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MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

The Stars and Stripes

Slate reports, “President Donald Trump came out in favor of a fresh effort to challenge long-held precedent by the Supreme Court that would ban the burning of the American Flag. ‘All in for Senator Steve Daines as he proposes an Amendment for a strong BAN on burning our American Flag. A no brainer!’ Trump wrote Saturday morning on Twitter.” It’s the good old uber-patriotic RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron issue of flag burning! I love this issue because it highlights the utter trump stupidity and hypocrisy of these “patriotic” Americans.

I begin by recalling a conversation I had with a conservative friend about this very subject. His argument was that flag burning is disrespectful. To which I replied that flag burning is actually an approved way of disposing of a flag, assuming a conservative mind possesses only the typical “all or nothing” means of rationalization. Of course, the subtleties of disposing of a flag by burning it is lost on most RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons. I also assume these idiots think that casually throwing a tattered American flag in the f***ing garbage is acceptable. It’s not — ever!

Then I steered the conversation to these “uber-patriotic” individuals who think they are respecting the flag by wearing it as an article of clothing; that somehow wearing shorts patterned like the American flag is not disrespecting it when a fat-ass sits down at the picnic bench ready to devour that all-American hot dog while dripping mustard onto his or her American flag-patterned shirt! Un-f***ing-believable. Somehow sitting on the flag or soiling it is not unpatriotic. Hello, f***ing trump stupid people! One should never wear the flag as an article of f***ing clothing! And to my mind even wearing its likeness is disrespectful. Never wear it as something you will sit on, sweat in, soil, or any other action in which the flag is disrespected! The flag belongs on a pole or hanging or draped or displayed! Nothing else! Moreover, never display a flag that is frayed or torn! Naturally, when I pointed this out to my friend his reply was along the lines of ignorance. Of course, it was. In so many words, he said he would not expect others (the average “patriot”) — like himself — to realize that wearing the flag was disrespectful, but then again that is the entire mindset of RepiubliKKKlans and MAGA morons: an inability to think! It never occurred to him that sitting on the flag in the form of someone’s shorts, underwear, or bathing suit was disrespectful. How trump stupid can one be? I see! So burning the flag as the ultimate expression of one’s First Amendment right (whether one agrees with it or not) is heresy, but sitting or farting while wearing American-patterned shorts is acceptable because it’s not obviously wrong! But it is obvious — very obvious!

This is why America is so m*****f***ing G.D. stupid! Time after time the ultra-conservative idiot “patriots” insist on calling everyone else “less” patriotic while they clearly have no f***ing G.D. clue what constitutes patriotism. Personally, I am not in favor of burning the flag except when properly disposing of it. It is simply something I would never do, but if others choose to express their First Amendment right by burning the flag then they are free to do so. I will shake my head; however, at least I understand the flag is a symbol of freedom by which people are allowed to burn it (even out of spite). It is a level of intellectual sophistication lost on every RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron because this is 42% trump stupid America!

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Conspiracies for Morons

UFOs

One appropriate use for quoting RawStory: “In the most recent excerpt from his interview with ABC host George Stephanopoulos, President Donald Trump expressed skepticism at the existence of UFOs despite recent revelations from the Pentagon of sightings.” It is one of the rare instances when traitor trump is not talking crazy. Yes, there are UFOs, but none of these sightings is from an alien life form. Let me be particularly clear on this topic: there is no such thing as alien visitors to this planet and to believe such nonsense means a person is a f***ing G.D. idiot of the highest order! The universe is so vast (incomprehensibly vast) that travel among intelligent alien life forms is assuredly impossible, and if it were possible then such extraterrestrials would be so advanced that either we are insignificant to them or we would have already been converted to copper tops and never know it. So, to think that aliens have visited us is absurd and clearly in the realm of conspiracy idiots and the like. Welcome to stupid America! We believe anything such as Elvis is still alive and traitor trump is a good president.

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

Thanks for Nothing, Deniers

From Bloomberg, “American farmers, already set to leave a record number of acres without corn, now face the prospect of also failing to plant soybeans because of rampant rainfall.” This is what happens when a trump stupid America denies the science behind climate change. Just as scientists predicted, climate change would lead to more serve weather events that could disrupt such critical societal necessities as the food chain, namely the ability for countries to grow food! Moreover, such events would compromise the holy grail of RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron issues: national security. Read from the EPA: “More extreme temperature and precipitation can prevent crops from growing. Extreme events, especially floods and droughts, can harm crops and reduce yields.” Yet, none of this matters in a country so bereft of intelligence that RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons would rather focus on the “dangers” of brown and gay people than addressing the crucial devastating impact of global warming. Welcome to stupid America where science is wrong, and religion is right. F*** me! I can’t anymore. I just can’t take this f***ing trump stupid country anymore!

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Trump Stupid: A New Dictionary Entry

trump stupid adjective

\ˈtrəmp ˈstü-pəd \

Definition of trump stupid

1 : an expression of stupidity not conveyed by any other word or expression in the English language

2 : the highest level of stupidity conceivable

3 : a degree of stupidity that surpasses idiot, moron, and retard; abject stupidity

4 : a degree of stupidity often reserved to describe Republicans and Trump supporters

Example usage of trump stupid in a sentence: A person who shoots himself in the genitals while holding a gun in the waistband of his pants is trump stupid.

