According to USA Today: “With his remarks Wednesday, Mueller clearly sought to preempt an appearance before Congress by arguing that he has nothing further to say. ‘I hope and expect this to be the only time that I will speak about this matter,’ Mueller said. ” What the f*** have I been saying for months now? Mueller is just as much of a traitor as traitor trump! Really? The traitor “expects” that this is the only time he’ll speak on the Russian investigation? Well, traitor Mueller: f*** you! You know what? The House will determine if and when you’ll speak for the last time. So, f*** him and f*** dumbass Democrats if they fail to subpoena Mueller to testify, which I have full confidence they will (fail to do). Naturally! The f***ing morons in this country only care about the spectacle (i.e., traitor trump’s entire presidency), so dumbass Democrats should give it to the masses. If this is what it takes to start impeachment proceedings then so be it. Of course, there is still one burning question that no one else seems to be concerned about getting an answer: why did traitor Mueller not interview traitor trump? Why? I swear to f***ing God it is the single most important question that everybody is ignoring. Make him answer; the country deserves his testimony in full view, not for him to hide behind a report that raises more questions about what he did or didn’t do. Welcome to stupid America. It’s 100% apathy here — where’s the new shiny thingy?
Of Course, He Would
From CNN: “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Tuesday if a Supreme Court vacancy occurs during next year’s presidential election, he would work to confirm a nominee appointed by President Donald Trump.” Was there ever a doubt that he, along with every other RepubliKKKlan, is a vile hypocrite? Look! I don’t know how many f***ing times I have to say this, but it’s over, folks! Dumbass Democrats have been weak for decades, and now the tables are fully turned by an opponent who has been ruthless all the while. Idiots in this country will understand soon enough how a majority conservative judiciary will dictate to people how they are allowed to live their lives. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America! It’s been one bumbling Democratic failure after another.
The Irony Is Killing Me!
CNN reports, “Owners of a replica of Noah’s Ark are suing their insurers, saying the companies failed to cover adequately damage caused by heavy rain.” This quote says everything except for two things. First, the depths of stupidity of those who go to the park is incalculable. Second, and more importantly, these people never seem to blame themselves for what they would consider being God’s wrath in any other case. Floods, fires, hurricanes, and earthquakes are always because of the gays, but when something happens to them maybe it’s because God thinks these fundamentalist religious wackjobs are vile people, living vile hypocritical lives, especially when God tried to block others from going to their fantasyland. I guess God is the insurance companies.
The Vileness of RepubliKKKlans
From Axios, “The Trump administration will soon make it easier for federally funded adoption agencies to reject same-sex couples, Axios’ Sam Baker and Jonathan Swan reported on Friday.” Every RepubliKKKlan is a vile person. In fact, it is impossible to be a RepubliKKKlan and not be a vile person. Sorry if the truth hurts.
Honestly, F*** ’em!
From CNN, “A disaster relief bill was prevented from advancing in the US House of Representatives on Friday after Republican Rep. Chip Roy of Texas objected to passing the bill, meaning the more than $19 billion in aid may not go to President Donald Trump’s desk for his signature before June.” My understanding is that most of these people needing disaster relief are in red states, so f*** them! This is what they voted for, right? They wanted a president and a party to build that f***ing wall, and now they have one idiot GOP member holding up the bill because, in part, there is no funding for the wall. So, congratu-f***ing-lations to those RepubliKKKlans in need because the wall comes first and not helping people second. I’d rather not have my tax dollars go to RepubliKKKlans as a handout. They should have bought more insurance! I mean that’s what RepubliKKKlans always preach, right? Self-sufficiency! No handouts from the government! Bootstraps! I wish to f***ing God we had a system where people get the benefits they deserve based on their voting record. RepubliKKKlans can have all the unregulated for-profit health care insurance they want, without any government help. Flood insurance, which is underwritten exclusively by the government, RepubliKKKlans can go without. Seriously! Find another private insurer. RepubliKKKlans want to provoke a war then they can send their sons and daughters (or themselves). RepubliKKKlans don’t want to pay any taxes? Fine — no government services of any kind! Stay off the roads!
We’re on Our Way to War
Hello, stupid America! We’re on our way to war! And here I thought MAGA morons voted for traitor trump, in part, to keep America out of unnecessary Middle East interventions. Stupid me! Every time a RepubliKKKlan gets voted into office we go to war and waste a $1 trillion and then some. Welcome to stupid America! Right on schedule to making things worse. Yeah, we deserve this — because apparently, the country is too f***ing stupid to learn from the mistakes of the last 3 RepubliKKKlan presidents!
Good Luck with That
Theresa May resigns. If the global zeitgeist is any indication then the new prime minister will be an even more hardline Brexiter. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; let Britain fall out of the EU with a no-deal. Elections have consequences and I think Britain should be the most obvious example of how ignorant voting leads to detrimental results. So, let these people feel the full brunt of leaving the second largest trading block in the world. Maybe they’ll get informed before the next time they vote.
Surrounded by Idiots
What kind of moron agrees to be seen as a traitor trump prop while he (predictably) veers a planned speech into crazy town? Seriously? Where do they find these f***ing G.D. morons? I guess these f***tards have absolutely no problem with awkwardly standing behind their idiot leader as he goes off on incomprehensible rants and tangents. They have no problem because no matter what he says they’re all in 100%. Welcome to stupid America! It is inescapable stupidity! Stupid people everywhere, everywhere stupid people!
A Country of Morons Elects a “Stable Genius”
New York Magazine headline reads, “Trump Calls Himself ‘Extremely Stable Genius,’ Demands Staffers Tell Press How ‘Calm’ He Is.” This is the level of complete absurdity America has reached. Thank you so much MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans for bringing down the collective IQ of the country with a president that bearly functions above mentally retarded. I feel dumber each time I hear him. Every day traitor trump says or does something that evinces he has no f***ing clue what he’s doing, yet 42% think he really is a f***ing G.D. genius. As usual, everything is about himself first and country second. I give up! Welcome to stupid America! This country is stuck on permanent stupid!
Uncontrollable American Stupidity
From CNN: “The President is doing what he always does when he’s in a dark political corner: fight harder than any man alive, adopting a relentless strategy of total political warfare and lashing out in a way that may ultimately be self-defeating.” Just another scene in the traitor trump Scheiße-show and apparently 42% of idiots in this country keep thinking this is the best entertainment since the end of GoT. This relentless do-nothing president and administration is exactly what MAGA morons and f***ard RepubliKKKlans want. This is all one big comical trainwreck that these people desire to detract them from their own trainwreck of a life. Welcome to stupid America where stupidity is the entertainment!