Apparently, the “peace,” erm, “deal” agreed upon between the U.S. and Iran is so good that it must be kept secret from the rest of the world, as if it were the secret recipe for KFC’s fried chicken. As I predicted in a recent post, Deal!, this is the MOU that Dictator Don has been waiting for, but now worse according to some leaked details: namely, Americans will pay Iran cold, hard cash to get out of this mess. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Nothing speaks louder than money, and The Don! knows it. (But Obama! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t.) This is not rocket science, f***tards! Of course, Dictator Don would buy his way out of his problem, just like he always does, every f***ing time. This is how he keeps getting away with everything — all the time. And Americans let him. What a f***ing joke. But whatever. Nothing matters anymore. America is just too f***ing stupid to survive. I’ve been saying it for years, and at every turn, America proves me right.
The end of America’s leadership and growing weakness on the world stage aside, this is my main concern for the upcoming midterms: this sh*t-for-brains country will forgive and forget post haste! It never f***ing fails. It’s clear The Don! is going to run away from the Middle East the second the ink dries on the documents of surrender, and he won’t return for any reason. Israel could invade the rest of Lebanon, triggering retaliation from Iran, and Dictor Don will say, in so many words, it’s their — everyone other country in the Middle East — problem now. To be clear, the U.S. is capitulating to Iran on all fronts. Dictator Don mentioned at the G7 that he wants to put Iran in the rearview mirror. Well, no one is going to do it faster than the moronic populace that is the United States of America. I promise that the rate of America’s forgetfulness and ability to shrug off yet one more embarrassing loss to our national adversary is directly proportional to the rate at which gas prices fall, and gas prices are falling fast. Forget what the “experts” say about gas prices shooting up like a rocket and falling like a feather! They are wrong this time. Gas prices are already down by one-third (national average at the start of war: $2.98; average high during war: $4.55; current average: $4.04; ($4.55-$4.04)/($4.55-$2.98)*100 = 32%) in the last month from their wartime high, and that’s before the MOU has been officially signed. Once things settle in a couple of months — just in time for the midterm elections — f***tards of America will have brushed off the loss against Iran — What’s Iran, most will ask — and revel in the low price of gas, giving all the credit to The Don!, while lambasting Biden for not being able to get gas prices down as Dictator Don did over the Summer. All in time to vote for RepubliKKKlans. And it won’t matter if Iran violates every aspect of the MOU and further negotiations falter. It won’t matter to the American people. Everyone will have moved on. We will very likely be in a worse position with Iran than before the war, and no one will give a f*** because Americans are completely clueless. It never f***ing fails! Mark my words, morons. Mark them well! Welcome to stupid America!