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Roe Is Dead: No One Cares!

SCOTUS killed Roe, and no one cares! I promise you that no one cares! Oh, sure! The news shows last night and this morning were all agog. Many pundits, scholars, experts, commentators, analysts, professionals, leaders, politicians, et al. weighed in on the meaning and implications of the leaked document that is set to ditch Roe v. Wade. As of this morning, my eyeballs hurt from excessive rolling into the back of my head because much of what I’m hearing is all garbage. I will grant the professional class’s legal analysis is spot on; however, beyond that, they are clueless, especially as it relates to their take on the political consequences of the decision and the “caveat” that this opinion is still a draft and could “change.”

I will take the latter point first. I think it is beyond doubt that the leaked draft is genuine, and I do not doubt that conservatives leaked it! Unfortunately, Democratic justices play by the rules, so they are not the source. Someone — likely a clerk — working for a RepubliKKKlan justice was instructed to leak it. The super-conservative wing of SCOTUS has been telegraphing their intentions ever since the Texas abortion ban, and this is simply another way to signal their will — not so subtly. The leak is intended to soften the shock, signal red states to ready any maximalist anti-abortion laws they wish, and make it impossible for any wavering justices to change their minds. By leaking the opinion, they’ve locked in the decision. I rolled my eyes every time one of the idiot commentators would qualify their remarks by saying, “things could change.” Ugh! Jesus-f***ing-Christ! Have these people learned nothing? I’ve read the draft opinion, and this is the wet-dream, no-holds-barred opinion to wholly and utterly rebuke Roe for which the far-right has been waiting. This opinion is so absolute that there is nothing to change except the typos. And all this talk about “horse-trading” is B.S. There is no more negotiating among the justices. This first draft may as well be the final draft. Mark my words!

Then there is talk about the political consequences of this landmark decision. I can sum it up in one word: Nada! Not a single f***ing thing. This is when my eyeballs hurt the most. And if I have to hear about the “abstract” becoming concrete that will inspire people to act, then I’m going to blow my f***ing head off. Look, f***tards! Democratic and Independent voters just don’t care about abortion rights — only RepubliKKKlans care about killing the freedom. To be sure, women will march. There will be protests. There will be consternation. And there will be crying. But dumbass Democrats who think taking away a 50-year right from women will be a motivating factor to get out the vote are just kidding themselves. No one f***ing cares, especially until November. Democrats failed to care before Roe died, and they’ll fail to care afterward. Mark my words, idiots! RepubliKKKlans are about to take total control of this country, and the time when caring and doing would have made a difference has come and gone. Conservatives have already locked in mechanisms to achieve permanent rule; this latest SCOTUS decision is proof of that! We get the government we deserve, and we’re about to get the tyranny for which we’ve longed. Mark! My! Words! Elections have consequences! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. Every day is about to become hell!

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I F***ing Nailed It!

Assuming this is not some elaborate hoax, Politico reports in a stunning leak, “The Supreme Court has voted to strike down the landmark Roe v. Wade decision, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito circulated inside the court and obtained by POLITICO.” I f***ing nailed it! I nailed it! I nailed it! I posted Roe was dead the very day RBG died. Whereas pundits and experts were all circumspect about the idea of SCOTUS reversing Roe, I said it was a fait accompli on the same day. How could I be so confident so early? Because I’m not a f*** G.D. moron like most experts, who always thought Roe was safe. How could stare decisis ever be questioned, experts would argue. Very easily. This conservative Court will not let anything stand in its way of turning back the clock. I hate to gloat and say I told you so, but I told you so. I’m just here in my tiny corner of the internet writing, warning, and predicting — and getting it right!

