread and circus, f***tards! Bread! And! Circus! Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America. The evidence is boundless, especially in pretty chicken costumes! I expected nothing less!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic

Radical Reps. Winning the Nation — Dems. Watch

From CNN, “If that bet pays off, and red state Republicans suffer no midterm defections over this surge of socially conservative legislation — an outcome that may be the most likely possibility amid the extensive public discontent over President Joe Biden’s performance — pressure inside the party to lurch policy further to the right will only intensify, not only on abortion, but also on the broad range of cultural issues energizing conservative activists. … This increasingly confrontational posture toward abortion in red states tracks with the GOP’s trajectory on other social issues. Republican-controlled states have also moved toward more militant positions on LGBTQ issues. … On every front, ideas that once might have been considered on the fringe inside the GOP have moved rapidly into law — and, in most instances, inspired copy-cat proposals in other states. Democrats have struggled to respond to this offensive [naturally!], both at the state and national level. … All of which suggests that if voters don’t send a cautionary signal in November, the red-state drive may be just beginning to roll back the ‘rights revolution’ of the past six decades — and return the US to a pre-1960s world in which people’s basic civil rights and liberties varied much more depending on where they lived [emphasis added].”

It’s already too late, f***tards! I have said countless times for years, so I won’t belabor the point. Suffice it to say, if we are relying on dumbass Democrats or the “average” voter to do the right thing or care, then America is f***ed. Indeed, we are f***ed. The tide has already turned, morons. Mark my words, f***tartds! Americans are too stupid to apprehend the dire state of politics because — inflation! I’ve also said (for years) that perhaps Americans need to lose everything before appreciating the rights they used to have. An enlightened electorate would need not go through the wringer to become cognizant of that thing called “right to privacy,” but America is the least enlightened nation on the planet. The only way ahead is through — not back or around. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!

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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans Social Darwinism

American Snowflakes

According to The Daily Beast, “On Monday, Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle in Florida threw out the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s mask mandate for air travel and other forms of mass transportation. Deaths from COVID-19—and the mask mandates intended to prevent them—may be on the wane nationwide, but whatever you think about such policies, this is the latest and most egregious example of a judge acting as a partisan warrior in the COVID-19 culture wars. … Now she is substituting her opinion for that of scientific professionals at the CDC, and dictating health policy in America. The outcome could be disastrous, only serving to further embolden the right-wing activists who dispute the reality of this horrifically lethal pandemic. … The CDC first issued a public health order requiring masks in interstate transportation and at transit hubs in February 2021, and it didn’t take long for anti-mask diehards to make getting on a plane or train a nerve-wracking proposition. Still, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) issued security directives to enforce the CDC order, and the CDC and TSA have extended that mandate throughout the pandemic. Just last week, the CDC extended the mandate for 15 days, until May 3. … Judge Mizelle says that enforcing such a mandate is akin to ‘detention and quarantine,’ which she claims is beyond CDC’s remit. Really? [Truly!] The CDC operates under what has long been called the ‘quarantine regulations.’ The statute in question—the Public Health Services Act—has been in use since 1948, and was designed to prevent interstate and international transmission of dangerous infectious diseases. … Rogue judges, at one time or another, have neutered virtually every major COVID-19 risk mitigation order issued by the Biden administration. But if this order can be nullified, there is literally nothing the CDC or the federal government could do to fight COVID-19. Even worse, the ruling may serve to handcuff the CDC when the next health crisis hits. The agency may become gun-shy, afraid to exercise even the most urgently needed public health powers, and conservative activists who have long made headlines for travel crimes and misconduct will feel vindicated [emphasis added].”

Snowflakes always win! Anti-vaxxers always win! Anti-maskers always win! RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons always win! The stupid always wins! The Biden administration cannot let this ruling stand; it must be adjudicated before SCOTUS, which has ironically been upholding some federal regulations regarding COVID. (Normally, I would pursue a tirade about how Biden would let this ruling by a MAGA moron judge go unchallenged, but he is a wartime president, so I’ll refrain.) But whatever! Nothing matters anymore because America is a bunch of whiney f***ing G.D. selfish b*tchy snowflakes who are incapable of doing the minimally required actions to control the virus and help others. If and when COVID comes roaring back, then the public will be unwilling to do anything or follow any regulations to mitigate the pandemic’s spread because America is stupid, and judges are literally substituting their conservative biases for CDC directives. Americans think they are done with the virus, but I promise — the virus is not done with you! Apparently, there are large swaths of the public that the virus has yet to eliminate from the planet; perhaps a silver lining behind this judge’s ruling is the hastening of the end of these people. Welcome to stupid America! Eh, I expected nothing less!

