CNN reports, “Owners of a replica of Noah’s Ark are suing their insurers, saying the companies failed to cover adequately damage caused by heavy rain.” This quote says everything except for two things. First, the depths of stupidity of those who go to the park is incalculable. Second, and more importantly, these people never seem to blame themselves for what they would consider being God’s wrath in any other case. Floods, fires, hurricanes, and earthquakes are always because of the gays, but when something happens to them maybe it’s because God thinks these fundamentalist religious wackjobs are vile people, living vile hypocritical lives, especially when God tried to block others from going to their fantasyland. I guess God is the insurance companies.
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