This is just the beginning, f***tards! Mark my words! If you think this is the only privacy issue that SCOTUS will roll back, then you’re a f***ing moron! According to this SCOTUS, Roe is based on a right to privacy (liberty), which they believe is not enshrined in the Constitution. I don’t know how many times I have to keep reminding you, morons. So, contraception is next. Gay marriage is next. Basically, any LGBTQ right is next. Hell! Interracial marriage could be on the chopping block! I’ve been warning about this often and loudly, but fear not. No one cares! And don’t think for a second that states who ban abortion won’t also prohibit their citizens from seeking abortions in other states. There will be laws forbidding a woman’s movement between states. The end of American democracy is underway, and this new SCOTUS is part of the cause. Mark my words, f***tards! Americans get the government we deserve, and apparently, we deserve to live in the 1950s. Oh, and one more thought: When RepubliKKKlans take control of the White House, the Senate, and the House, then they will pass a nationwide ban on abortions. Mark my words. Don’t think that the filibuster will stop them; McConnell will jettison that rule the second he’s back in control.

America is going backward, and no one cares, least of all voters! I feel like I am the only one who can clearly see America’s future while everyone else is stuck in some quixotic purple haze. I see the demise of the nation as if I have 20/10 vision. You morons have no idea how catastrophic this is. Oh, well. You’ve been warned! Welcome to stupid America. I live in stupid hell! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Traitor [T]rump Is a F***tard

Classic traitor trump says classic trump stupid thing: “‘You know, we’ve endorsed Dr. Oz, we’ve endorsed JP, right? JD Mandel, and he’s doing great. They’re all doing good,’ Trump told the crowd at the I-80 Speedway in Greenwood,” reports Newsweek. Really? “JD Mandel?” Traitor trump is the dumbest person on the planet. Full stop! He can’t remember who he endorses. He confesses names easily and often. And most telling, he keeps bragging about his intelligence, a dead giveaway of his true stupidity. It is no different from someone who brags about how much money they have. Automatically, one should understand the richer one claims to be, then the poorer they are. Wealthy, intelligent people do not need to brag; intelligence is usually evident via speech and other communication skills. And genuinely affluent people don’t have to broadcast it.

But this is the age of traitor trump. This is the country of traitor trump, where 40 percent of the population is clearly dumber than he, which is how the chief idiot of the RepubliKKKlan Party can so easily bamboozle his sycophants. As I keep saying, an audience dumber than traitor trump is the only way a moronic leader can stand before a crowd and convince them that he’s intelligent. He’s been doing it for the last six years because this is stupid America. If you’re a RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, evil evangelical, or QAnon kook, then you’re a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order. Do humanity a favor and swallow some poison! Welcome to stupid America!

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I Am a Bird Truther!

Birds aren’t real. The truth is finally here! I was skeptical for a bit, but once I learned that CIA spy birds were recharging by sitting on power lines, then it all made sense. I never understood how it could be that birds perched upon uninsulated power lines and never get electrocuted. Now I know why. And allow me to offer my own nugget of truth. A bird pooped on my hand out of nowhere when I was a kid. My hand! Of all the places a bird’s poop could land. Now, many, many years later, a bird has never once defecated on me since. Why? Because they are all drones. Everything makes sense. Oh, and those birds that run into buildings and windmills? Malfunctioning units. What living organism would purposely fly into something that kills them? Makes no sense. What more proof does one require to believe? Not to believe flies in the face of simple logic. About time someone cleared the cobwebs from people’s eyes. Birds aren’t real!

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Tucker Carlson: Pull the Trigger!

Tucker Carlson is a racist, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a misogynist, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a homophobe, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a xenophobe, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a moron, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson and all his viewers should take their First Amendment right, stick it in their mouth, and pull the m*****f***ing trigger, lest America is doomed even quicker. I only say this out of love for America. The New York Times.

Of course, Tucker has the highest-rated show on cable because he is a perfect reflection of America. How long have I been saying it? How long? America looked into the MAGA world mirror, and they fell in love with the reflection.

As Biden said, traitor trump — implying all his acolytes — is a plague on this nation. So, that includes all MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelical, and QAnon kooks. They should all take their First Amendment right, stick it in their mouth, and pull the m*****f***ing trigger. This is the only way to save America! Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America!