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Dumbass Democrats RepubliKKKlans

‘Where they burn books, they will also ultimately burn people’

A quote from Heinrich Heine, one of Germany’s greatest poets, who was of Jewish origin. Enough said. According to The Hill, “During the meeting, board member Rabih Abuismail suggested the board approve a library audit in all district schools to review what books are made available. Fellow member Kirk Twigg suggested that books deemed offensive be kept ‘in the back’ where parents can still examine them. However, Abuismail said he ‘didn’t even want to see them,’ adding ‘I think they should be thrown in a fire.’”

This! In a state that just elected a RepubliKKKlan governor who will make discrimination and hate cool and legal again. It’s coming, morons. Mark my words! Fascism (aka MAGA) is taking hold in America, and dumbass Democrats are powerless to stop it because they are blind and incompetent. I have no idea what is more infuriating: Watching the march of fascism take over America or Democrats fumbling around trying — and failing — to save America’s democracy. We! Are! F***ed! Welcome to stupid America!

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International Indigestion

‘Never Again’ — Not! (Again)

From The Jerusalem Post, “‘I don’t believe the world, after what we’ve seen go on in Ukraine. We don’t believe the words. After the escalation of Russia, we don’t believe our neighbors. We don’t believe all of this,’ Zelensky said in English when asked by Tapper what he thought of politicians worldwide saying ‘never again,’ given the current conflict in Ukraine. ‘The only belief there is, is belief in ourselves, in our people, belief in our Armed Forces, and the belief that countries are going to support us not just with their words but with their actions,’ he said, switching to Ukrainian. ‘That’s it. Never again. Really, everybody is talking about this and yet, as you can see, not everyone has got the guts.’ Last month, the Ukrainian leader previously told the German parliament that the ongoing conflict with Russia has made the known phrase ‘meaningless.’”

Meaningless! Indeed! I swear to f***ing God, Zelenskyy is the only world leader who truly sees everything clearly and keenly. He understands the West better than the West understands itself! And I am reminded of my original prediction: The West will stand by wringing their hands as Ukraine falls to Russia. Although I am less sure Russia can overcome Ukraine, I am sure the West is more inclined to “never again” its way to make the situation worse for Ukraine and the world; that is to say, the West will never again put an end to Russian aggression because, as Zelenskyy noted, the West has no guts. It is the pusillanimousness I had long feared from NATO et al. To be sure, the West ramped up their initial response against Russia — sanctions and weapons — quickly, and it was effective in helping Ukraine to win the Battle of Kyiv. But at this critical point in the war, the West is not pushing further and harder enough. Instead, it seems they are signaling a belief that Ukraine has this after all. No! That is faulty reasoning. The new realization should be this: Russia is back on its heels, so now is the time for Ukraine and NATO et al. to end Putin and Russia! End the war crimes! End the genocide! If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it many times before: The West is already at war with Russia; Ukraine is merely the battlefield at this particular moment. Russia understands this; the West is oblivious. This lack of foresight enables “never again” situations to arise, persist, and go unpunished. Zelenskyy nailed it — again!

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Purely Moronic

Faux News Trap

Faux News got exactly the stereotypical image of the “Black man” to help elucidate their viewership about the labor union movement as if they care. Faux News wanted this guy looking like he had just arrived from his baby mom’s crack house. I’m surprised they didn’t have him smile to show off his gold grill and matching Glock. The only purpose for Ticker Carlson was to have his viewers watch the segment and ask themselves: This guy headed up a union at Amazon? That way, his racist audience can be reminded why they hate unions so much and wonder how much more the “Blacks” will cost them when Amazon raises prices.

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Religion as Retardation

Religion Is the Problem, F***tards

From Axios, “Many of the country’s biggest religious institutions are mired in upheaval and scandal, as well as criticized for failing to adapt to modern norms, further alienating potential attendees.” Religion is for stupid people. Full stop! Does one know what happens when religion tells them to forget about the here and now, that this life really doesn’t matter because of a guaranteed afterlife? Anyone? Anyone at all? We get crazy people looking to take the whole f***ing society down with them. Instead of people focusing on the real guarantee — today and the hope of a tomorrow — we have morons that think the point of life is to get to heaven, so f*** life and f*** everyone else. (Everyone thinks they’re going to heaven.) They believe today is just a temporary stop to eternity. One cannot have a well-functioning society where half of it says: F*** it! Welcome to stupid humanity!