According to CNBC, “President Donald Trump on Thursday claimed that the U.S. ‘just made a great settlement of the war with Iran,’ subject to the ‘finalization of documents.’ Trump said in the Oval Office that he expects a signing to occur ‘over the next few days,’ repeating similar claims he has made numerous times over the course of the war. … Earlier, Trump said he canceled an upcoming round of U.S. military strikes against Iran, claiming that talks with the Islamic Republic ‘have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved.’ Iranian state media outlet Fars, however, reported on Telegram soon after Trump’s announcement that Tehran has not approved any text for an initial memorandum of understanding with the U.S.”
Finally, finally, finally! Peace is at hand, and unlike Dictator Don’s previous 37 assertions that the war is over, this time is different! How could it not be the case? The orange idiot — our fearless moronic leader — just said we made a “great settlement” with Iran. It’s in black and white in the article. There is no way this can’t not be true. The Don! has never lied a day in his life. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Welcome to stupid America, buying sh*t hook, line, and sinker since 2016. Look in the mirror, people. Look in the mirror!