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Day Late and Dollar Short, Dumbass Democrats!

From The Hill, “While welcoming Obama’s efforts, however, some experts knocked the former president for not taking action on the issue sooner. ‘As a disinformation expert and a civil rights lawyer who thinks about the intersections, I’m on the one hand very grateful that he has come forward with a set of very clear eyed and holistic solutions,’ said Nora Benavidez, senior counsel at Free Press. ‘That being said, it feels very late in the game to see former President Obama come forward with these comments,’ she said. Obama himself said he regrets failing to ‘fully appreciate’ during the 2016 election ‘just how susceptible we had become to lies and conspiracy theories.’”

Dumbass Democrats are always behind the political eightball. Always! Always! Always! Now?!?! Now, Obama feels the need to step up the campaign to fight back against misinformation? Where was he during all of traitor trump’s presidency? Let me guess? Obama was trying to stick to the old — now defunct — tradition of the previous president staying out of politics so the successor could “do” his job. Wow! How did that work out? Traitor trump basically spent four years ruining America and solidifying the new MAGA RepubliKKKlan Party that explicitly advocates hate. At the same time, former presidents remained silent, looking on in horror but daring not to break “tradition” by criticizing traitor trump.

Not to mention everything Obama failed to do during his eight years on misinformation. It all started with the “Taxed Enough Already” Party, which was really just an organized way to claim legitimacy when they spewed their Obama hate and bigotry. The Tea Party was never concerned about taxes or limiting government; their stated motivations were always a canard. It was simply an institutionalized (and obvious) hate group. Obama spent eight years weakly brushing off RepubliKKKlans’ growing and coordinated attacks on him and the Democrats for fear of becoming that “angry Black man.” So here we are! Eight years of the Tea Party and birtherism morphed into MAGA world that has consumed the RepibliKKKlan Party and is soon to consume the rest of America. Meanwhile, dumbass Democrats are still trying to understand the threat to democracy; they are still expecting the average idiot America to “figure things out.” That is to say, brush off misinformation, see the truth, and vote Democratic. Christ! Americans are stupid! They believe the misinformation unless you tell them not to, and Democrats are not doing that! Kill me now. I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America!

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Purely Moronic

Musk Stick-Figure Douchebag

Musk’s Twitter: Stick-figure douchebag (self-portrait)

Musk has never been left-leaning; he’s always been a right-wing douchebag. He’s just another billionaire a**hole who has too much money and too much free time — apparently — on his hands, so he’s going to buy his latest obsession to teach all those kids who bullied him in school what is what! He does this under the guise of free speech “absolutism,” which, of course, does not exist and never has. “Free speech” is far less free than he thinks, and for good reason, lest the entire fabric of society comes undone, but I guess Musk is willing to take that chance because — you know — people want to buy electric cars in the middle of the next civil war.

Look, morons! How Musk has treated others and behaved on Twitter, is exactly the way he will run it! Clearly, that stick-figure of him in “2021” shows his O-face. He’s getting ready to f*** America over! Mark my words on that. Baby b*tch is pissy because he can’t be as much of an a**hole on Twitter as he wants to be! Naturally, being stupid America, people will flock to the new nastier version of Twitter because people love to watch a train wreck. Witness the election of traitor trump. I can’t wait!

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Satan Is Not a Metaphor

Out of the mouth of Marjorie Taylor Greene, “And that’s how Satan sells a sin, and that’s how he sells abortion. He tells a woman that all you have to do is you’re just going to go to this clinic, just going to get it over with, you know. And then you’re going to — that guy, he’s going to stay with you, that boyfriend or the guy, whoever he is, he’s going to marry you, sweep you off your feet.”