Other expression examples:

RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are trump stupid!

That was trump stupid!

How can someone be so trump stupid?

Are you trump stupid or what?

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Politics RepubliKKKlans

All RepubliKKKlans are Vile People

All RepubliKKKlans are vile people as they constantly seek to corrupt government and work against the best interests of the public. Two cases in point. First, from Axios, “Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.) blocked an effort by Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) to pass a bill via unanimous consent requiring campaigns to report any offers of foreign assistance to the FBI.” Second, from NBC News, “The Senate majority leader has not allowed a vote on any of the bipartisan measures to strengthen election systems and make it harder for hostile powers to manipulate social media.” So, none of this matters because this trump stupid country just doesn’t care. The RepubliKKKlan party is the party of obstruction and time after time idiots in the country re-elect them to power. Welcome to stupid America — too stupid for words!

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Politics RepubliKKKlans

We’re Going to War, Morons

From Reuters, “‘It is the assessment of the United States government that the Islamic Republic of Iran is responsible for the attacks that occurred in the Gulf of Oman,’ U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told reporters.” So, a mere few hours after the attack the U.S. has completed a thorough investigation of the intelligence to categorically blame Iran. This is the beginning of the same drumbeat to war that RepubliKKKlans used against Iraq. Hyberbolic escalation of a “threat” from a country of brown people (Muslims). How many f***ing times must I say it: RepubliKKKlans always take this country to useless unwinnable wars and the morons in this country reward them with re-election. This country is beyond stupid. I’m still waiting for the English language to invent a word that adequately conveys the level of stupidity of the average American voter. Perhaps “trump stupid” works. For example, a man hiding drugs up his ass and carrying a loaded gun in his front pocket shoots himself in the testicles. (Yeah, it happened!) Then we could say that man was being “trump stupid.” Welcome to stupid America!

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MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

See You Next Tuesday Sanders

From CNN, “White House press secretary Sarah Sanders will leave her position at the end of the month, capping a tumultuous tenure as the President’s chief spokeswoman in which she largely redefined the role.” So the see you next Tuesday lying Evenalegical nutjob MAGA moron Sanders who looks like she was repeatedly dropped on her head as a baby is going to leave the administration — as if anybody would ever notice. She represented the worst face of the administration (pun fully intended) because all she did was lie to the American people. We paid for her to lie to us. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Good riddance. If this was a Democratic administration then RepubliKKKlans and the rest of the country would be up in arms about the lack of transparency and corruption of the administration, but with MAGA moron traitor trump in office then no one cares. It’s the economy, stupid! Welcome to stupid America! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

It Doesn’t Matter Anymore

The AP reports, “President Donald Trump says that if a foreign power offered dirt on his 2020 opponent, he’d be open to accepting it and that he’d have no obligation to call in the FBI.” Honestly, none of this Scheiße matters anymore. MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans simply do not care how corrupt traitor trump is or what he does because in the land of the stupid he is doing everything right; he can do no wrong. Welcome to stupid America! Dumber today than yesterday!

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‘Code Red’ Stupidity

From CNN, “One week ago Joe Crain, the morning meteorologist at WICS in Springfield, Illinois, called out station management for mandating over-the-top ‘Code Red’ weather alerts.” Everything in this country is a f***ing G.D. marketing emergency! “Code Red!!!” Warning! Warning! Warning! Bad weather is coming! Stay tuned. Don’t leave your T.V. set for a DEFCON 1 weather report to follow right after this commercial break. These people must think their viewers are that f***ing stupid, but then again, the local channel is in central Illinois, which may as well be the deep South. So, maybe they are that f***ing stupid. Sensationalist weather reporting! Yup! Welcome to stupid America, where everything must be an emergency! Brown people are coming! Black people are voting! Gay people want equal rights! Christians are being crucified in the streets! I just can’t anymore!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics RepubliKKKlans

Dumbass Democrats at Their Best

The Daily Beast reports, “It was supposed to be a made-for-TV moment for House Democrats: former Richard Nixon counsel and Watergate icon John Dean testifying before lawmakers in the Judiciary Committee’s first hearing solely devoted to the substance of Robert Mueller’s findings on whether President Trump obstructed the Russia investigation.” These Democrats are f***ing G.D. morons. Seriously! What were they hoping to achieve? Did they seriously think that Americans would stop to tune in to a person describing the 46-year-old circumstances surrounding Nixon’s impeachment? Moreover, dumbass Democrats agreed to have some idiot lawyer from the Heritage Foundation as a RepubliKKKlan lackey. WTF? Once again this is dumbass Democrats bending over backward to play fair and come off “fair and balanced.” The only thing they accomplished was to muddle and confuse the entire narrative of the hearing. While the witnesses for the Democrats were saying one thing, the RepubliKKKlan witness was saying the exact opposite. What is the net effect? Confusion and ultimately indifference. Democrats are really weak and stupid people. They kind of deserve to be in the minority because they will never learn how to play to win.