The Don! reported over $2.2 billion in total income for 2025, according to his annual financial disclosure. The surge in wealth was primarily driven by his family’s cryptocurrency ventures, which generated over $1.4 billion, alongside lucrative revenues from traditional real estate, licensing deals, and investments. Breakdown of the $2.2 Billion Windfall
- Cryptocurrency: Digital assets were the largest income source. Ventures such as the World Liberty Financial platform and branded memecoins brought in over $1.4 billion.
- Hospitality & Real Estate: His traditional business holdings performed exceptionally well. Properties like Trump National Doral and Mar-a-Lago brought in over $525 million in hotel and golf-related income.
- Licensing & Merchandising: Significant millions flowed in from global licensing agreements (in countries like India, Vietnam, and Dubai) and branded merchandise such as Bibles, guitars, and watches.
- Investment Portfolio: His personal trading accounts expanded substantially, with his wealth managers executing thousands of trades across the S$\&$P 500 and tech giants like Apple and Nvidia.
And to all of this I say: Who cares? Seriously, who f***ing cares? I’ll tell you who: Not a single f***ing person in this God-forsaken country! Don’t get me wrong; everyone should care. They should be disgusted by this blatant, ongoing level of corruption and pilfering of society. But this is the United States of f***ing ‘Murica, home of the sh*t-for-brains citizenry that could not possibly care any less about what Dictator Don does to them and against them. People love the growing wealth gap on full display! They welcome his rapaciousness and showmanship that remind RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons et al. that those G.D. “others” are stealing their entitled wealth and white privilege! Indeed, MAGA morons and their ilk fete The Don! for amassing such riches off the backs of poor working people. In the name of “full disclosure,” he proudly publishes his earnings (thievery) while back in the White House, claiming, in his defense, that he’s a rich, successful businessman who merely got richer by investing in a booming stock market, just like everyone else. Yet, The Don! is clearly trading on insider information and policy decisions he makes, then reverses, then reverses the reversal, all the while trading stocks on these Dictator Don-engendered market vicissitudes. And guess what? F***tards of America accept his B.S. explanations and insider market maneuvering without concern or question — hook, line, and sinker. It never f***ing fails. This is obscene profiteering while in the service of the American people, and no one gives one G.D. f***! But this is the classic “genius” of The Don! He apprehends very well that poor moron suckers of America — aka his base and base adjacent — all desire to be rich like he. The orange menace understands that he can keep their hope, envy, and admiration of him alive not by hiding his wealth but by flaunting it. He is the Pied Piper playing the tune of the rich and famous, enticing beguiled and benighted Americans with the hope and romance that one day they, too, will be King Midas. Well, let’s be very clear, morons of America: If you’re poor now, then you’ll be poor when you die, and The Don! is never going to lift a finger to help you out of your plight or help you become more prosperous. But then again, I need to remind myself that for as much as MAGA morons say the elected Dictator Don for pocketbook reasons, they really only care about the hate. It’s their blind hatred of everyone not like them that drives these people.
Moreover, he’s actively robbing his unsuspecting base. Take his cryptocurrency as an example. He made most of his income in 2025 from this scheme, in which he got rich while others were left holding the bag. As of this morning, pre-market open, the World Liberty Financial USD Price sits at $0.05877 — that’s 6 cents for the morons who no do math good — and represents an 81 percent depreciation in value since its inception. So, how does The Don! make $1.4 billion on a cryptocoin that has lost nearly all its value? I’ll tell you how: Morons of America bought (i.e., Dictator Don sold) the “asset” when it was overvalued, hoping they would get rich. Well, just the opposite happened. Investors got suckered — predictably! (Admittedly, this coin has operated more as a money laundering scheme whereby individuals and nation states pour money into the fund knowing that it’s a losing venture, but The Don! gets paaaaaid.) Nonetheless, there are individual MAGA moron investors who, no doubt, thought they could ride the coattails of Dictator Don and get rich quick. Of course, no lessons are learned by their being fleeced. Instead of blaming The Don! for robbing them, they’ll justify their stupidity by declaring they knew all along it was a risky bet, despite them losing their life savings. In any other circumstance, they would be blaming black and brown people, and, of course, the gays, but since it’s Dictator Don, then he’s always held blameless. Oh, and his meme coin is another sinkhole I will not waste my time explaining other than to say the value of that “asset” has dropped 96 percent from its high when the coin entered the market and everyone rushed in to buy — it’s been downhill ever since. [Single teardrop.] Oops! Suckas!
Nonetheless, the poor love him all the more, living vicariously through his ostentatiousness. Whatever! I give up! Let the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. Let Dictator Don be the poster child for the Gilded Age — the 21st-century version. Let it all come crumbling down. Maybe then something will change. Eh, who the f*** am I kidding? Nothing will change. Nothing ever changes — same voters electing the same moronic RepubliKKKlans to office to destroy the country and our democracy with, in The Don’s! case, a scowl. Welcome to stupid America!