Do not think that this Satan speak is a metaphor for one’s inner conscience or self-rationalization. It is not! She literally believes Satan whispers into a person’s ear to get them to do things. This is what happens when stupid religious fundamentalists get into government; they inflict their bat-sh*t-craziness on the rest of us. These people actually believe what they’re saying, and so does half the country. Oh, Lordy! Deliver us from the insane ravings of MTG! Again, stupid America proves itself.

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‘Soft Porn’ Star Cawthorn

Ethics Complaint Exhibit B

The Fire Madison Cawthorn PAC filed an ethics complaint with the House that included the touching picture above. They further annotate the image with the following: “They are seen in this video, which was distributed on Twitter among various people, discussing suggestive subjects and touching inappropriately.” Really? Suggestive subjects? Inappropriate touching? I don’t mean to cum to the defense of Cawthorn, but what exactly could be suggestive and inappropriate about two consenting adults doing as they please as long as they are not breaking any laws? Of course, the intimation is that the two are gay lovers. I guess they are breaking “God’s” law.

But I will renew my original, longstanding question: Does Cawthorn have a working tallywacker? He is a paraplegic, which may or may not include “little” Cawthorn. Does he give “soft” porn a new meaning? Curious minds want to know. Of course, it is beyond ironic that fellow RepubliKKKlans who wish to out Cawthorn from office are trying to out Cawthorn. Naturally, there is no more egregious act or more offensive immutable characteristic as homosexuality. As the saying goes: RepubliKKKlan accusations are really just projection. They do exactly what they charge others of doing, and that is why you have super-bro Cawthorn inveighing against the gays as he and his not-so-secret boy-who-is-a-friend (cousin actually) Stephen Smith share their lives on social media and in the workplace as it would appear. They are oddly inseparable even for kissing cousins. Just more RepubliKKKlan hypocrisy. Welcome to stupid America. Now, with soft porn!

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Bravo, John Nichols! Bravo!

He writes in The Nation, “Despite what Clinton and Obama say, Biden’s current list of accomplishments won’t cut it. … There’s just one problem: It doesn’t work. … The Democratic message should be blunt: If we lose Congress, Republicans will make Biden the lamest lame-duck president in history. And if we lose the statehouses, Donald Trump’s ‘Big Lie’ will be codified just in time to tip the 2024 presidential election to Trump or someone worse. Instead of a feel-good ‘touting accomplishments’ campaign, Democrats should rip into the GOP with a warning that America’s future is at stake. Because it is.”

This is excellent advice that dumbass Democrats will ignore because they’re weak and stupid. I say it almost as much as I disparage RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. The strategy Nichols proposes is straightforward. And it preys upon the one emotion that may best motivate Democratic voters: Fear. But not fear that will subdue voters as being too overwhelmed or a fear that cedes power to RepubliKKKlans. No! This needs to be proactive fear — proactive in that it motivates citizens to vote for Democrats, not just abstain or vote against them.

Unfortunately, as I have said countless times before, dumbass Democrats wrongly trust voters to “figure things out” on their own, which is why they like to talk about all their legislative accomplishments. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! If voters actually believed Democrats’ achievements to date were worth anything, then their poll numbers would not be underwater. Stop expecting a stupid electorate to suddenly recognize what Democrats have done or are trying to do with limited — yes, limited — power as being politically advantageous. Democrats keep talking about their messaging problem (failure). I say messaging their legislative success is a waste of time. The topic is too insipid for voters. Dumbass Democrats should be campaigning on a message of the utter destruction of America’s democracy if Biden is allowed to become a lame-duck president in January. Maybe the average moron voter could understand one hyper-focused message, assuming Americans still want to live in a democracy. It is undoubtedly more catchy than “we got you through the pandemic, and unemployment is low.” These are concepts and accomplishments that Americans have already flushed down their short-term memory hole. Eh, who am I kidding? Dumbass Democrats are completely feckless at playing politics and are completely unwilling to be ruthless. As Nichols said in his piece, Democrats keep playing a losing political strategy. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America!