Apparently, the “peace,” erm, “deal” agreed upon between the U.S. and Iran is so good that it must be kept secret from the rest of the world, as if it were the secret recipe for KFC’s fried chicken. As I predicted in a recent post, Deal!, this is the MOU that Dictator Don has been waiting for, but now worse according to some leaked details: namely, Americans will pay Iran cold, hard cash to get out of this mess. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Nothing speaks louder than money, and The Don! knows it. (But Obama! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t.) This is not rocket science, f***tards! Of course, Dictator Don would buy his way out of his problem, just like he always does, every f***ing time. This is how he keeps getting away with everything — all the time. And Americans let him. What a f***ing joke. But whatever. Nothing matters anymore. America is just too f***ing stupid to survive. I’ve been saying it for years, and at every turn, America proves me right.
The end of America’s leadership and growing weakness on the world stage aside, this is my main concern for the upcoming midterms: this sh*t-for-brains country will forgive and forget post haste! It never f***ing fails. It’s clear The Don! is going to run away from the Middle East the second the ink dries on the documents of surrender, and he won’t return for any reason. Israel could invade the rest of Lebanon, triggering retaliation from Iran, and Dictor Don will say, in so many words, it’s their — everyone other country in the Middle East — problem now. To be clear, the U.S. is capitulating to Iran on all fronts. Dictator Don mentioned at the G7 that he wants to put Iran in the rearview mirror. And no one is going to do it faster than the moronic populace that is the United States of America. And forget RepubliKKKlan pushback; anyone who thinks they will stand up to Dictator Don over this disastrous “deal” is as stupid as I would expect them to be.
I promise you, and let me repeat: this sh*t-for-brains country can’t wait to forget about this failed war of choice; the rate of America’s amnesia and ability to shrug off yet one more embarrassing military defeat at the hands of our chief foreign adversary is directly proportional to the rate at which gas prices fall, and gas prices are falling fast. Forget what the idiot “experts” say about gas prices shooting up like a rocket and falling like a feather! They are wrong. Gas prices are already down by one-third1 in the last month from their wartime high, and that’s before the MOU has been officially signed. Once things settle down in a couple of months — just in time for the midterm elections — f***tards of America will have brushed off the loss against Iran — What’s Iran, most will ask — and revel in the low price of gas, giving all the credit to The Don!, while lambasting Biden for not being able to “force” gas prices down as Dictator Don had. All in time for idiot voters to re-elect RepubliKKKlans to maintain majorities in both houses of Congress. And it won’t matter if Iran violates every tenet of the MOU and further negotiations falter. It won’t matter to the American people. Everyone will have moved on to the next shiny fiasco (read: Cuba). America (and the world) will be in a worse position with Iran than before the war, and no one will give a f*** because Americans are completely clueless. It never f***ing fails! Mark my words, morons. Mark them well! This is what a dying democracy looks like. People always get the government they deserve and desire. I keep saying it, and no one believes me. All hail our “great” leader, The Don! Welcome to stupid America! I expected nothing less! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 Per AAA data: national average at the start of war was $2.98; average high during the war was $4.55; current average as of 16 June 2026 is $4.04; ($4.55-$4.04)/($4.55-$2.98)*100 = 32%.